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Cataphract ,

It’s obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don’t think about it too deep. I’m assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.

palarith ,

Uniqlo

ssm ,
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Bad Dragon

protist ,

These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.

Here are two options for you:

bodyaware.com

2xist.com

Zahille7 ,

Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page… Glorious.

Wizard_Pope ,
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The fully body blue thingy?

tiefling ,

It’s not a real Victoria’s Secret alternative unless it’s mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small

Otherwise it’s just sparkling secret

sharkfucker420 ,
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Thank you fellow queer

Pacattack57 ,

Harbor Freight

58008 ,
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Home Depot

CrimeDad ,

Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It’s okay.

Crackhappy ,
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I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.

intensely_human ,

NAPA Auto Parts

LodeMike ,

Ace Hardware?

CanadaPlus ,

I’ve seen it. I can’t find what I was remembering now.

There was a Reddit thread where OP was trying to identify a one-leg male thong his gay roommate left on the floor, I think that counts.

NONE_dc ,
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Like, Underwear? The only thing I can think of is Calvin Klein, although I think they have women’s clothing as well.

Anyway, I don’t know if there’s really “men’s lingerie”, and if there really isn’t… Well, what a disappointment.

CanadaPlus ,

There is, trying to find it again.

Edit: I don’t think this is what I was thinking of, but here: www.candymanfashion.com

NONE_dc ,
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Vanth ,
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Victoria’s Secret is for men, IMO.

So what’s out there for the purposes of women ogling at attractive men? Uuuh, Thunder Down Under and other odd male strip shows? There’s just nothing equivalent in reach and scale for women.

Sylvartas ,

Best I can do is Magic Mike. Can’t think of any men’s clothes brand that targets women with its advertising, let alone an underwear brand.

mozz ,
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Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit

(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)

danekrae ,

Best I can do is male pattern baldness.

Meltrax ,

To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria’s Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.

So… Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.

Nemo ,

Calvin Klein was my answer, too.

Septimaeus ,

Victoria’s Secret

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