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joojmachine ,

microplastics are stored in the balls

nick ,

Along with the pee? Damn my balls are pulling some double duty

zqwzzle ,

That’s why there are two.

Atelopus-zeteki ,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

Answering the real question: "The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample." Saved you a click.

BassTurd ,

Why were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.

ImplyingImplications ,

They messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data

BassTurd ,

Oh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?

NABDad ,

If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.

BassTurd ,

Honestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.

TootSweet ,

MFW humans aren’t even biodegradable any more.

sik0fewl ,

But it’s nice to know that long after I’m gone, my balls will be hanging on.

Timecircleline ,

To carry on

They’ll carry on

And though you’re dead and gone, believe me

Your testicles will carry on

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I never really considered a tattoo, but perhaps something like this would be fitting:
https://astonsafetysigns.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/rec10.jpg

Stovetop ,

A lot of tattoo inks can contain plastics and metals which enter the body through the skin. So it could be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

FancyPantsFIRE ,

Peelastic is stored in the balls.

Son_of_dad ,

Is that why they’re getting bigger??

dubyakay ,

Are those that ejaculate multiple times a day safe? Asking for a friend.

Trainguyrom ,

I’m surprised how few comments there are making this joke

thisisbutaname ,

The next song is called… Shooting microplastics from my cock

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

When I die, throw me in the recycle.

errer ,

But you can’t recycle plastic…

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Now you can start calling your orgies “the plastic ball pit”

PrivateNoob ,

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/0f9aaded-649a-44cb-ab2f-6f5934ffed92.webp

SoupBrick ,

Can’t even eat balls anymore, smh.

gibmiser ,

Children of Men…

TropicalDingdong ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0f988941-6452-4117-9891-4641c928b7eb.jpeg

Name ,

Huh, I didn’t even notice when I got tested

nobleshift ,
@nobleshift@lemmy.world avatar

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    radicalautonomy ,

    Yeah…I like money, though…

    Worx ,

    Luckily my testicles weren’t studied, so I must be safe. Right?

    Atelopus-zeteki ,
    @Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

    If you don't look, you won't see it, it's not there. Right?

    xx3rawr ,

    Cumfetti

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