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PowerGloveSoBad , (edited ) to cat in Negotiate a cat

STEP THREE: They are altering the deal.

STEP FOUR: Pray they don’t alter it any further.

uis , to cat in Negotiate a cat
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Bring cat to every negotiation to get everything you want

DessertStorms , to memes in Blessing from God
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Don't threaten me with a good time.. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

FuglyDuck , to cat in Negotiate a cat
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

OP is not a cat.

No. But a cat supervised the meme.

LongbottomLeaf , to memes in Blessing from God

God be praised!

Kolanaki , to cat in Negotiate a cat
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I’ve been noticing how on Star Trek, a lot of ground settlements have no doors. I suspect this is because in the 24th century, mankind has finally given in to the cats’ demand to have the door open so they have the option of going in or out without a barrier.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

In reality; it has much more to do with set design and planet-of-the-week turnover (many sets slewed reused or recycled. Doors complicated that)

In universe it’s because the federation is an idealized version of the ‘60’s era counter culture movement and doors just aren’t necessary when everyone just gets along with everyone else ….

metaStatic ,

in reality no one had any pockets so where would they keep their keys?

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Them comm badges probably served as key fobs. Or access control in some form.

And that presupposes a need to lock the door…

Which supposes that not everyone gets along.

Funny how that works, lol. In any case there’s a lot of things in the UFP that just wouldn’t work IRL… like, how many people you know are just gonna be a barista? (As seen in the voyager episode where harry was never on Voyager or whatever,)

Or the jazz place T’pol mentions in Enterprise (and Picard’s family farm…)

All that work being done for…, what? The love of work?

TheInsane42 ,
@TheInsane42@lemmy.world avatar

All that work being done for…, what? The love of work?

Loads of people would do just that, out of curiousity keep themselves busy. When you don’t need the income to live, you got to keep yourself busy somehow.

I for one don’t have the time to work with all that is interesting to me to spend time on, but alas, I don’t have the amount of cash to not have to work. That’s why I sell my time and knowledge for a limited amount of time in the week so I can explore all other interests.

FuglyDuck , (edited )
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Yeah. So, they just go and plug buttons to get people their synthetic coffee day in… day out?

Or put in enough effort to grow enough grapes for a sizeable wine label?

And this ignores the dozens of menial tasks- repair techs, cleaners, security guards. “Retail” joints… strip joints.

Yes people would go do some hobbies, but I doubt very much that there’s enough people interested in… industrial cleaning… to keep society running. And you really don’t want a part timer doing surgery or whatever

Lesrid ,

Without fear of unemployment that sort of thing might be stint work vaguely similar to jury duty. In order to partake in the product of society you are expected to spend a year working 20 hours a week as a tech or whatever, if society needs it they will find a way to provide it without capital demanding a return on investment.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

So forced labor. Cuz those floors ain’t gonna mop themselves,

Lesrid ,

Yeah this hypothetical society would have to choose between mopping floors and living in squalor. Hopefully the moppers won’t be coerced under threat of exposure or starvation.

Swedneck ,
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so long as they have sound/wind/temperature proof forcefields in every house

TheInsane42 ,
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The only natural enemy of a cat is a closed door.

Using natuaral in the broadest sence of the word, as we invented them.

bmsok ,

There is no in or out scenario. Only chaos.

phorq , to cat in Negotiate a cat

Neko-tiation…

TheyCallMeHacked , to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

One thing I like to do is to build on top of their lie. That way they can’t call you out without admitting they were lying

GrayBackgroundMusic , to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

Oh, you have kids, too?

set_secret , to memes in Never Stop

every time I hear Americans pronounce it ‘boo-wee’ little part of me dies inside ngl.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , to cat in KI̵̢̧̢̳̯̜̖̘͙͚̹͙͔̫̳̯̲̮̣̦̟̪̩̬̜̭̝̯̙͚̥͖̳̪͉͇̐̌̿͂̆͋͜͝͝T̸̢̨̧̩̦͖̬͎̖͕̫̗͔̟̤͈̫̮̯̙̥̿̔̔̆͂͂́͂͂̊͑͗̽̈́͗͊͐͗͆͘͘͝͠͝ͅͅty

The IT cat. Say “ps-ps-ps” when you have computer problems or cannot remember the syntax of a command.

artaxthehappyhorse , to memes in idk bro
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When you’re juggling too many interrelated tangents in your brains RAM and start getting cache misses like crazy and go full core dump

TimeSquirrel ,
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When your program dereferences dangling pointers and throws exceptions and runs out of stack space due to fragmentation and leaks.

ZeroCool , to cat in KI̵̢̧̢̳̯̜̖̘͙͚̹͙͔̫̳̯̲̮̣̦̟̪̩̬̜̭̝̯̙͚̥͖̳̪͉͇̐̌̿͂̆͋͜͝͝T̸̢̨̧̩̦͖̬͎̖͕̫̗͔̟̤͈̫̮̯̙̥̿̔̔̆͂͂́͂͂̊͑͗̽̈́͗͊͐͗͆͘͘͝͠͝ͅͅty

We all float loaf down here, Georgie!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Nice one. I was going to use “floof”, but I like yours too.

AngryCommieKender , to memes in Never Stop

This is not a stupid meme. This is a dad meme. Congratulations you may now produce podlings.

moistclump , to memes in idk bro

Normalize whatever this scene is. Hygge.

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