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fubo ,

The_SeveredHead

incogtino ,

What’s in the box???

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.

HatchetHaro ,
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

1’ tungsten cube

sociablefish OP ,

u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness

HamBrick ,

Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?

similideano ,

They didn’t specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.

HatchetHaro ,
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

how can boxes be real if hell’s not real

sociablefish OP ,

ignore the fact that hell’s not real just like religious people do, we’re all trying to have a good time

atlasraven31 ,

Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that’s what people there want

idontknowman ,
@idontknowman@sh.itjust.works avatar

glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean

bionicjoey ,

It’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere

atlasraven31 ,

And even the women and the children…

Curious_Canid ,
@Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca avatar

Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.

sanguinepar ,
@sanguinepar@lemmy.world avatar

Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!

morphballganon ,

One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I’m thinking brain stem. That’s smaller than a heart or spine

smashboy ,

Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.

Tolookah ,

A snow cone machine. I might be mean.

greyscale ,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.

smashboy ,

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

greyscale ,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

On fire is a good start

On fire and soaked in piss is better

CanadaPlus ,

Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

You should use a condom next time

puppy ,

Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she’s on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it’s the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn’t save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.

christophski ,

thatsthejoke.jpg

smashboy ,

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

puppy ,

Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it’s the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn’t know the meaning.

TommySalami ,

Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she’d burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.

Case ,

I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.

It stinks, for miles. And months.

sociablefish OP ,

A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries

ShadowCatEXE ,
@ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world avatar

It’s going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.

sociablefish OP ,

i’d mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)

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