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fckreddit ,

Let Max into library now!!

lugal ,

iAmTheTot , (edited )

Max should not be outdoors unleashed and unsupervised.

wjrii ,

Yup. I know cats can do better roaming free than most pets, but that doesn’t mean it’s safe for them, and it’s certainly not safe for the local bird population.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Well, at least can we let Max take out that one bird in the neighborhood that divebombs everybody waiting for the bus? It’s all black with a bit of red or orange on it’s neck. I don’t mind the pigeons, or the sparrows, or the robins, or the cardinals, or the blue jays, or the crows. They can all live…but lets make that one bird go extinct.

wjrii ,

Probably a nest up in the corner of the bus stop. The only time I’ve ever been dive-bombed was by some swallows when they had a nest up in the corner of the house’s porch.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That bird is doing that cause it got eggs somewhere close by. Or they already hatched. Still want to kill it?

tyler ,

Yep you should make sure to jump out from behind a bush or tree to make sure your cat stays on its toes the entire time it’s outside.

brucethemoose ,

Max is already in the library.

kambusha ,

Max now owns the library, and would like to make some changes.

NatakuNox ,
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Change number one: All late fees must be paid in cat treats.

Change two: All dog owners are banned from entering the library.

mipadaitu ,

Max has always been in the library.
Max will always be in the library.

downpunxx ,

Max would like to know if you'd care for a cocktail

activ8r ,

This whole thing has a very “Welcome to Nightvale” vibe to it.

anonymouse2 ,

Max has always been in the library.

ElJefe ,

Max is the library

assassinatedbyCIA ,

Knowing my inattentive ass I would have read that sign after happily letting max into the library.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder what Max did to get banished from the library.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Max has left the library. Max has been saved.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Having cats I would bet he peed in the library

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, probably, but I want to think in my mind that it was something super chaotic and daring, like a furry super-villain.

tburkhol ,

Typical cat just knocking things off shelves - the library is an inexhaustible playground.

variants ,

Then spraying it with his butt hole pee contraption

The_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo ,
@The_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo@lemmy.world avatar

Talking to people loudly?

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Solid possibility.

bionicjoey ,

Researching forbidden lore

limerod ,

Petition to let Max in the Library, now!

thenextguy ,

Guards. Make sure Max doesn’t enter the library under any circumstance.

Right, keep max in the library, even if he wants to leave.

No, no. Keep max out of the library at all times.

We don’t have to do anything other than keep Max in the library.

Out of the library…

Oh, I remember. Can he enter the library with us?

ininewcrow ,
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Guards: … please come with us, Emperor Max has ordered us to arrest you

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I would definitely let him in

lugal ,

If I were Max, i would try to get rid of the nameplate or even better change it to something else

Lost_My_Mind ,

Oh. This isn’t Max. This is Tom! His nametag says so.

NocturnalMorning ,

Meanwhile Max is decimating the local bird population, and risking getting hit by cars.

cheddar ,
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He’s living his life to its Maximum.

scrion ,

Please note that this is not a global problem, and that keeping a cat indoors is also not a solution - just don’t get a cat then.

Blackout ,

My cat is very happy and healthy indoors and turned 19 this year. Got another 10 in him too.

Lost_My_Mind ,

This could honestly be a 90s kids cartoon. Every week Max has a new plan to get into the Library, with the intent of knocking books off the shelf. And every week, the mean librarian has to try to stop his plan.

slaveOne ,

Library Larry

Empricorn ,

Outdoor cats don’t live as long, and they also destroy bird populations that can’t recover. If Max’s owner truly cared about them they would keep them safely inside…

norimee ,

WHY would you not want Max in the library?

Anticorp ,

That grammar is concerning for someone who works at the library.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I used to work in the ER years ago in a small community hospital, and this neighborhood cat had figured out how the automatic doors on the ambulance ramp worked, and would slip in behind the paramedics and go curl up in the triage chair and wait for patients to come to the window to say hi. She also made rounds of the neighbouring nursing home and hospice on a regular basis.

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