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virku , to memes in if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...

It feels like the last sentence should have been a question.

tsonfeir , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?
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I wouldn’t visit a website that had that, and if it was a company, I’d stop using their product.

werefreeatlast , to memes in The kid is just mentally prepping for our future cyberpunk dystopia

Incredible, how did he afford that house!?

ohlaph , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I pretty much stopped going out for burgers because my area lacks a really good burger. We do have two places that do smash burgers pretty well and it’s a food cart, so it’s affordable, but any proper sit down started charging $20+ for frozen patty style garbage.

throw4w4y5 , to ukcasual in Hey UKCasual, Would Any of You be Searching for a Part Time Employee! (Post will be deleted in one week)

has the Uni of Herts not got any part time jobs? they’re one of the biggest employers in Hatfield.

Kyoyeou OP ,

They do! Although the demand is high around, and I’ve for example received proposition of work but that only start in September

TrickDacy , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Bit of an exaggeration. The most expensive place I’ve ever seen (by a lot) is Iceland and this is barely accurate there.

moog ,

This is not an exaggeration in Oregon

TrickDacy ,

Have you paid $22.50 for a burger on its own? I find this post odd because I live in an expensive city where you can easily see plates over $30 but even at those places, their burgers are the much cheaper option and still often include fries or have a $2-3 upcharge to get fries.

nonailsleft ,

Found the burger joint hipster

TrickDacy ,

Or if you had a logical thought in your head, you found a person so unfamiliar with such a place, they asked publicly despite knowing that douches on the Internet are extremely common.

fidodo ,

Restaurant prices aren’t a secret. I just checked places in Portland and the most expensive burger I could find was $15 and that came with fries, and that was the most expensive one on the menu. This is a meme joke and is exaggerating to be funny, don’t confuse that with reality.

moog ,

I said Oregon not Portland but okay also I live here so I think I’d know what the local prices are for food.

fidodo ,

I picked Portland because its a big city

awwwyissss , to lemmyshitpost in awwww

Looks like early death from diabetes and heart disease.

GladiusB ,
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It’s one candy. Yea if you eat them all the time it’s an issue. But I can have a cookie or candy every once in awhile and it won’t kill me anymore than anything else will.

awwwyissss ,

Reese’s has annual sales of over $2,000,000,000. There’s no doubt they put many thousands of people in the ground every single year.

saigot , to lemmyshitpost in Cucumber

More punk than goth imo. Too colorful for goth.

skeeter_dave , to lemmyshitpost in Edge of Tomorrow

All You Need is Groundhog

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound
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BoxerDevil , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound

But it probably wasn’t an apple. More likely to be a pomegranate

starman2112 , to lemmyshitpost in AED
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It might work if Allen Pan got his hands on it

BluJay320 , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3
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Anthony.

OpenStars , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Number 3
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Naw, that’s a reverse skibidi if I ever saw one.

Edit: so many downvotes, that I am at least going to show my reasoning on this:-P.

Skibidi = man comes out

Reverse skibidi = fish goes in?

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3
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Maybe next we could do a number 4? That’s when you poop while holding hands!

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