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chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Milk is fucking delicious.

antipiratgruppen ,

Cream and butter is even better!

_stranger_ ,

Walking around eating a stick of butter should not be more socially acceptable, but it might be.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

No love for buttermilk? Sure it’s odd on its own, but in a scone, it’s delicious.

antipiratgruppen ,

Sure, I love scones but never knew they had buttermilk in them. Buttermilk koldskål is very delicious too!

sugar_in_your_tea ,

That looks good! I happen to have some extra buttermilk laying around, so thanks kind stranger!

Gullible ,

The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.

BluJay320 ,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

Gullible ,

I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

MadhuGururajan ,

Just in case it isn’t sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.

Squirrelanna ,
@Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Apple juice is fruit blood which makes you a gay vampire.

bestagon ,

Asterion build

undergroundoverground ,

Apple juice

Its like tree milk

Ilovethebomb ,

Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?

Comment105 ,

Yeah, if you want to kiss your gay boyfriend you need to get a room, that shit is disgusting.

Same with people who eat sh**arma, and those wacky whorish fucking d****rs defiling the streets.

Ilovethebomb ,

?

ShellMonkey ,
@ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com avatar

They didn’t say how big a carton. I’d say anything up to a quart is fair game without some eyeballs on you.

Socsa ,

Sure, if you are a baby cow

sugar_in_your_tea ,

So it’s only okay to be gay if I’m a baby cow?

kitnaht ,

I think the thing is, you cannot drink a gallon of milk within some timeframe without puking. I forget where I heard that from…

Sunforged , (edited )

Not very science of you friendo. Drink a gallon and confirm whether or not this is true. Otherwise you’re just spreading baseless propaganda and we only allow based propaganda in these here parts.

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Jackass

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

Anon said a carton of milk. While you could get a gallon of milk in a carton, it would be more reasonable to assume anon is drinking from a smaller carton — maybe even one of those single serving cartons like the ones from school lunches. Though, I guess it would be much weirder to be walking around while drinking a gallon of milk, so maybe you’re right.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Yeah, carton to me means a cardboard container, so something well less than a gallon. Honestly, the biggest carton I’ve seen is like a pint, which is a reasonable serving.

Trainguyrom ,

Depends on how its sold locally. I can get pints and half-pints of milk at the local gas station, even sold in your choice of white, chocolate, strawberry or a seasonal flavor

morphballganon ,

The greentext specifies a carton, which suggests it’s less than a gallon.

toynbee ,

The Grudge?

anivia ,

My experience of doing GOMAD disproves that, I’ve had plenty of occasions where I drank it in a single session instead of spreading it out through the day… But it may or may not be possible if you aren’t accustomed to drinking a gallon of milk every day

MindTraveller ,

Pops did it

kitnaht ,

I’m not saying it’s true; I’m saying it’s something I have heard commonly; and it’s my only guess as to why they were laughing.

magnetosphere , (edited )
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

I can’t help but wonder if people were laughing at something besides the milk. Were they wearing a Sailor Moon outfit, complete with wig?

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

Would you risk openly laughing at a dude drinking milk, dressed as Sailor Moon?

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

Good question. I think I’d just avoid eye contact and laugh with my friends about it later.

rem26_art ,
@rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

absolutely not. In the name of the moon (and milk), they'd punish me

rovingnothing29 ,
@rovingnothing29@lemmy.world avatar

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I’d be too busy masturbating

criitz ,

No one was laughing, this is all fantasy in OOP’s head

Beacon ,

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jimmydoreisalefty ,
@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

Got milk?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.

BennyInc ,

It depends on how you drink it.

https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/c8806e83-f28f-4ced-b351-989f7328aae7.gif

Alpha71 ,

I still can’t believe they put that in Mortal Kombat.

drmoose ,

the thought of putting some slaved animal’s titty sweat into my mouth makes me legit want throw up ngl. How the fuck was that ever acceptable?

Zoldyck ,

Exactly. Drinking animal milk is very weird and unethical.

zurohki ,

There’s a lot of foods that only became a thing because someone was really hungry.

TriflingToad ,

or really stupid, I nearly ate a rock when I was little if my grandma didn’t catch me first

drmoose ,

Even if you ignore ethics it’s just nasty lol there are other liquid fats that don’t need to be squeezed out of a mammal

BakedGoods ,

Not really. Lots of animals have similar relationships with other species. I think you’re just uneducated on the subject. We should absolutely strive for more ethical handling of animals through legislation and education.

MindTraveller ,

So your argument is that if an animal does it, it’s ethical? Then you must support murder.

commie ,

this is a strawman

NuWuX ,
@NuWuX@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s not sweat, it’s closer to mucus and pus and it’s delicious! 😋

RacerX ,

Sure glad I read this over my bowl of cereal this morning.

fibojoly ,

Once you try a mother’s milk, it makes a lot more sense.

drmoose ,

I’ve tried but your mom is just not into it. Maybe you can put a word in for me

Lileath ,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Oat milk tastes way better without the whole torturing animals stuff and it isn’t even that much more expensive. I really don’t understand why people still drink cow milk.

MindTraveller ,

They’re perverts

Trainguyrom ,

As someone who generally enjoys drinking milk (I almost exclusively drink water but when I do indulge in other drinks its almost always a nice glass of milk, or a pint of milk for the road from the convenience store) I’ve tried oat milk and it tasted good, but just seemed to be missing some body. It tasted more like something I should mix into something else than drink on its own

gallopingsnail ,
@gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oat milk tastes way better

Yeah, well, that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

I like almond milk, but have trouble finding the nipples.

commie ,

milking cows isn’t torture

gandalf_der_12te ,
@gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Just look at it this way:

there are/were a lot of nomadic tribes in human history. All of them wanted to eat, or at least have a stable and significant source of calories. Most of them lived in semi-fertile land though, which was not fertile enough for wheat/corn. So what they did was take a goat, let it eat all of the grass/flowers that naturally grew, and it produced milk for the humans. This way, both humans and the goat could live.

drmoose ,

How is that relevant to modern age? By that logic nothing is ick and everything is justifiable cause at some point it was ok with our ancestors 🥱

gandalf_der_12te ,
@gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

How the fuck was that ever acceptable?

I literally answered your question?

MindTraveller ,

Thanks for educating us. I guess we can safely say that milk drinking was considered acceptable by our ancestors due to their terrible desperation, much as cannibalism among stranded sailors is excusable.

drmoose ,

I knew this 4chan communities are very pro spectrum but to take “ever” so literally is new peak lmao

gandalf_der_12te ,
@gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

oh lol random internet moment :-)

MindTraveller ,

Everyone who downvoted you is a pervert and is trying to deny the fact they’re ashamed of themself.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Are you an idiot or just an edgelord?

chocosoldier ,

this. milk is fucking disgusting.

commie ,

animals aren’t slaves. comparing slaves to animals is what slavers do.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

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lunarul ,

Obviously anon’s mother never taught them not to drink straight out of the carton.

Trainguyrom ,

Extra fiber that way!

Ilovethebomb ,

Drinking milk straight from the carton, in public?

Have you no self respect, Anon?

NaibofTabr ,

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elxeno ,

Too many lactose intolerant people.

gandalf_der_12te ,
@gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

his mistake was that it wasn’t beer (alcohol) /s

Honestly, this reminds me of the “facebook crisis”: it’s forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.

AVincentInSpace ,

Because what will the kids think if they see a gun?

weker01 ,

What do you mean with this?

AVincentInSpace ,

I mean I’d say it’s substantially more appropriate for minors to be seeing pictures of guns than pictures of boobs, and hence why it makes sense that Facebook censors one but not the othet

weker01 ,

Ahh if that is how it is.

Then tell me: What will a kid think when seeing boobs?

Malfeasant ,

Lunchtime?

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