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TeddE , to mildlyinfuriating in Soundcloud doesn't let me comment from the mobile site anymore
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There’s a workaround for this issue.

  1. Go to open.audio or funkwhale.audio/-started
  2. Register for an account.
  3. Enjoy over 30k hours of creative commons music, freely shared.

FunkWhale is another decentralized service like Lemmy or Mastodon. (It also runs on ActivityPub under the hood.) Most of the publicly available pods only share creative commons material, simply because it’s the easiest to share, but artists can share under whatever license works for them.

If you’re technically inclined, you can run your own pod and load whatever music you own onto it, and share it with others (I presume you’ll take care not to share beyond whatever license you have permits). Pods sharing pirated music exist, and they obviously should be avoided. Even if you’re not technically inclined, many pods allow you to upload some amount of music, you’ll want to double check the server’s rules to determine if that can be used for your personal library.

hellfire103 OP ,
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Thanks for the suggestion, but I was only using SoundCloud to listen to a friend’s new song.

Not only do I already have an account for Funkwhale, but I also have a formidable local collection of DRM-free music in the form of CDs and Ogg Opus. I also prefer to use Beatbump to stream music I do not yet own.

TeddE ,
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Fair. Thanks for indulging my FLOSS plug then. Beatbump sounds nice though.

Lodra ,
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As someone rather new to the fediverse, thanks for your plug. I’m about to check it out!

Quills ,
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Its so sad basically all the songs/artists i like to hear aren’t on funkwhale, I’d so use it if i had a good amount of things to listen there

TeddE ,
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Yeah, since most of the public instances only make available creative commons stuff it’s better if you have a mood than particular artists. I suspect if most people switched they could find new artists to meet their tastes within a year.

My gut suspects that an artist with a good patron following probably has as much take home pay as a similar artist that signed a record deal. If true (and that’s definitely an if), why prop up up an industry that exists to siphon as much value away from artists as possible?

Lalelul , to unixporn in [XMonad] I love inflicting pain on myself, so here's my self-made taskbar.

Great! This is has been a long standing goal of mine! What did you write your taskbar in! And would you mind sharing it’s code? I would be really thankful! Thanks!

someacnt OP ,

Posted source codes in sopuli.xyz/comment/1119492

labsin , to memes in Combining two different internet debates

If the train drives slow enough that is takes 3s between when your head gets through and your feed are trough, it also needs to take 3s on the other side or you are ripped to pieces or squashed.

Now if it takes 0.1s, you also have to come out in this time and will have a velocity, the same as the train.

Vulwsztyn ,

How long it takes makes no difference. In your story any non-instant teleportation would “rip” you to pieces

labsin ,

Yes, if the speed you go in wouldn’t the speed you go out, you’d be ripped apart.

In portal (the whole point of this joke), it happens instantly an works like walking through a door. If your hand is through, it’s at the other side and the rest of your body isn’t.

If you would travel at the same direction and speed of the train, you could step through and be stationary at the other side. If you stand still and the train travels to you, the only “logical” answer is that you fly out the other side or be ripped apart.

Greg , to memes in Combining two different internet debates
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B for sure. Consider a long pole (stationary relative to the track) entering the portal at the front of the trolley, it would leave the portal at the speed the trolley is moving.

Lizardking27 ,

Yes but it wouldn’t be possessed of any momentum, it only appears to be moving because the train is moving. As soon as it cleared the portal it would drop straight to the ground.

cyborganism ,

But it gains the momentum when it exits. It’s moving at it exits the blue portal. Meaning it has momentum at the exit point.

glibg10b , to memes in Combining two different internet debates

B. Velocity is relative.

lemmonade ,

but relative to what? assuming portals work similarly to windows, if I take a hoop/window and place it quickly over an object, that object won’t launch in the opposite direction

glibg10b ,

If you strap a camera to the window, it will appear as if the object launches from the camera’s perspective.

themusicman ,

Yeah, but that’s because both sides of the window are traveling at the same speed. If the blue portal was on the other end of the tram, they’d plop.

glassware ,

if I take a hoop/window and place it quickly over an object

Then the velocity of the object relative to the “exit” of the hoop would be the same as the velocity of the object relative to the “entrance” of the hoop, which is option B.

In your analogy, option A would mean the object has a relative velocity of entering the hoop but suddenly no relative velocity exiting it, so the object magically starts following the hoop.

lemmonade ,

that’s true relative to the hoop, but relative to the ground the velocity would stay zero. otherwise, relative to the ground, the object would gain velocity without any force being applied to it.

AEsheron ,

Technically, relative to the ground the object becomes moving infinitely fast as soon as it enters the portal. I think a more intuitive answer can be found by replacing a nice discrete object like a box or group of people with a long pole that enters the portal lengthwise. Obviously, it’s going to have to be exiting the other portal at whatever speed the first portal is moving. The out speed should always be the same as the relative speed of the object to the entrance portal, it’s the only thing that makes sense, and also the only way to appease conservation of momentum.

Lizardking27 ,

“Velocity is relative” doesn’t really apply here. The question is momentum, the pedestrians have none, the portal will pass right around them. Imagine the exit portal is on the back of the train, it would be as if a large hollow tube was passing around the pedestrians, they would still be laying there stationary.

glibg10b ,

Momentum is relative too, since it’s equal to mass times velocity (in classical mechanics, of course)

Yadaran , to memes in Combining two different internet debates

The Portal can’t move front or back, only “to it’s sides”

kazakhspy , to memes in Combining two different internet debates

Dont they need to be hovering mid air for either to happen? I am trying to imagine how would a moving portal teleport a person laying down without teleporting the ground beneath him. I think neither a or b would happen, I think they would be draggen on the ground and splattered, but if I HAVE to choose, I say A is more likely. Because they are laying and not hovering I dont think they will be launched.

dukk ,

However, the portal is moving. So if we look at this relative to the portal, they would moving into the portal. I imagine they would get shot out along with the rails. Of course, they’ll eventually plop back down, so it really could be A if the trolley was moving quite slow.

Treefrog_mls ,

I agree, in the portal game they would be scraped/blended on the bottom of the support of the portal attached to the train. If they were in fact hovering in line with the portal I’m leaning towards, an object in motion will stay in motion. Given portal orange is moving and blue is stationary, objects entering the portal will exit at the same velocity and b would probably happen in game.

ikidd , to memes in Combining two different internet debates
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Can someone put this in a lambda function for me so I can kill myself trying to figure it out?

EmoDuck , to memes in Combining two different internet debates

B

Lets say the train is moving with 10 meters per second. That means that the people will enter the portal with 10 meters per second. Therefore, they will leave the other portal with, you guessed it, 10 meters per second. Henceforth, they will be traveling with 10 meters per second after leaving the portal. 10 meters per second.

VikingHippie ,

How many meters per second was that again?

mexicancartel ,

If the other portal is on back of the train, they they will stay at rest(might be displaced to back at lengthOfTheTrain distance

Carnelian ,

Like that episode of myth busters where they fired a canon backwards out of a moving vehicle

reverendsteveii ,

Where will the energy that accelerates the people come from?

Natanael ,

The train.

As the object enters the first portal then the inertia of the far end of the object that is forced to pass through will need to be accelerated in the space outside the second portal to pass through, acceleration which is induced by being pushed by the other end of the object still outside the first portal.

In other words, pushing a portal onto an object pushes that object with half the speed of the portal. This will likely require energy put into the portal itself to maintain it, which needs to come from the train.

reverendsteveii ,

That was an idea I’d floated above as well.

Bizarroland ,
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The train never touches the people.

The portal touches them first, moving where the people are.

Natanael ,

The portal is moved by the train

Bizarroland ,
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The would be moving at 10 meters per second in regards to the train that didn't touch them, the same as the were before the train got close enough to touch them.

Think of it the other way. If the went into the stable portal and came out I'm from of a moving portal, what would happen?

The portal would move forward and swallow them up and spit them back out the way they came in.

They would not have accelerated in the process. They wouldn't fly out the portal they just walked in at the speed of the train. The train didn't touch them so it can't transmit any of its momentum to them.

greenskye , to memes in Combining two different internet debates

Discussed this with some friends and the view we came to is that your momentum relative to both the portal and your surroundings is preserved (which explains how you could portal to the moon and not get liquefied by the difference in rotational momentum between earth and the moon). The portal speeds you up or slows you down depending on local conditions on the other side to preserve your relative momentum. This would, logically, indicate that energy is created or destroyed depending on the difference, which (to me) means that ‘portals’ technically exist outside our universe as a concept and are therefore not subject to conservation of energy.

ArbitraryValue ,

not subject to conservation of energy

That’s already the case simply because you can go through a portal from the bottom of a cliff to the top of a cliff without doing work; this obviously lets you build a perpetual motion machine.

(Do gravitational fields pass through portals? If you try to go through a portal from earth to deep space, will Earth’s gravity pull you back?)

Ubermeisters , to memes in Seriously, one has been sighted just an hour from where I live

Pass it the blunt and you’re safe.

hellfire103 OP ,
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You know, smoke might actually keep them away. I’ll need to test this theory, but you could be onto something.

OneWomanCreamTeam , to memes in Combining two different internet debates

A if the trolley is going slow

B if the trolley is going fast.

Player2 , to memes in Combining two different internet debates

Portal would fail due to being placed on moving object

Edge004 ,

Except for that one section in Portal 2 /s

insomniac_lemon , (edited )
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Why the /s?

It's true. Obviously it makes for simpler puzzle design plus was easier to ignore the full capability (even the version in 2 seems to just work enough to allow the set-piece), so it seems silly to use developer limitation as a gotcha.

Daft_ish ,

The world is moving, checkmate.

snooggums ,
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It's all relative.

Ubermeisters ,

Tell that to einstein

Oh wait

Bizarroland ,
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So if portals didn't have a distance maximum, assuming that they twist through some higher dimension or into an alternate universe and back or something like that, it would make sense that you could open a portal on Earth and on Mars and anything you push through that portal would maintain its velocity relative to Earth.

Which could result in some hilarious events where things basically detonate the instant they are pushed through as they are slammed into the surface of Mars at potentially ten of thousands of miles an hour depending on the Earths and Mars' relative velocities.

Despite that, there would also undoubtedly be times where their velocities synchronize due to their varying rotational locations and orbital velocities around the solar system, during which times you could conceivably quite easily step from Earth to Mars in a single go.

The safe thing to do though would be to decant from the Earth into a portal that is in orbit around Mars far enough away that at the worst you would experience some relatively gentle abrasion from the smattering of hydrogen atoms in the space surrounding Mars and then parachute down from orbit.

jemorgan ,

I would imagine that the relative motion between the entry/exit portal would be more important than the absolute motion of the two portals.

dragontamer ,

Portal 2 ends with you (Chell) placing a entry portal on Earth vs an exit portal on the Moon.

That means the portals were ~2236 mph (aka Mach3) relative to each other.

jemorgan ,

Hmm well if an object passed through that portal and it wasn’t moving ~2236mph relative to the surface of the moon, then I guess the question from the OP has been answered already haha.

SuddenDownpour ,

Wouldn’t that provoke all air in the Earth to get sucked to the Moon due to the difference in atmospheric pressure?

ArcheTelos ,
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Yes, but the flow rate is only so much. It was only open for a short time before Glados closed it.

Serdan ,

Vacuum doesn’t suck. The atmosphere on Earth would push air through the portal with a pressure of about 1 bar.

aggelalex , (edited ) to memes in Combining two different internet debates

Relative to the train, and by extension the portal, the people are moving towards it at the same speed as the train relative to the ground, since the people are tied to the ground. I’m gonna work with the definition of momentum that equals it to the velocity of an object times its mass, and with the assumption that the portals conserve mass and momentum of the objects during teleportation, or with negligible losses. Having found that the momentum stays constant, and given the mass before and after teleportation is constant, the velocities relative to the portal are gonna be constant too. (p1=p2 <=> mv1=mv2 <=> v1=v2). And since the velocity of the people relative to the portal is the velocity is the train relative to the ground, and the velocity of the train relative to the ground is far bigger than the velocity of the people relative to the ground, the answer is gonna be B, where the people shoot out of the portal with great speed.

If the people actually go into the portal and not under it that is.

tgxn ,
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Your did the math! 😁

Bizarroland ,
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They didn't do the math.

They just mentioned some of the formulas.

It's the difference between reading a book and knowing the book exists.

Goldmage263 ,
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If that is so, the train or portal would have to lose its momentum for the transfer to happen otherwise you’d be generating more relative velocity after the portal. I can’t imagine portals transfering monentum, only maintain it.

Natanael ,

Think of it as a pole entering the portal, the end will have to exit at high speeds and so it will need to drag the rest of it out at that speed

Bizarroland ,
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That might be the crux of it.

If you replaced the people with a pole on a roller, you wouldn't expect the pole to get sucked into the portal or to roll towards the tram as it advanced, right?

That is what would happen if people were launched out of the other side of portal. The part of the pole that has been launched would drag the remainder of the pole with it.

But that wouldn't happen.

The pole would just lay there until the tram passed it by, so the answer must be A. There's no momentum added to the pole as the tram passes it by. The only thing that changed is the location of the pole.

ponfriend ,

If the pole is entering the portal at the rate of 60 miles per hour, it must exit the portal at the same rate. After a minute, 1 mile of pole has entered the portal, and 1 mile has exited it. If it exits more slowly than it enters, where is the missing part of the pole?

Natanael ,

And if it exits at the speed it enters, does it lack momentum despite clearly being in motion outside the second portal? Does it magically halt when all of it has passed through?

pankuleczkapl ,
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You almost arrived at the correct answer. The problem is that would happen. More specifically we know that four fundamental interactions can pass through the portals, e.g. a thing that is whole before passing through portals is still whole after passing through them, though for any pair of particles, atoms, neutrons and protons etc. there was a moment in time where they were separated by the portal. If you imagine the portal moving towards the pole at some speed and in the middle of it suddenly stopping, the momentum of the part on the other side would slightly pull on it, and the pole would still be moving at a reduced speed. The momentum of the second part cannot disappear and will pull on the first part. The only other reasonable option is that the pole gets split, but that obviously is not the case. So B it is

aggelalex ,

The front part of the pole wouldn’t pull the back part of the pole more so than in any normal contiguous space. If you send a pole flying from the front and catch it mid-flight from the back stopping its motion, you’ll have to apply a force opposite in direction to the motion of the pole, and by Newton’s third law (every action has an equal and opposite reaction) it’s gonna pull you towards the direction it’s moving by reactionary force while decelerating.

In the case if moving portals, it might be a bit confusing, but what it comes to teleportation through the portals, the portals are absolutely stationary the world around them moves. And in the case only one of the two portals move relative to the ground, not only does the world move relative to both portals, it also deforms in a non-euclidean manner. That is why the pole that was stationary relative to the ground suddenly started moving after coming out the portal. And yes, it would require massive amounts of energy for the portal to function like that and keep its own momentum relative to the ground after teleporting things, but tbh that’s a woe for Aperture science, not mine 🙂

Whiskeyomega , to memes in Seriously, one has been sighted just an hour from where I live

Had one infront of my window the other day . Massive thing !

Ooops ,
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The good thing is: They might be big but they are mainly a risk for bees. But not much is actually as obnoxious (or dangerous for humans) as the aggressive assholes that are our domestic common wasps.

VikingHippie ,

Bees are already dying out though, which is very dangerous to humans. We don’t exactly need winged terrorists accelerating the process.

Maybe we should import some of my favourite insects, Japanese honey bees. They have an effective way to deal with giant hornets

LoreleiSankTheShip ,

Are Honey Bees in danger in Europe as well? The only headlines I’ve seen of them being on the decline were about North America before

VikingHippie ,

Yeah, it’s very much happening here too

GBU_28 ,

Did you kill it or just post about it

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