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TrickDacy , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Guy on internet: “this study is flawed in the following ways [proceeds to list shit they thought of in 25 seconds that may in no way matter, but since they thought of it, it totally disqualifies any and all science which may not agree with the armchair brain farts]”

Omega_Haxors , to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for

Facebook’s looks just a tiny bit too realistic.

detectivesniffles ,
@detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

they really got that just-dipped-my-balls-in-the-unidentifiable-buffet-soup-and-it-was-scorching kinda look to em

mutter9355 ,

Yeah, Facebook’s one is really getting into uncanny valley territory. Especially those teeth…

p1mrx , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

Seems risky, because people don’t expect chocolate to need refrigeration.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Found the guy who isn’t from Arizona

drasglaf , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Good luck out there
@drasglaf@sh.itjust.works avatar

The first time I rode a bike, I fell off a (short) cliff.

The second time, I crashed against a tree.

The third time I ran over some junkie who was daydreaming.

I think it’s best if I don’t drive anything with wheels.

Edit: Typo.

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

ATBGE

JoShmoe , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Its hard to trust self-validation

DrBob , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Three years for a PhD? Must be a Brit or combined degree. Average is almost six at the moment.

Track_Shovel OP ,

They are 5-6 in my neck of the woods. You can go straight to a PhD from a bachelor’s though

DrBob ,

There is some field dependency - mathematics is notoriously fast. The other one I talk about below is the PhD portion of an MD/PhD. In some fields (mine included) there’s 2 years of coursework plus lab research so it was heavily results driven.

tygerprints ,

I dunno how, but my brother got his PhD in three years and was a doctor by the age of 21. Yes he was pretty smart to begin with, but he really did it in record time. I don't think it would be the same today, I think requirements have changed a lot since then.

SoleInvictus ,
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a microbiologist in the US, it’s at least eight years for us.

TokenBoomer ,

You did the meme and got upvotes? We’re doomed.

skeletorfw ,

Even as a Brit that’d be fast. Here you’re funded for 3.5y with 6mo unfunded “writing up time”.

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe stop studying cow dung.

Track_Shovel OP ,

What about piles of dirt?

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not sure that’s not my area of expertise.

Track_Shovel OP ,

It’s mine though

Everythingispenguins , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

Okay I might just make these and leave them in the break room at work

TheCheddarCheese , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

am i insane for actually wanting to try this

ShadowCatEXE ,
@ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget to add a layer of mayonnaise in between the bologna.

TwoBeeSan , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

A sandwich but it’s fecal matter instead 👍👍

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/f22e9555-9c9a-499d-a808-235b6672f8b8.png

Viking_Hippie ,

Thanks, I have a feeling this is going to come in very handy 😄

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/343e57c5-66ed-4df4-b7b9-b3254d99338f.png

Viking_Hippie ,

Another banger! Have one of my favorites in return!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b07faae7-b71e-44e3-b778-e5198ea7830b.jpeg

TwoBeeSan ,

Always happy for a good crowder replacement.

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

The Hipstet Utseende.

Splatterphace , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/e0660648-5b68-4fef-97a3-79d6ef58971b.jpeg

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

“Yes I am looking directly at it.”

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

The Bologna Cup sounds like an award for excellence in disinformation.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Brb going to make an award panel, similar to the razzy award for acting.

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I thought it was a soccer derby.

habanhero , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Simple solution, spend 1 second and decide to consciously ignore guy on internet for the rest of your life.

Works wonders for mental and physical health, zero downsides!

TokenBoomer ,

True. Until 70+ million of them decide to vote in a fascist dictatorship.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Fucking happening over here. The thing with echo chambers is that someone eventually starts farting, and then people start breathing it in. Those people start farting, and boom a moronic fascist dictatorship or radical conspiracy group is born

waigl , (edited ) to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for

WhatsApp is not its own company, it belongs to Facebook/Meta.

Also, on that topic, you could do the same thing you did with X/Twitter to Meta/Facebook.

*edit: Oh, and of course Alphabet/Google. Curious how many big tech companies seem keen on obfuscating their own name these days…

superduperenigma ,

Facebook the product is still called Facebook, Google the product is still called Google. It’s only the parent companies that changed their names, their products kept the same branding.

Twitter the product has been, or is being, rebranded as X along with the company.

waigl ,

But this is about companies, not products or brand names.

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