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palitu , to memes in Never Stop

Up vote for saying bouy correctly!

YeahBuoy , to memes in Never Stop

It’s nice to get some recognition, thank you.

casmael , to memes in idk bro

When it is undoubtedly what it is but you remain unsure

Flaimbot ,

maybe she’s just canadian

TheBig2023Meltdown , to memes in Pain

But then I have a free morning! Ive been awake since 7am on my phone and it’s now 10 30 and I’m still in bed, unbothered lol

sockenklaus ,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

You obviously don’t have kids ! 😁 They are easily awake at 7 am but the time from 10 pm (thats when I am usually done with cleaning up for the day) to 2 am is mine. 🙃

blackn1ght ,

Yup. My day starts at like 10pm because it’s spent taking care of everyone else’s needs first.

TheBig2023Meltdown ,

Yup you’re correct. I don’t have any children, I do have loud siblings but they won’t come to me and disturb me lol

I do like to stay up but I end up “resting my eyes” and falling asleep with my phone not on charge hahaha

Sheeple , to cat in KI̵̢̧̢̳̯̜̖̘͙͚̹͙͔̫̳̯̲̮̣̦̟̪̩̬̜̭̝̯̙͚̥͖̳̪͉͇̐̌̿͂̆͋͜͝͝T̸̢̨̧̩̦͖̬͎̖͕̫̗͔̟̤͈̫̮̯̙̥̿̔̔̆͂͂́͂͂̊͑͗̽̈́͗͊͐͗͆͘͘͝͠͝ͅͅty
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

“Kiitty” two I.s?

kayaven , to cat in KI̵̢̧̢̳̯̜̖̘͙͚̹͙͔̫̳̯̲̮̣̦̟̪̩̬̜̭̝̯̙͚̥͖̳̪͉͇̐̌̿͂̆͋͜͝͝T̸̢̨̧̩̦͖̬͎̖͕̫̗͔̟̤͈̫̮̯̙̥̿̔̔̆͂͂́͂͂̊͑͗̽̈́͗͊͐͗͆͘͘͝͠͝ͅͅty
@kayaven@lemmy.world avatar

The kitty must’ve pressed the I key an extra time 'cause it’s misspelled.

Decoy321 , to cat in KI̵̢̧̢̳̯̜̖̘͙͚̹͙͔̫̳̯̲̮̣̦̟̪̩̬̜̭̝̯̙͚̥͖̳̪͉͇̐̌̿͂̆͋͜͝͝T̸̢̨̧̩̦͖̬͎̖͕̫̗͔̟̤͈̫̮̯̙̥̿̔̔̆͂͂́͂͂̊͑͗̽̈́͗͊͐͗͆͘͘͝͠͝ͅͅty

“Hiya, Georgie! Aren’t ya gonna say hello?”

uphillbothways , to memes in Pain
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

The problem is waking up. Sleeping would be great if it would just keep going.

PeWu ,

It would be perfect if I could go to sleep indefinitely.

LufyCZ ,

Boy do I have news for you

Darkenfolk ,

Learn how this guy got infinite sleep in 1 2 3 easy steps!!! Insomniacs hate him!!! 100% ClIcKbAiT

jaybone , to memes in Every Job person now

Is “job person” a term now?

Kiosade ,

People just HAVE to keep changing established terms to feel special, I guess. For example, I’ve noticed people used to say “X got that Win!”, then it changed to “Y fr earned that W”, and today I saw someone say “Z deserved that dub”.

Wonder what the next evolution could possibly be…

jaybone ,

I guess I’m just old.

Rodeo ,

Nah, it seems like a typo. But you are old, too.

TheRealLinga ,

Fur real

Edit: this comment section is drip

SasquatchBanana ,

This is just how language evolved. It is a human phenomena. The slang you picked up was also adapted from other phrases that someone of the older generation will deem more correct.

15liam20 ,

Tru dat

Deftdrummer ,

Retardation.

JudahBenHur , to memes in Pain

You see, if you stay up until 3-4am you get to take part in this secret extra “day” without demands or interruptions that no one else knows about; which everyone just sleeps through 'cause they’re dumb and myopic.

The rumors that the alarm will go off at the regular time and there are negative consequences of sleeping for less than 4 hours are entirely unfounded and, frankly, hurtful

isolatedscotch ,

bonus points if you somewhere where you can go for a walk at night, 4am is the perfect hour when even the pubs have closed and nobody’s awake yet

Nedserd ,

PERSONA 3 MENTIONED 🔫🔫 👻👻👻👻 🌕🌕🌕🌕⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳

IkarusHagen2 , to memes in Pain

Being awake at night is a very nice time of peace. No responsibilities, noone wants something from you, you can just be in the crushing silence of your own thoughts

isolatedscotch ,

*adults only

sorry, students doing homework at 3am

betahack , to memes in Pain

the Sunday scarries is real, it can hurt you.

H4mi , to memes in Every Job person now

I love my job and it pays me enough to not worry about it. The secret is living in any western country except the U.S.

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Right, because there isn't rampant capitalism and wide spread poverty pretty much everywhere else too.. 🙄🙄🙄

(am in UK and you're full of shit. I recommend checking your privilege, or at least taking your head out of your ass long enough to have a look around)

DriftinGrifter ,

L UK citizen

bingbong ,

Common UK L

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re lying. British people are mentally incapable of admitting their faults when Americans are around.

Flumsy ,

Poverty rates in former USSR countries have bwen steadily declining since its downfall. Its still widespread but how is capitalism at fault for it?

Starshader ,

Social worker in Switzerland here. I feel pretty OK :)

ToastyMedic ,

OY you got a loicence to order a privlage check? I thought not there good sir!

In the name of the king, you are fined an indeterminate number of pounds, and required revisit your bogus claim.

Rodeo ,

And Canada.

superduperenigma ,

Ah, the land of housing owned exclusively by foreign investors.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s true in the U.S. as well in many cities. Chinese investors buy up huge numbers of apartments and houses.

Rodeo ,

I’m so lucky I can just live with my parents 🥲

LemmyIsFantastic ,

🙄 the US has plenty of not the majority of high paying jobs. Working in high skill STEM pays absurdly good.

It’s like skill jobs that get fucked.

noobdoomguy8658 ,

The absolute number doesn’t matter much if the expenses of living in the STEM-riddled areas are just as high, if not higher.

LemmyIsFantastic ,

And Europe isn’t expensive to live? Canada? Australia? All of them have very high CoL in population centers. Especially tech hubs. The only place that’s significantly out of whack is CA and to be honest, much of the time it’s still worth it. Go remote and get the best of both worlds is quite common and easy.

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Remote work fixes that for many people

Source: me, hi, I work remotely to LA and get paid absurd wages

Coreidan ,

Is this sarcasm or are you just clueless?

Hawk ,

He’s right though, live in western Europe and I got both the time and money to enjoy life.

Even the poorest in my country have a “right to vacation”, special programs allow them to travel for barely any money.

rgb3x3 ,

What country do you live in?

ipkpjersi ,

That’s not true, there are other countries with this problem like UK and Canada.

Grimble ,

Yeah no way could you leave out Canada lmao. As soon as i graduate i’m fucking moving.

Western Europe? Scandinavia? China? Uhh Albania? No idea yet. As long as it’s not this soulless nightmare petrostate. Fuck the rent here and fuck the work culture.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol Canada is like the most expensive place on the fuckin planet

howrar ,

Ridiculously expensive housing without the salaries to match. But at least I don’t have to worry about going broke if ever someone in the family gets sick I guess.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

If you get sick you just die, at least here in Victoria. There are no doctors and and people are dying of untreated cancers hahahah man life’s good in Canada

Ozzy , to lemmyshitpost in Dream be like

bro there is like and entire continuing story line in mine, and it never makes sense.

LemmySoloHer ,
@LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world avatar

Has it been fun?

Ozzy ,

Oh, extremely. I went from building tree houses and jumping off high places to having an entire family.

Got a entire dream journal that’s split in chapters based on the current arc I was going trough

LemmySoloHer ,
@LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world avatar

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a good web series. If you adapt your dream journal to a web series community on Lemmy let me know, sounds interesting.

shiveyarbles , to memes in It can become anything

Wood… This you can trust

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