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Nurgle , to memes in Apple
tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

I don’t think about you at all.

And that’s the problem.

Nurgle ,

Okay we can start mobbing every random android thread and start calling you all sheeple?

AVincentInSpace ,

You buy what Apple sells because you’re locked into the Apple ecosystem, and 90% of the time, you’re locked into the Apple ecosystem because your friends or family use it.

Now that I’ve said mine, what’s your reason for calling me sheeple?

Nurgle ,

I’m not 14, I’m not going to call you sheeple or presume to know why you picked out your phone.

AVincentInSpace ,

Then why did you say you wanted to?

Nurgle ,

I don’t… I inferred I could mimic the android users behavior like OPs seen in most threads.

AVincentInSpace ,

So what you’re saying is that you just call names for the sake of calling names and don’t much care whether or not a critique is valid?

Nurgle ,

What no? I’m saying if OP wants iphone uses to act like android users we can start going into threads that have nothing to do with iPhone and stir up shit for no reason.

AVincentInSpace ,

To that I say, sure, why not? I’m up for having a debate.

Also, you’ll have a hard time saying that the post you’re currently commenting on isn’t about android vs iphone.

Honytawk ,

Bottom should be: “I don’t think about anyone but myself”

boredtortoise ,

I’ve heard green bubbles live in their heads rent free

blanketswithsmallpox , (edited ) to memes in Chat Apps

Am I too old that one of these should’ve been Skype?

I abandoned my chat to make a new one in Discord. Despite them complaining about Skype daily for years, suddenly they loved Skype.

Humans are silly. Either way, it’s been Discord, Snapchat, and regular text for half a decade now.

webghost0101 ,

I didn’t known Skype still existed and i thought I was getting old.

Sorry dude.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

/sad old man groans.

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I literally had to bring all my group kicking and screaming onto discord literally within the year it launched. Same story, non stop bitching about Skype but all of a sudden nobody wanted to try discord. I straight up had to send a message to all of them saying I’m uninstalling and dropping my discord link if they wanted to play. Over the course of a month they all switched over, couldn’t be happier.

CCMan1701A , to memes in Chat Apps

I remember when WebOS had unified messaging. Those were the days. 👴

DarkPassenger ,
@DarkPassenger@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t make me cry. Android gets the job done but I miss WebOS so damn much

CCMan1701A ,

We can cry together.

yamapikariya , to lemmyshitpost in Sit up straight, damnit
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

My toilet posture is pristine you philistine

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Have you got a squatty potty?

ares35 , (edited )
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

My toilet latrine posture is pristine you philistine

yamapikariya ,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

That sounds better for sure. I’ll hang it on the wall opposite the latrine

webghost0101 , to memes in Apple

I cant be the only one who dreams of apple and all their pattents becoming foss.

Itl never happen under capitalism but damn would it be nice.

chaosppe , to memes in Apple
@chaosppe@lemmy.world avatar

Nu uh, iPhone is going to cure world hunger. Why do you think he’s called Tim COOK?

emptiestplace ,
thorbot ,

Also chat GPT: urs flier is not bent the end in is if you guerts ba loopen

Zehzin , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but my favorite billionaire has a tax haven charity therefore he deserves to hoard more money than everyone I have ever known and their families going up 10 generations have ever seem in their lives.

cantstopthesignal ,

Oh and his son works there and makes 7 figures for throwing an annual gala so he can party with his other rich friends.

KammicRelief , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

Read this while wiping.

strawberry ,

read this while shitting

9iNez , to lemmyshitpost in Trigger a whole fan base with one easy trick
@9iNez@lemmy.world avatar
PrinceWith999Enemies , to lemmyshitpost in BULLPUP

Good call.

It’s a bit more spread out than that. Half or more of the country is the magazine, although some weapons that are ready but not actively deployed might be considered a bandoleer or something, being stored in places like New Jersey.

Also, the trigger is mobile and can go pretty much wherever it wants.

xkforce , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

The Carbon footprint of a website is hard to determine and given the examples posted in this thread, I would not trust their conclusions.

Really_long_toes , to lemmyshitpost in delicious

Sent this to a mate… we were at the shops and he picks up this tiny glass coke bottle for a drink and I’m all like, but this one is cheaper and you get more, what’s the deal?? To which he replied “microplastics” and I was like “bitch! I helped you smoke a quarter through a garden hose last night, stfu with you microplastics bs…” true story

M500 , to lemmyshitpost in Musical Genius

The music teacher at my high school always said that Eminem is a musical genius.

tormeh ,

Also: Timbaland

femboy_bird ,

I mean he is whatever you say he is (if he isn’t than why would he say he is?)

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Certainly a lyrical genius.

lntl , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

relevant if it sabotages coal mining infrastructure

malachai , to memes in fries are another $8.00
@malachai@pawb.social avatar

Pffftahahaha, I think I’ve been to this restaurant. I probably looked at the menu, eyes bugged out of head, ordered a cider or something and left.

Pika ,
@Pika@sh.itjust.works avatar

you ordered something? About time I saw that I would just say nvm lol

Omega_Haxors ,

Virgin orders something cheap out of obligation vs Chad “prices are too high, I’ll just eat at home”

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