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m3t00 , to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude
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it came down to a job that paid. training mostly sucked. oil? you mean the crap I buy for my car no matter what they charge?

PiratePanPan , to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude
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Fake: Army recruiter actually goes away the first time he asks

dumbass , to memes in Scaling up
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I’m too stoned, I thought you somehow managed to take a screenshot of a broken screen…

Darthjaffacake ,

God damn I’m genuinely impressed

WraithGear , (edited ) to memes in Scaling up
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Ahh, your standard game of space station 13 i see.

Son_of_dad , to lemmyshitpost in Old age

I hate that people buy hamsters for kids, to die in random ways. I’ve kept hamsters all my adult life, and they all live to old age because I take care of em and don’t stress em out like a kid would. They’re so delicate, I wouldn’t give the care of one to a kid.

Zoomboingding ,
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Counterpoint: it’s a good way to teach responsibility to kids. You wouldn’t leave 100% of the care of a dog or cat to a kid, but for a hamster or goldfish, they can be fully responsible (for better or worse).

Son_of_dad ,

True enough, sadly the parent often forgets about the hamster and dealing with it

dingus ,

I never had hamsters growing up and I have no idea that little kids often got them killed in “random ways”. I can’t even fathom what the fuck this means tbh. Do they mean that people accidentally squish them all the time or something???

Tbh I’m a single adult who loves alone and was curious about getting a small pet, but idk if I’d be able to deal with something of decent size like a dog or cat. What are hamsters like?

Son_of_dad ,

I once walked into a friend’s house and saw his kids tossing the hamster at each other like a hot potato. I bitched them out so hard.

dingus ,

Jesus fucking Christ

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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Totally agree but thats not a hamster

Son_of_dad ,

That’s definitely a hamster

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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Yeah, now that I’ve gotten a full night of sleep I see it’s definitely a hamster. The tiny ears, the front-facing eyes, the distinctive splayed hind legs. Idk why I thought it was a guinea pig.

werefreeatlast , to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude

It’s okay! Really! Sure China has nukes and millions of flying drones to kick out asses. But here in the US Elon has a humanoid robot! One that properly run and hide just like us!

Olgratin_Magmatoe ,

Then maybe we shouldn’t have been pissing away lives and trillions of dollars on pointless wars.

Telodzrum ,

Imagining thinking that, militarily, China is anything other than a regional power.

abbadon420 , to lemmyshitpost in Old age

So “a farm upstate” is really just a “longhouse up in the clouds”?

aeronmelon ,

The great tube castle in the sky.

Jackcooper , to lemmyshitpost in Old age

That is crazy. Kind of like an 8 inch goldfish that the owner doesn’t even remember how old it is.

abbadon420 ,

I once had a goldfish that lived in a bowl on a cabinet. It sometimes jumped out of the bowl, behind the cabinet. It had done that at least 5 times and still lived through my entire childhood. That’s a remarkable survival skill for a fish so suicidal.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge , to lemmyshitpost in Send a message! Use a digital pipe bomb!
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DragonTypeWyvern , to lemmyshitpost in Send a message! Use a digital pipe bomb!

I’m not sure they really got the message of the cyberpunk settings, because yes, that’s what it was

htrayl , to lemmyshitpost in Send a message! Use a digital pipe bomb!

“hacker”

jaybone ,

It was 4chan

AtariDump , to lemmyshitpost in Living in a forest without any technology also works, since you will have no internet access anyways.
ShunkW , to lemmyshitpost in Send a message! Use a digital pipe bomb!

Someone who isn’t me has successfully submitted the entire Bee movie script over 350k times to various snitch websites related to reproductive health or gender affirming care. 👀

Kowowow ,

That haas to be getting easier to filter out, why not use ai to make fake stories about awful people

ShunkW ,

I mean maybe you’re right. I honestly hadn’t thought about that cuz I was getting 200s. But that doesn’t mean they weren’t immediately dumping the content. For no reason at all, do you know of any locally hosted ruby on rails gems that can use generative AI?

karmiclychee ,

If you’re in RoR land, there’s always the Faker gem to get you started. Or keep it simple - find lists of names on Wikipedia or something, shuffle and combine.

ShunkW ,

I hadn’t thought that some bad actor could use faker that way. I hope no one does. But I’m glad there’s some recommendation out there, cuz I’ve definitely used it for tests and realize it could achieve the same result

karmiclychee ,

Works great for db:seed, too

Kowowow ,

I have no idea what that last little bit means

astraeus ,
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If you parse out random words from the bee movie to fill in the fields and change IPs every few minutes, gonna be tough

Rentlar ,

First/Given Name: Ya

Middle Name: Like

Last Name/Surname: Jazz

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
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oh no. 👁 👁

Maeve , to lemmyshitpost in Send a message! Use a digital pipe bomb!

This is amazingly awesome! Thanks for warming my heart.

kn33 , to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude

The last time a recruiter texted me, I replied with that meme. I haven’t heard from a recruiter since, so it appears to have worked.

zea_64 ,

I just said “I’m on Lexapro”

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