What nonmurder crime would you commit if all crime was legal for a day?

Hegar , 11 hours ago

I'm a renter, so I'd throw a brick through each window of my property manager's tesla.

Xiisadaddy , 11 hours ago

I would steal a single nuclear icbm and take it to a pizza hut and just leave it there. Just seems like it would cause some interesting conversations.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy OP , 11 hours ago

i imagine the engineering required to get an ICBM to a random pizza hut would be worth a conversation too

lattrommi , 7 hours ago

Crime means breaking the law, correct?

Nolocation is named, so I will assume this refers the laws of physics and reality.

I would:

• expand time so that it lasts a near infinite duration, contained entirely within this day of no crime
• transmute a bunch of the rocks in my apartment into gold
• alter my DNA to include working wings like a bat, a prehensile tail like a monkey, gills like a salamander, enviromental adaptability like a chameleon that’s selective so I can hide these enhancements from others
• one more enhancement related to a very specific part of the anatomy of a horse or blue whale, or whatever it is people want these days
• remove all genetic defects of my body, like susceptability to cancer and addictions, grant it full immunity to diseases, put it into a perfect equilibrium with near instantaneous regeneration and longevity and thus allowing my life to last as long as I desire
• create a star from nothing and collapse it in a way that stores all of its energy into a pocket sized battery with perfect functionality and adaptability that is nearly indestructable
• hold hands with two chicks at the same time

It’s fun to dream of the impossible.

Professorozone , 7 hours ago

Speeding. Oh wait… nevermind.

Chainweasel , 7 hours ago

Jaywalk then torrent a movie.

HubertManne , 5 hours ago

if I still had my last dog then walk her without a leash.