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paultimate14 ,

50 tabs? She dodged a bullet.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Rookie numbers. Real chads have >100.

chemicalprophet ,

That was a close save! I wouldn’t fuck a blind consumer with your dick…

Dicska ,

But how about someone else’s?

kameecoding ,

Manual torrenting? Fucking hell, that’s some weak ass shit, i have all my shit on my plex/jellyfin server

rickyrigatoni ,

If she doesn’t know what a hdmi cable is I’m boiling her into a stew.

franklin ,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

My wife has learned the way of stremio and loves it, there is hope!

patrlim ,

torrent ahead of time?

anon is a dumbfuck.

Zron ,

You can also press one button to configure a torrent to download first and last, allowing you to play a video while it streams in.

Anon can’t even torrent right, she just got scared that he’d be too stupid to put on the condom right.

IdleSheep , (edited )
@IdleSheep@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ve had a lot of different setups over the years on my TV to see if my family (all “what’s a computer?” level of computer illiterate) could get the hang of it, and the one that clicked for all of them was Stremio+torrentio. Pop in a debrid service to avoid downtime/buffering issues and they’ve never complained since.

Omgboom ,

Setup Servarr and get all the women

Xanthrax ,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

Switch to streaming and use ad blockers. It will be 720/ 1080p max, though. Most people won’t notice. There’s a guide/ wiki on a specific lemmy community.

Also, be honest. Your partner might be tech savvy and not be able to afford entertainment as well. Go for it. That’s how I found my partner.

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

Not able to afford?

If there was a reasonably-priced ad-free service you could pay for to get complete shows, many would do it.

But this is a joke: pokemon.com/…/where-to-watch-pokemon-episodes-mov…

SirDerpy ,

If there was a reasonably-priced ad-free service

Then I’d still not buy because typical services won’t fool me a third time. Reasonably priced ad free were called cable TV and Netflix. Then, each put ads in and hiked prices. The enshitification of Netflix is now common example of the commodification of an IT product or service.

We created atypical services for reasonably priced ad free content. It now costs me about $120/yr for whatever typical domestic or foreign programming, without ads. For $60/yr it’s domestic programming and few hours instead of a few minutes to grab a program. I also donate directly for some streaming content I enjoy, such as agadmator chess, then watch with an ad blocker. Both are reasonably priced and ad free.

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

Ha, I mean, it’s not like there is a huge buy-in. If there was a good convenient service again, I’d start using it. When it invariably it goes to shit, I’ll stop paying and go back to downloading. Just like I did with Netflix.

If enough people stopped paying because of their bullshit, maybe that would pave the way for a a platform where you actually feel like you own the shit you paid for.

SirDerpy ,

Ha, I mean, it’s not like there is a huge buy-in.

If one does the math for an average single income US household, a modest broadband connection is 15-20% of their disposable income. They survive on metered cellular.

If there was a good convenient service again, I’d start using it.

I’ll stay right where I’m at, paying less for more and giving more to content creators of substance, and with the convenience of a stable system.

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited )

Just rename Jellyfin into DisneyFlix++ or whatever.

Or use Kodi with that Netflix skin.

Or just share screen from your phone on TV.
You phone is always on VPN to home network, right?

Death_Equity ,

Anon doesn’t know about streaming sites.

One site, no torrents, legally good(so far), and all you need is basic ad-blocks to enjoy a Netflix like experience with a better interface.

She deserved a pirate Chad, and she knew it, he has spaghetti falling out his pockets like a soyjack.

VeganCheesecake ,
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Torrents tend to be more reliable quality; around here, they’re both equal in legality/illegality, and you don’t have to think about your Internet connection.

The actual trick is having done it earlier, not trying on the couch right beforehand.

blargerer ,

In many places there is a big legal distinction between consuming and distributing copyrighted content, when torrenting you are doing both.

killingspark ,

You can opt out of seeding it’s just not very nice

SeekPie ,

My favourite has always been Stremio + Real-Debrid

Frog ,

Torrent is more reliable than paid a services like Prime Video. My wife got pissed watching one of her shows on Prime. It kept on buffering and quality was trash. I torrented the entire season, put up a JellyFin server. She was so happy.

Tldr: Prime video is trash.

MindTraveller ,

Mate, don’t be weird. Torrent the movie you wanna watch before your girl gets there. Put it in your plex library and boot up Plex on your xbox. Easy peasy. You don’t have to be weird about it.

Sabata11792 ,

If she’s not excited to see the download bar move, she’s not getting invited back.

zaknenou ,
@zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Anon’s gf is a normie

SaharaMaleikuhm ,

Yeah, I’m poor. Deal with it.

setsneedtofeed ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

She just got filtered. Another successful test by anon.

MindTraveller ,

This test is gonna filter out any girl who’s smart enough to use Plex with her xbox

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