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SidewaysHighways ,

Flicking your cheek just right to make the water drop noise

BippinThatBop ,

💯

rockSlayer ,

OP, do this one

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is evil

donkey makes popping noise

(not exactly the same noise but can be used to the same effect)

tiefling ,

Or making the mouth pop effect with your thumb

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Teach her to order something off a foreign-language menu, invite the family out to dinner, and see if she can place her order fluently.

Doing the “Five year old white girl shocks waitress by ordering Orange Chicken in perfect Mandarian” bit IRL would be pretty funny and adorable.

WatDabney ,

The Song That Doesn’t End

GammaGames ,

You are evil

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

That is utterly evil

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Then once they got it just right, let them sing it all week.

Once the week goes by … teach them 99 bottles of pop on the wall

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

It’d be hilarious if you taught her how to code Fortran.

cm0002 ,

He said harmless

tiefling ,

Hey this might make her millions in the future

snausagesinablanket ,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

You sick bastard! Have her do a print loop in BASIC.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I don’t think his niece is named Fortran, tho

Tehhund ,

youtu.be/F5bW8H-kNZs?si=g6cdvXnLXHRLzBXJ

Okay don’t actually do this

Subnet64 ,

Arm pit farts

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Alternatively - hand farts for the times it’s too hot to want to stick a hand in your armpit lol

MelodiousFunk ,

Seconding hand farts. I’ve never seen anyone wash their hands after doing armpit farts.

ColeSloth ,

Being too hot just makes a better bravado.

TootSweet ,
  • Beatboxing. “Boots and cats and boots and cats”-style.
  • The pulling your thumb off trick.
  • The Macarena.
  • “The Game”. (“You just lost The Game.”)
  • Chopsticks on the piano/keyboard/toy xylophone/etc.
  • “The Name Game.”
Subnet64 ,

Do the burp trick by swallowing air, and then giggle uncontrollably.

Iamsqueegee ,

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Nah here it’s Good guy/Wank

Teach her that, it’s an important life lesson

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Assembly

rand_alpha19 ,

The Macarena and/or the YMCA dance, it's fun for kids to do over and over but harmless.

kitnaht ,

A buddy of mine taught his 5 yr old daughter to tell people “One time, at band camp…I stuck a flute in my…” long pause “nose”.

And he gets joy remembering all of the people go wide-eyed waiting for that next word out of her mouth.

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Just hope he’s prepared for when she finds out the quote’s origin

Hello_there ,

End every other sentence with nya

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Dad jokes or anti jokes maybe? Math formulas? A foreign language?

knightly , (edited )
@knightly@pawb.social avatar

Lockpicking

Using Linux

Media piracy

Feeding the homeless

Wheatpasting / graffiti

Political theory

Shoplifting from corporate chains

First Aid

Legal observation

Black bloc tactics

Guerilla gardening

Spotting plainclothes cops / informants

Dialectical Materialism

Alexstarfire ,

You have a weird sense of humor.

knightly ,
@knightly@pawb.social avatar

I’m a weird sort of person. 😺

Clydesdalecrusher ,

She could configure linux from scratch

OsaErisXero ,

Idk about some of these given the age bracket, but Spot the Fed is fun for the whole family.

Contramuffin ,

Seconding lockpocking. Easy to learn, tactile feedback (very kid friendly!), can absolutely annoy parents. But be careful to teach children not to do anything that’ll seriously get them into trouble

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