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autokludge , to memes in It can become anything
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@JPSound’s perfect stick.

shiveyarbles , to memes in Every Job person now

I’ve saved enough to quit working, but I keep working for health insurance and the capitalist money hoarding mentality. In my mind I know I’d be happier retiring early, but my lifetime of hoarding won’t allow me to endure the opportunity cost.

jaybone , to memes in Every Job person now

Is “job person” a term now?

Kiosade ,

People just HAVE to keep changing established terms to feel special, I guess. For example, I’ve noticed people used to say “X got that Win!”, then it changed to “Y fr earned that W”, and today I saw someone say “Z deserved that dub”.

Wonder what the next evolution could possibly be…

jaybone ,

I guess I’m just old.

Rodeo ,

Nah, it seems like a typo. But you are old, too.

TheRealLinga ,

Fur real

Edit: this comment section is drip

SasquatchBanana ,

This is just how language evolved. It is a human phenomena. The slang you picked up was also adapted from other phrases that someone of the older generation will deem more correct.

15liam20 ,

Tru dat

Deftdrummer ,

Retardation.

uphillbothways , to memes in Pain
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The problem is waking up. Sleeping would be great if it would just keep going.

PeWu ,

It would be perfect if I could go to sleep indefinitely.

LufyCZ ,

Boy do I have news for you

Darkenfolk ,

Learn how this guy got infinite sleep in 1 2 3 easy steps!!! Insomniacs hate him!!! 100% ClIcKbAiT

tdawg , to memes in It can become anything

I’ve always imagined the universal desire to have a “good stick” and to even know what a “good stick” is stems from a survival instinct

morrowind , to memes in Pain
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It’s called revenge bedtime procrastination

dan1101 , to memes in It can become anything

Yup. Also used to play around a creek. Leaves were ships and rocks were bombs.

radioactiveradio , to memes in Every Job person now

Do I even get paid for doing it? Also no.

PeriodicallyPedantic , to memes in Pain

I better not play games else I won’t get to bed until 4am. I’ll watch YouTube/tiktok instead because it has lots of stopping points and I can pause it.

Not me watching YouTube/tiktok videos until 4am

Rachelhazideas , to memes in It can become anything

Sticks: exist

People: Sorry it’s for boys only.

RQG ,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Ferminirsts tryna take away mah stiiiicks.

FlyingSquid , to memes in Every Job person now
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Can I pay rent? Also also no.

grayman ,

The trick to not having to pay rent is to buy a house.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Then you pay mortgage instead of a rent. Plus property tax.

grayman ,

Rent is just paying someone else’s mortgage and property taxes.

Rodeo ,

How to save for a down payment when you can’t even afford rent?

grayman ,

Wells Fargo got you fam! PMI will only be like 10%!

CaptKoala ,

Scott Morrison is that you?

Appoxo , to memes in It can become anything
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stebo02 ,
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nice sticks bro!

Appoxo ,
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Thanks bro!

Hupf , to memes in It can become anything
UlyssesT , to memes in Every Job person now

Work culture is being tuned to the point that everyone is miserable in it except those that find the work itself to be pleasure in a “hustlegrind sigma mindset” culty way.

Levsgetso , to memes in It can become anything

I still have some cool sticks that I’ve found. I need to get rid of them but I can’t bring myself to throw them out

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