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Flummoxed , to lemmyshitpost in Loading screen

Definitely Hmmm material…

volvoxvsmarla , to memes in Uncanny Valley

I just wanted one funny meme before bed not nightmare fuel but here we go

BeMoreCareful ,

Look in your shower.

Slovene ,
TheDeepState , to lemmyshitpost in Anti-venom?

Amputate foot.

voracitude , to lemmyshitpost in I swear these things are mimics or something

Don’t you hate it when you reach for a napkin but then your hand gets stuck to the dispenser and you watch in horror as the sides of the dispenser morph into tentacles that reach out and mercilessly beat you into bloody mush - or they would, if it were a full-sized mimic, but instead the angry lil guy can only pitter-pat against your wrist and you’re all like

Nyawww, lil napkin mimic, so angry and vish! But bro I kinda need my hands back now

So you pat and stroke the napkin mimic until it calms down and even lets you take a napkin like you wanted?

PiratePanPan , to lemmyshitpost in Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is why nobody responds to my Grindr messages

gmtom , to lemmyshitpost in Home Depot

And they are a couple

Lifebandit666 , to lemmyshitpost in Risk your life with this one easy trick!

In all seriousness it was only a few weeks ago that I heard about a teacher in Bangladesh that did actually shoot one of his students in the leg. He apparently always brought a loaded gun into class with him in his bag.

www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68490662

acetanilide ,

Wow. I thought maybe an accident but no…and he hasn’t been fired yet?? Insanity

phoenixz ,

Shot him in the knee, he’ll never walk normal again…sounds super reasonable

lemmyreader , to fediverse in Would Lemmy Benefit from Implementing Polls?

I’d welcome polls implementation on Lemmy but maybe this is difficult with federation ? I wouldn’t mind instance only polls.

hash0772 ,

Polls are already available on Mastodon (with federation) without any issues. This could probably be implemented on Lemmy too, without any problems.

Microw ,

Is it a proper Activitypub feature or a Mastodon hack?

Legend ,

Either way the point is it is possible and as someone aldready said all we have to do is donate to give devs a little more motivation .

andrew_s ,
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Gullible , to mildlyinfuriating in The Duration Time on this Cookie...

GmbH has been shitting up the web for ~20 years now. First tracking cookie I ever blocked.

isVeryLoud ,

…you do know what GmbH stands for, right?

It’s like LLC or Corp.

Gullible ,

I’ll take that information to the atm machine.

boyi ,

Hmm… the username. They know.

Sunny OP ,

FYI, GmbH isnt a specific company. GmbH is a German abbreviation, but in English refers to “company with limited liability”.

Gullible ,

I know, I’m just joking about the way windows vista used to name tracking cookies. Rather, how sites named their tracking cookies. Given the replies, I take it no one else found it as funny as I used to.

isVeryLoud ,

Thanks for the context, I wasn’t aware, that’s pretty funny!

Sunny OP ,

Also wasnt aware of this context, too young i guess :P

FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Frrr, boycott GmbH 🔥🔥

Mio , to linuxmemes in I respect people who don't like snaps, but Canonical will not abandon a successful project

When Mozilla provide the firefox deb package - Why not give it then? IMO snaps/flatpacks are slower to start, can’t be updated while running, takes more diskspace, and takes longer time to update. With the isolation we also have different kind of problems - have you given it the correct permission?, and how do you get keepassxc browser extension to work with it(they dont support it)?

KISSmyOSFeddit , to linuxmemes in I respect people who don't like snaps, but Canonical will not abandon a successful project

Upstart and Unity are waiting for you.

barsquid ,

I knew I’d find some receipts in here.

hperrin ,

Don’t forget Mir!

Hobbes_Dent , to lemmyshitpost in Le Tits Now

Biologists, grammarians, designers, and carpenters:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/633a8a2f-c167-4923-98ec-eebf9f2b5aec.jpeg

NeptuneOrbit ,

People with eyes and brains:

NutWrench , to memes in Public Service Announcement
@NutWrench@lemmy.world avatar

Yup. If you let yourself be exploited, you don’t have a “great work ethic.” That’s just sad.

son_named_bort , to lemmyshitpost in Fast Paced Environment

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that’s why I cry on company time.

InfiniWheel , to lemmyshitpost in Cocoon

I mean, the first one is actually good? Even if the partner you are sending the nudes to can be fully trusted now and forever, they could get hacked, have their unlocked phone stolen. Hell, whatever cloud service they use for backups (regardless if they even know they are using it) could get compromised.

IDK, its just weird to put walking on the street and having a house in the same need category as sending nudes. I could even understand sex, but sending nudes is so specific (some people aren’t even into them).

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