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thirstyhyena , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

Looks like those old mouse balls.

Vytle ,

Oh my god dude i forgot about ball mice. I don’t know how I let that slip my mind wth

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

When the developers thought their model was so far out of the potential view distance of the player they didn’t bother making a texture for it.

PenisWenisGenius , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

Nasa is ruining every planet one-by-one. First pluto wasn’t a planet. Then neptune is even more boring and stupid than previously thought. Next thing we know, Mars isn’t a planet anymore because planets aren’t red.

root_beer ,

Venus isn’t a planet either. It’s a hell-sphere. But that makes it even more rad 🤘

AngryCommieKender ,

A hell-sphere that would be easier to fix than Mars, which is an entirely different type of hell-sphere. Just toss in enough ice to make eventual oceans and some cyanobacteria, and it should calm down in a few hundred thousand years.

Short of an artificial black hole at its center to raise the gravity, I don’t see how we could ever terraform Mars. There’s not enough gravity for anything that evolved here to be healthy there.

CaptBobbers ,
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@AngryCommieKender @root_beer
Floating cities in the clouds of Venus mining carbon dioxide and nitrogen out of the atmosphere, sending all those excess gases to Mars, the Belt, and the moons of the gas giants for terraforming and habitats.

Car Salesman: * slaps the Venusian atmosphere * "You can fit so many Martians under this bad boy."

afraid_of_zombies ,

Maybe looking at it the wrong way. Mars becomes a place to visit. Turn it into an ecosystem full of stuff that can survive the low gravity. Insects and plants. You know after you stripmine it.

Go visit the weird ass nature reserves from your spinning space habitat.

AngryCommieKender ,

That’s certainly an option, but right now it seems most space agencies are totally ignoring Venus as a possibility, and are focused on a Mars colony.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Well Mars colony would be easier at the moment.

As much as I don’t particularly like the man I think Bezos was right. We already have a place with ideal gravity. The future should be orbiting colonies. Imagine processes that could be done under fully controlled conditions.

omega_x3 ,

Well I mean why is Mercury still a planet? It didn’t clear it’s own orbit, it just happens to be in an empty orbit.

PenisWenisGenius ,
sparkle ,

aktschually mercury is the sun’s moon

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Jupiter is a dwarf planet

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Technically the concept of a planet is a social construct. Scientists have been scurrying around redefining the definition of a planet to exclude asteroids ever since they discovered them. Why can’t they just say that the Earth is a wet asteroid and be done with it?

PenisWenisGenius ,

I’m going to boycott nasa. Go woke go broke.

brbposting ,

NASA comms office assistant tries to let off steam by visiting Lemmy, sees your comment, has flashbacks to the letters they read from Americans everyday

Delusional ,

I could see trump getting rid of NASA for his own space agency and he’d call it SASA. Super awesome space agency.

Liz ,

My personal definition of planet:

  1. big enough to be spherical
  2. has never been big enough to cause fusion
afraid_of_zombies ,

The world’s biggest ball of string is now a planet.

Liz ,

As it should be! Big boy is round!

xx3rawr ,

big enough to be spherical

oh boy

gandalf_der_12te ,

I think it should be “big enough to hold an atmosphere”.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Mars isn’t even red, it’s sort of brown

AngryCommieKender ,

Pluto is nice and colorful

owenfromcanada , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t plain-shame, being basic is okay too

chatokun ,

And Pluto is H.S.

(And so are you!)

SirBucksworth , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet
@SirBucksworth@lemmy.world avatar

Isn‘t the Planet called Urectum now, to prevent childish jokes?

gravitas_deficiency ,

Jupiter? But I hardly know her!

UnderpantsWeevil , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet
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lugal , to lemmyshitpost in Marriage

Some will claime that the S in LGBTISQ* stands for snakes but snakes are just evil (source: The Bible)

aBundleOfFerrets ,

Snakes ≠ Evil.
The only good thing the bible did was Jesus H. Christ. Anything else is padding and should be disregarded.

Viking_Hippie ,

According to the esteemed theologian Eddie Izzard, the H is for Herbert.

bulwark , to lemmyshitpost in Marriage

Ya like spiders? Infested

Shady_Shiroe ,
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

Not anymore

iAvicenna , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

aliens fucking with us probably

lath , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

TFW you thought you were cool, but it turns out you had a yee yee ass haircut all along.

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Marriage
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idunnololz , to lemmyshitpost in Marriage
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No.

flango , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

Made by the Jupiter gang.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Now, if it was a Pixel...

Yeah the notch was a couple generations back so I’d put it back too, the dynamic island is much better

-Sent from my iPhone

sverit ,

Baby reindeer!

xx3rawr ,

Death to notches, islands, or whatever. Return to full bezel.

BowtiesAreCool ,

I’ve always been in favor of the notch. I hate hate hate the island and dots. The small notch allows pace for the camera, time and regular status bar on the sides. Most of the time you don’t even notice.

bitwolf ,

I’m quite happy with the centered hole punch on the latest Samsung made displays. Much less obtrusive than the notch and I can actually see the status icons.

I’d still prefer a full bezel speaker HTC M8 style though.

LainTrain , to lemmyshitpost in Now, if it was a Pixel...

If it was a Pixel 2 or a 4a I’m keeping it, that phone was peak modern smartphone before everything went downhill with no rear fingerprint scanner and fixed focus selfie cams

Oha ,

Loved my Pixel 2 XL. Upgraded to a P5 a year ago tho. Really amazing phone

some_random_nick ,

I have a 4a 5G variant and I can’t stand how the “stock” experience manages to be worse than on my old Samsung :-/ The pics are great tho

LainTrain ,

Say whaaaat. That’s an interesting and brave take.

How’s the pixel experience worse than Samsung? That’s the reason I stopped buying Samsungs way back. All the malware PUPs Samsung loads on being my main sticking point.

velvetThunder ,

Well it’s less features for less bloat.

From there it depends how much of those extra features are useful / how much you miss in stock android.

LainTrain ,

What features? Most of the bloat is just duplicate applications like “Google photos” and “Samsung photos”

bitwolf ,

I’d say Dex is pretty cool. Thats really all I’d like to bring over to Google Experience personally.

Hoping it drops in 15 for Pixels

some_random_nick ,

The most annoying thing is that major android updates are mandatory. I could not choose NOT to update. Notifications are bugged as hell for ages. Some just disappear, some don’t even ring/light up. Samsung had some apps that had more features compared to the Google alternatives. The only annoying this were all teh MS apps that I couldn’t deinstall.

LainTrain ,

Strange. I’ve never updated my Pixel and it doesn’t bother me about it, and you can always also roll back after an update also since there are no e-fuses or measures of that type, in fact there is even an official tool for this that runs in the chrome browser of all things. I’ve been meaning to go back to Android 10 from 13, ‘Material You’ is just an eyesore.

I’ve not had issues with notifications either, perhaps it’s worth it to check your settings?

If there are specific Samsung apps you miss, why not download them from Google Play if available or Apkmirror, or look for FOSS alternatives on F-Droid?

some_random_nick ,

The phone kept nagging me to update to 12 and later to 13 all the time. I didn’t manage to find a way to make the notification go away… Maybe it’s just me being a doofus. As for the notifications thing, I literally tried everything except factory resetting my phone. Guess I am just unlucky.

I wanted to get some of the Samsung apps back, but most weren’t updated to work on 12 at that time and later I just forgot and gave in. I’ve never used F-Droid before but it looks like a good time to start now. Tnx for reminding me about it.

some_random_nick ,

One more thing I forgot to add. The OS shits itself when I try to charge my phone and use it at the same time. All apps lag, you can’t scroll, can*t type without noticible delay and can’t even close the app by swiping. This was doxumented on some forums. Noone knows why. (I use the charged I got with my phone)

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

I 100% agree. Stock android experience is garbage even compared miui.

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

GrapheneOS gets rid of all the Google crap, it’s a much lighter and more minimal experience, I really like it. It also has some significant privacy and security improvements, it’s pretty neat.

some_random_nick ,

I was thinking about it ever since Louis Rossmann showcased it. But as he had problems using his banking app and some other stuff, I decided it wouldn’t be worth the hassel. Also, many people wrote that with Graphene you lose a lot of the fancy camera shenanigans that Google made. And the camera was one of the more important points in getting this phone.

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

There’s a very detailed article about GrapheneOS banking app compatibility where you can check if your bank’s app works on Graphene: github.com/…/banking-apps-compat-report/

Regarding the camera: Yes, you lost some quality with the default GrapheneOS camera app. But you can easily install the official Google camera app from the Play store (or anonymously through Aurora) to get full quality. You don’t even need Google play services installed for that to work, and you can revoke it’s network access, so it’s completely offline and private. I use the Google camera app all the time, it works flawlessly.

Lucidlethargy ,

Oof, the Pixel 2 XL was hot garbage. I returned mine four times due to speaker issues, and the fourth was no better.

LainTrain ,

Wild. Had no issues until the 5th QC wise but it was all downhill from there. I’m now considering carrying a dumb phone and some alternative to a smartphone

Rusty ,

I still use Pixel 4 and the fabric case is so great to the touch, too bad the new ones don’t have them.

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Do you have GrapheneOS installed on it? That way, you could at least get the update to Android 14.

Cosmos7349 ,

Don’t have a 4a, but big fan of my 5a with Graphene! The last one with both usb-c AND a headphone jack! It has been my phone of choice since my iPhone SE broke, and it is still my main driver.

frazorth ,

I’m still on my Galaxy S10e.

The last normal sized phone with USB C and a headphone jack.

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

sony is trying to fill that role, i like my xperia:3

frazorth ,

Ah, I thought the latest ones were going big again. I’ll have to check them out.

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

the 5 series is pretty much just the flagship but in a reasonable size

frazorth , (edited )

Not quite sure about that. Wtf is that aspect ratio?

I’ll have to figure out of I can see it in person, because it reminds me of those 2000’s crappy ultra wide monitors that claimed a normal size but because they were extra wide it ended up being smaller.

[Edit]

Ah, it was the Asus Zenphone. I was going to get the 10 because that remained <6" and I still might because that aspect ratio on the Sony looks insane. I don’t know how anyone could reach the top of that without a ladder.

Anyway, the Zenphone 11 only comes in 6.8". Which is stupid.

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

everyone i suggest to complains about the aspect ratio, and sony does a terrible job showing what theyve done to mitigate it lol

theres handy sidebars to pull down the top drawer, and a quick shortcut to pull the screen down to reach the top one handed. i got used to it in the first week or so, and love the extra verticality while still feeling like a small phone in my hand. good for doom scrolling and watching a video while doom scrolling

Andromxda ,
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The Pixel 7a is almost the same size, just 0.2 inches bigger. Unlike the S10e, it is still supported by Google and gets security updates (until 2028). And you can install a better, more secure Android ROM like GrapheneOS.

androogee ,

Phones without a headphone jack can take a flying leap off a tall bridge and fuck themselves on the way down

Andromxda ,
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GrapheneOS is the way to go, unfortunately the 5a won’t be supported by Google for much longer, only until August of this year. GrapheneOS will probably provide a few extra months of extended support though.

Cosmos7349 ,

Oof that’s really sad

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