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Phen , to books in Bookmark

I don’t have ketchup either, so I just yank off the pages I’ve already read.

Mickey ,

I remember once reading that someone did this for real. And another person would tear their paperback book in half if it was too thick to hold. I was very sad for a while after that.

Hegar , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3
@Hegar@kbin.social avatar

Number 3 is obviously throwing up - it's the third most common use of a toilet.

don ,

Always has been.

Tikiporch ,

Maybe for women.

HowManyNimons ,

Yeah, for us dudes it’s a fish almost as often as a poo. Really fish should be a number 2.5, and then 3 is badgers.

Sorgan71 ,

number 3 is busting into the toilet

Blackmist , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

Do your part. Die at your desk.

banneryear1868 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
psmgx ,

Learned how from his mom

Kolanaki , to noncredibledefense in Mr. Clean magic trench eraser
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So, wait… Are the machine guns being fired or simply dropped onto the enemy? 🤔

SpicyPeaSoup ,
@SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social avatar

It's a soviet design, so...yes, maybe?

GrammatonCleric , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

That capitalization choice 👨🏻‍🍳💋

wabafee , to lemmyshitpost in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

You sure that’s not a jet engine?

EssentialNPC , to memes in Essential NPC

Wow, I am in good company

crsu , to lemmyshitpost in And they say Hemingway had the best 6 word story...
@crsu@lemmy.world avatar

Never worn

MaoZedongers ,

more like never born

beckerist , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in And they say Hemingway had the best 6 word story...

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  • vithigar ,

    I don’t understand your question. Why not that number?

    jubilationtcornpone ,

    I don’t know why that number, but I recognize an Oklahoma area code when I see one.

    lugal , to memes in Into the endless expanse with them

    Sorry to be that guy: “space” is never an adjective but “space billionaire” is a compound noun

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    On the show and in the books it means to throw someone out an airlock

    I try to make sure I fully understand a meme before commenting as it avoids awkward situations like this.

    Adding a qualifying statement still makes you ‘that guy’

    lugal ,

    As already pointed out, I was referring to the first panel (that contains an adjective).

    It’s a common misconception that two words written with a space can’t be a compound noun but that’s wrong. It’s an arbitrary writing convention that has nothing to do with linguistic categories.

    I wanted just to use this opportunity to educate. Nothing really wrong with the meme though, I totally like it!

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Thanks, and good point. Your first comment was legitimately the first one I read as soon as I woke up (and pre-caffeine infusion), so I apologize for reading it too quickly, misunderstanding, and being short with you.

    Usually ‘not to be that guy’ statements are persnickety, and I find them frustrating in general, since that level of pedantry is a large part of why I left previous SM platforms.

    Again, sorry. I’ve since slithered out of bed, and evolved through the necessary phases of human evolution required to interact with people.

    wipes egg off of face

    lugal ,

    No worries 😉

    I guess I need another wording for my “this isn’t against you but let me point out this random fact”-comments. Because I really do hate to the that guy.

    postmateDumbass , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

    Hotpockets and Poptarts but

    No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.

    No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.

    No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.

    CanadianCarl ,

    A true shepherd’s pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.

    HotDogFingies , to memes in spicy in spicy out
    @HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

    It's like this moment was made for my boyfriend.

    AllonzeeLV , to memes in chill dude

    You think this is a Game?

    Drusas , to memes in Sure, kid. Whatever. I'm in a fight for my life over here.

    Eat the chips. But stay and observe your future.

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