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count_dongulus ,

A genuinely heartwarming greentext. Probably fake and gay, but heartwarming nonetheless.

dharmacurious ,

As a gay, it’s definitely gay. There’s secret text that only gays can read. I can’t tell you what it says or the ghost of Anderson Cooper will have me excommunicated from the gay Mafia, but it’s there.

… I fear I’ve said too much already.

Death_Equity ,

The gay agenda is keeping the secrets of 4chan from the normies confirmed.

dharmacurious ,

The government already knew. Check out the documentary The Men Who Stare at Posts

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

@dharmacurious i am here to rescind your prostate

dharmacurious ,

Noo! Not that! I’ve been good! It won’t happen again!

Jackcooper ,

ghost of Anderson Cooper

Are you people able to become ghosts even while you’re alive? How do I learn this power??

dharmacurious ,

By asking this question you have initiated the ancient ritual. Three spirits will visit you on the eve of national coming out day. You will have to blow them to gain your answers.

TriPolarBearz ,

I think I know

Randy Marsh from South Park covered in ectoplasm from the episode “Over Logging”

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

While reading this text I definitely read some text. How do I know if that was the gay text or just a regular text?

blunderworld ,

Maybe if you’re American… Seems like pretty fucking weird behavior to me.

Maalus ,

Meh, pretty low on scale of weirdness. Pizza employees remember regulars well. Friends of mine are vegetarian and also have some specific exclusions because they don’t like an ingredient. Each time she calls in now, when they hear her voice they immediately ask “vegetarian pizza with xx, without yyy, zzz, medium?” And all she says is “yup”, confirms the address and it’s ordered. Having a “quirky” guy call in with requests like these makes for a cool story you tell your new coworkers, a break in a busy day (“captain america called!”) etc. At the end of the day you’re not forced “to play the game” after all, you can just deliver and not interact.

funkless_eck ,

it’s so weird to me that people get so much out of living in the country they were born in. I’ve lived in 5 countries, it’s not that different.

GBU_28 ,

Oh really? Sing all their national anthems

ArbitraryValue ,

That seems pretty patronizing…

Jtotheb ,

In both senses of the word!

JamesStallion ,

Could God create a story so gay that even he could not fake it?

halvar ,

Now tell me… Is the story fake, because it’s gay, or is it gay… Because it’s fake?

Brickhead92 ,

Yes.

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Neither, they’re perpendicular axes. It’s just that every greentext is on the top right quadrant

explodIng_lIme ,

Hello? Pizzahut? Yes this is hospital, your patriotic disc muncher is pretty mangled up over here. Please dispense calories

Dyskolos ,

Sorry, but… What an arsehole. Let poor people dance through stupid hoops to earn a lil extra. Fuck you, just tip or don’t. You know? Like adults.

Agent641 ,

Dance monkey dance

Hawk ,

Nobody is forcing these people to take on the challenges. And clearly they enjoyed them enough to personally write a get well card.

Guess having fun isn’t allowed anymore ¯_(ツ)_/¯

x00z ,
@x00z@lemmy.world avatar

What if I let homeless people dance for money?

Where does one draw the line?

PsychologicalCannabis ,

Yeah there is no difference between a delivery guy who at least has a job and a choice vs a homeless guy with literally no choice if it comes down to survival. Its not that hard to draw a long when you are not a complete dumbass

sazey ,

You’re feeling slightest bit of pleasure from an altruistic act, REEEEEEE!

supergirl ,

MISTER BEEEEAAAASSSTTT

blarth ,

Fake and stupidly nationalistic.

DogWater ,

Ah so “fake and gay” is evolving lol

Donkter ,

I don’t understand, their phrase was identical to yours.

Hikermick ,

So how much was the hospital bill?

FrowingFostek ,

I believe this green text implicitly, this actually happened, no proof needed.

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