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teawrecks ,

A walkie talkie that he can’t find any batteries for.

LouNeko ,

Oh wow look at what the tides have swept ashore. A Pringles can, some rubber gloves and a few sponges.

Num10ck ,

a super valuable in-the-original packaging giant boba fett action figure, he’s tormented by keeping it mint in case he ever gets back, somehow the rocket launcher ends up saving his life.

ShaggySnacks ,

A coconut. Those who know, will know. Those who don’t, may their innocence last forever.

xilliah ,
victorz ,

Do your work for you, you say?

Or is this a hobby project?

christian OP ,
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Do your work for you, you say?

That reminds me, tomorrow I will need everyone here to proofread the latest revision of my screenplay for the “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt” horror movie.

victorz ,

🙂‍↔️

Mammothmothman ,

A mannequin

Kacarott ,

A pot plant which he might try take care of for a while before realising it’s plastic, but has already grown attached to it.

HootinNHollerin ,

Couch

jewbacca117 ,

Starring JD Vance

mostNONheinous ,

A furby or tickle me Elmo.

onlooker ,
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InputZero ,

Some piece of very modern technology that floats. I think Wilson in the movie represents Hank’s character’s last grasp at a shred of civilization, so he holds onto it as hard as he can. My first idea was an e-ink tablet with an author’s face on it, but that’s a little too on the nose. Maybe it should be something that reflects how much more reliant we are on our modern conveniences than we were during the original.

Edit: Raycon earbuds. He calls them Ray and if you’re lucky that might also bring in some sponsorship money

BeatTakeshi ,
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A toaster. Toasters are friends

Flyberius ,
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A helicopter

MagicShel ,

A big rock that has the vague shape of a human face.

I know someone who had such a rock in their house. They kept a cigarette in its “mouth.”

themusicman ,

Wilson from House M.D., who, after surviving cancer, decided to retire from oncology and live as a recluse on a desert island.

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