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PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP , (edited )

I know of an exploit on a horribly designed website for a national car park company that would allow me to write a script that would effectively give me and anyone else i know free parking for ever for all car parks administered by this company in the country (which is a lot of car parks).

So i’d do that

Corngood ,

I love that you have a very specific and arguably moral crime in mind, and it inspired this post.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP , (edited )

tbh, i was inspired by a post with the same title while lurking on reddit. i have a rule about not posting there though so i bought the conversation here

MisterNeon ,
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I’d go to the art museum and consume copious amounts of hallucinogens.

HootinNHollerin ,

I did that at the Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP ,

i got baked in vondelpark before going there

MisterNeon ,
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Great museum, I saw the “Potato Eaters” there.

Nemo ,

The law does not currently prevent me from doing anything I want to do.

Jourei ,

Man, I gotta brew something up in case a Crime Day comes up.

I’d like to do some proper money laundering but I’d need dirty money first. Idk, if skill wasn’t an issue, I’d hack the bank and erase my debt? No, make the bank owe ME.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

Illegal Legal immigration.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP ,

I didn’t even think of that. i could apply for US and EU passports

hagelslager ,

Why’d you go for a US passport considering their globally reaching tax laws?

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP ,

most Americans living and working abroad don’t end up actually owing anything. But remember: Even if you don’t owe anything, you will still have to file an annual tax return.

So i pay an accountant to file a tax return once a year. Seems okay. It’s a powerful passport

andrewta ,

Why do so many every single year go for us passports and us citizenship?

fckreddit ,

I would move to Scandinavia, maybe Denmark or Netherlands.

oxjox ,
@oxjox@lemmy.ml avatar

Rob a bank.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP ,

it might be legal but you still have to deal with security

xmunk ,

You’re thinking small fries…

Rob Elon Musk.

Im_old ,

Nice try mr. Copper! 😝

MissJinx ,
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I would rob some things I want. Not the money, only the the stuff hahahahaha

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP ,

What’s top of your list?

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

A bambu lab X1E printer. haha I’m a poor nerd

SteposVenzny ,

I keep my head down. No legal consequences isn’t the same thing as no consequences.

saigot ,

Assuming we got some time beforehand to prep, blow up a pipeline or 7

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

> Tries to rob a bank

> gets shot

Zerlyna ,
@Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

Rob Fort Knox.

Rip the toupee off trumps head and get a good picture.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP ,

you still gotta deal with security though remember

667 ,
@667@lemmy.radio avatar

But security be off committing their own crimes…

BluJay320 ,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

All that for $0 and a shitty toupee?

anonochronomus ,
@anonochronomus@hexbear.net avatar

This is 100% fed posting. I’m not telling you what I got up my sleeve!

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP ,

the feds cant do anything if its legal though right?

SexMachineStalin ,
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Help myself to around €200,000 worth of now-free iPhones from the warehouse

demesisx ,
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I’d go rob the people that made my entire 20’s and 30’s into indentured student loan servitude for exactly the dollar figure they stole from me plus the insane interest that they tacked onto it because they owned politicians who eliminated all avenues that I could’ve used to get out of that contract.

The figure they stole from me: $197,355.49

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