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pipows , to memes in It's not a lobby, it's a hobby!
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Then abolish politicians

balderdash9 , to memes in *SCREEEEECHHHHHHHHHH*
Spliffman1 , to memes in *SCREEEEECHHHHHHHHHH*
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Damn I stayed there years ago and it was jaded then, is that place still around? Lol

cypherpunks , to memes in It's not a lobby, it's a hobby!
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xusontha , (edited ) to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science
LemmyFeed , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

Wait… That can happen? I gotta rethink my weekend plans…

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

The explosion destroyed both microwaves and created a portal to the astral plane.

Joke aside, the magtrometer can easily explode.

Jokes aside, the magnetron is just a vacuum tube surrounded by a big heatsink. It could implode but the vacuum volume is tiny and the metal inside and outside will prevent glass from flying everywhere, unlike a B/W CRT. There is also a transformer, HV capacitor, fan, a tray motor, a mechanical or electronic timer, lightbulb, high voltage diode and fuse, bimetallic contactors (thermal fuses), safety switches, interference filter and smooth start circuitry. None of this can really explode but will get hot in presence of microwaves, burning plastic and other materials, producing caustic smoke.

FiskFisk33 ,
lauha ,

No, thst will not happen

MattMillz , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science
Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m here to shitpost, not to post facts, my b’y

unreachable ,
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your intent apparently warranted

SternburgExport ,

Sure sounds like it. What kinda microwave fits in another microwave? Why would it explode? Snd the picture doesn’t fit.

snowraven ,

Someone above mentioned that magnetron bombarded by another magnetron can cause a feedback loop thus causing the explosion. I am not exactly sure if that is scientifically correct but that could be one explanation for the explosion.

But yeah the rest of the story is probably just a meme story.

jettrscga ,

They also mentioned 1998 and Hell In A Cell. I’m thinking they were full of shit.

camelbeard ,

It’s all BS and I tried to Google that shit

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Can’t believe this shit still works in 2023.

snowraven ,

Nice, It’s hard to seperate science from meme these days you know. Back in my day, people wouldn’t make such jokes but oh Wait I am still 23. Good times.

Oha ,

I love spreading Misinformation online

WashedOver ,
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Well there is no other kind right?

RickyRigatoni ,
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Reverendender , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

That rascally Florida Man. Up to his usual hijinks.

mrbubblesort , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science
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Not gonna lie, this is something I'd probably try if I had the means to do it

ComradeChairmanKGB , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science
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They only assume he died, and that it was just an explosion. In actuality he opened up an unstable portal and was sucked through, then it exploded.

avocado , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

Reminds me of The Microwave Show

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Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

THE MASKS! THEY DO NOTHING!

Vyllenor , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

When you try to put a bag of holding into another bag of holding

Hexagon ,

Or search google on google

MonkderZweite ,

This is not allowed?

Vyllenor ,

Placing a bag of holding inside an extradimensional space created by a handy haversack, portable hole, or similar item instantly destroys both items and opens a gate to the Astral Plane. The gate originates where the one item was placed inside the other. Any creature within 10 feet of the gate is sucked through it to a random location on the Astral Plane. The gate then closes. The gate is one-way only and can’t be reopened.

TopRamenBinLaden , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

Poor guy learned the hard way.

Microwaves are not to be fucked with. Microwaves are produced inside the oven by an electron tube called a magnetron. The microwaves are then reflected within the metal interior of the oven where they are absorbed by food.

When a magnetron bombards another magnetron with microwaves it produces a feedback loop that can result in an explosion. This phenomenon was first recorded in 1998, the same year that The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

The second I read 1998 I was like, there’s no fucking way and then bam!

Custoslibera ,

Hey you’re a big phoney! You’re not the real hell in a cell guy!

craftyindividual ,

u/shittymorph gone but not dead. Just still on Reddit presumably

FurtiveFugitive ,

Mom, I want shittymorph!

No, we have shittymorph at home already.

LEDZeppelin , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Better yet… invite a cheesy motivational speaker who part times as a used car salesman and a crypto bro

scrubbles ,
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I legit had a “motivational speaker” come in and tell us how the metaverse was literally changing society for the better and how we should all be fully invested in crypto. No shit, deadpan told us that, when Bitcoin was at 60k.

That was the largest waste of time and company money I have ever seen. So so so many back channel chats about how stupid it was.

Knusper ,

Our upper management paid for consulting a while ago and that consultant was similarly peddling bullshit numbers how much interest there is for the metaverse. Of course, from a survey conducted by that consulting company, so you couldn’t even check their methodology etc…

Well, and upper management felt this was so insightful that they made a company-wide announcement with those numbers.

Thing is, we’re an IT company. It felt like a quarter of all employees commented under that announcement, that this did not match up with their own observations at all.
Basically, management got scammed and fell for it wholesale, when they could have just talked to their employees.

FunderPants , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Just another way business downloads costs into it’s employees. Can’t improve working conditions with W@H, vacation, sicktime, work load, shorter hours or pay raises. Instead everyone gets $1.00 a pay taken off for the EAP program so they can watch webinars on mindfulness in their own time.

Rubbish

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