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Meltrax ,

To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria’s Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.

So… Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.

Nemo ,

Calvin Klein was my answer, too.

konalt ,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

victor’s secret

remotelove ,

Bi men, for men.

sunzu ,

For men, bi men.

LilDumpy ,
@LilDumpy@lemmy.world avatar

4 men, bi men.

Empricorn ,

Jah, no more dog food for Victor tonight…

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Victor’s unsolicited dick pics

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Victor, you are a very unattractive man

CrimeDad ,

Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It’s okay.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.

TonyTonyChopper ,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

They have a fat section now

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Do they have a 198cm section too?

corsicanguppy ,

He said ‘fat’ already.

protist ,

These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.

Here are two options for you:

bodyaware.com

2xist.com

Zahille7 ,

Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page… Glorious.

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

The fully body blue thingy?

Zahille7 ,

Your goddamn right. Loud and proud, cheeks hanging out.

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah that is quite an image ngl

corsicanguppy ,

Your goddamn right.

The spelling mistake in the first word should stay: it turns the phrase into a statement about freedom.

The spelling mistake in the second word will not be noticed by very many people anyway.

Thankfully, the third word has no spelling mistakes. That’s one for three!

grrgyle ,

Oh my goodness, is that man’s house made out of stairs!

tiefling ,

It’s not a real Victoria’s Secret alternative unless it’s mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small

Otherwise it’s just sparkling secret

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Thank you fellow queer

TenderfootGungi ,

My wife approves.

ssm ,
@ssm@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Bad Dragon

franzfurdinand ,
@franzfurdinand@lemmy.world avatar

Not an answer I was expecting, but one I’m glad to see

58008 ,
@58008@lemmy.world avatar

Home Depot

mozz ,
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit

(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)

danekrae ,

Best I can do is male pattern baldness.

intensely_human ,

NAPA Auto Parts

LodeMike ,

Ace Hardware?

grrgyle ,

Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women’s clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.

dumples ,

I love my meundies. My favorite underwear

Cataphract ,

It’s obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don’t think about it too deep. I’m assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Unfortunately, Victoria’s Secret is the men’s version of Victoria’s Secret.

Septimaeus ,

The gym

Hikermick ,

Cabellas

Vanth ,
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Victoria’s Secret is for men, IMO.

So what’s out there for the purposes of women ogling at attractive men? Uuuh, Thunder Down Under and other odd male strip shows? There’s just nothing equivalent in reach and scale for women.

Sylvartas ,

Best I can do is Magic Mike. Can’t think of any men’s clothes brand that targets women with its advertising, let alone an underwear brand.

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