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Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in 🐰 👁️ 👄 👁️ 🐰

Great, you’ve got me turned on now dammit.

GuyFi , to lemmyshitpost in 🐰 👁️ 👄 👁️ 🐰

B e h o l d the divine might

Rai , to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

BLOW IT IS

Roflmasterbigpimp , to lemmyshitpost in Bottomgear
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metaStatic , to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

I hope this is retroactive and I can decide which thing it applies to

stoicmaverick ,

Thank you for your interest in the proper and correct usage of the Permit Crab: It does not.

Agent641 ,

The judge will be disappointed to hear this.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED
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🦀🦀🦀Anarchy!🦀🦀🦀

Tips over an empty cup

Blackmist , to lemmyshitpost in Bottomgear

He’s not even a real hamster.

wise_pancake , to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

Oh great, now I’m going to spend the rest of the day thinking of all the possible bad things I could do with this permit, but ultimately fail to decide on one and let this opportunity go by…

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Just steal a candy bar from the corner store and immediately regret it like the rest of us

wise_pancake ,

Wouldn’t gum or a lotto ticket be getter though? Actually they sell jerky too…

x4740N ,
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As long as you don’t live in a country that will throw you in jail for it

CarbonIceDragon , to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED
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Is it a bad thing to industrially farm the permit crabs?

explodicle ,

Each industrially farmed crab counts as a separate bad thing, so they only excuse the next crab.

Betch ,
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There has to be some kind of loophole.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Farm them for love and not industry?

Betch ,
@Betch@lemmy.world avatar

That just might work!

stoicmaverick ,

No, because then, using them off-label for bad things counts as the bad thing.

banichan ,
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brbposting ,

Well, it doesn’t say facsimiles and reproductions prohibited!

hemko , to lemmyshitpost in Brudder from another mudder

How… is it hanging there?

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED
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Imma eat the first thing I see at the zoo.

Betch ,
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Dare you to take a selfie at the entrance

Edit: Fuck, there goes my one bad thing 😭

OpenStars ,
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Be careful, they may have

spoilera mirror

BarrelAgedBoredom , to lemmyshitpost in Brudder from another mudder

I do not consent

Betch , to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED
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>:3

Sparkega , to lemmyshitpost in Bottomgear

Give Swindon a chance.

TrickDacy , to lemmyshitpost in Bottomgear

Wait, this is an actual shitpost. What’s wrong?

Anyolduser ,

There aren’t even any jeans in it!

TrickDacy ,

The text you just typed was not textured as jeans. I must be in the wrong community

PlasticExistence ,

To be fair, Clarkson basically always wore jeans

psycho_driver ,

Skinny jeans on a not-skinny man.

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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The quest for a boot cut to match a huge gut

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