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NegativeLookBehind , to lemmyshitpost in B R E A T H E
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

I’m calm I’m calm I’m calm I’m calm

wallmenis , to memes in Wall to Wall.

MAN OUTLOOK SUCKS

hperrin ,

I swear the Outlook and Teams groups at Microsoft are competing for worst product ever. And the Windows group was like, “hold our beer.”

guycls ,

How do you feel about onedrive?

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

It’s better than Windows

sandalbucket ,

Is my file in onedrive? Or on disk? Or is it in sharepoint? Or it could be in a teams chat - but isn’t that just sharepoint? I sent it to Tom also, but it was already in sharepoint because I had sent it to Jim, so it re-named it to something else. Where in sharepoint are my teams files? Or the teams files others have sent me? Is this actually an attachment on my email or is it a “shared link” in disguise?

I’m not sure what’s real anymore!

sandalbucket ,

At least outlook can right click for spellcheck. Wait, actually it can’t do that.

At least you can download your email attachments to a folder? Wait actually you can’t do that either.

At least the 15-minute meeting warnings still pop up consistently? Oh. Oh no.

“Are you sure you want to post this comment? Would you like to upload to sharepoint and send a link instead?”

No outlook I would not like that, I would never like that

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in HOAs suck
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

And you thought the lawnmower engine at 6 AM on a Saturday was annoying...

Got_Bent , (edited )

That’s an endless point of debate here in Texass.

In the summer months, if you aren’t done mowing by seven in the morning, you’re gonna die of heat stroke.

Aurenkin , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in B R E A T H E

I just imagine driving past this sign on the way to a vacation spot with kids screaming in the car and just realising you forgot about the broken tent pole from the last trip that you meant to replace before this one, then the fuel blinker comes on just as you spill your drink on the dash because a toy got thrown at you. You see this sign as you drive by and it triggers something inside you, like a gaping maw opening to consume the last shred of humanity you have left as you resign yourself to a fate you still can’t figure out if you chose, or was imposed upon you by the chance circumstances of your life.

lowleveldata ,

Oddly specific

Juvyn00b ,

They’ve seen some shit

GrymEdm , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in B R E A T H E

Breathe in, exhale, adjust for prevailing wind, sight down the scope and take out the chump who is hyperventilating in clear violation of the sign.

Cryan24 , to memes in Wall to Wall.

I love being triple booked and having two pm’s annoyed that I didn’t turn up… “bitch isn’t scheduling half your job? Did you not check if I was available?”

Tylerdurdon ,

You know it’s getting bad when the PMs don’t bother. They know you’re perma-fucked. The this-is-fine meme has so much meaning when you live it.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Time to find a new job

residentmarchant ,

The best part of starting a new job is that you don’t have years of built up “status checkins” that we’re never cancelled for some reason.

ObsidianNebula ,

I have a Funko Pop of the “This is Fine” dog on my desk at work because there are times where I’m really feeling that way.

ImplyingImplications ,

I’ve worked at so many places where there are multiple mid-level managers with overlapping responsibilities and staff. It just leads to conflicting orders and the people who get in trouble when things don’t get done are the workers and never the managers who issued impossible tasks.

dgriffith , to technology in How come TurboVPN can have double the amount of downloads compared to NordVPN and ExpresVPN? ++

I can’t speak for the popularity of TurboVPN, or the probable ease in which companies can manipulate download numbers, but note the “+” on the end of each number.

NordVPN could have 99,999,995 downloads, TurboVPN can have 100,000,002 downloads, but one would be 50M+ and the other would be 100M+.

Sunny OP ,

Yeah good point!

Sanctus , to memes in Wall to Wall.
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

But have you thought about putting your Microsoft password in recently? We need it again this week.

IsThisAnAI ,

Configuration issue.

UnsavoryMollusk ,

Of all the places I worked at (that use that obviously) they all did that bs.

IsThisAnAI ,

Okay, they all used a shitty configuration 🤷‍♂️.

Revan343 , to lemmyshitpost in HOAs suck

Does anybody have the link to the guy whose project car got booted on all four wheels, so he just put it on dollies, wheeled it into his garage, and told the boot company that they can have their boots back whenever they’d like but he’s certainly not paying them anything?

gregorum ,

Lmao, how/why did it get booted?

Revan343 ,

If I recall correctly, it was briefly parked on the street without an HOA parking pass while he reorganized his garage so that he’d have more space to work on it

The boot company ended up calling the cops on him for stealing their boots; “I didn’t steal them, they can have them back whenever they want” was enough that the cops just laughed at the situation and fucked off

kalpol ,

…nicoclub.com/now-with-conclusion-audi-owner-gets…

There is a copy of it, the original appears no longer available

gregorum , (edited )

So, whatever happened to the guy?

Edit: full thread (via copy paste) here, including the final resolution to the story.

big_slap ,

amazing thread lmfao

gregorum ,

Yeah, it took a while to get through, but it was worth it to get to the end!

hOrni ,

Didn’t a guy once park a tank in front of his house and told HOA if that don’t like it they can move it.

AtariDump ,
FiniteBanjo , to lemmyshitpost in HOAs suck

HOA’s have the authority to fine you and take your property in some jurisdictions, truly should be illegal.

FilterItOut ,

Yeah, that’s the part that always gets downplayed in these ‘homeowner revenge’ stories. HOAs can really fuck you over. Sometimes they get bankrupted in a lawsuit, sometimes you lose your sanity and your home.

RGB3x3 ,

Yep, they put liens on your property and can foreclose on your house from under you, without you even knowing. They can put it up on auction and sell it without informing you.

They should be illegal.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

John Oliver did an episode on this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrizmAo17Os

melpomenesclevage ,

look, hoa board have names and addresses.probably near you.

lapislazuli , to memes in Happy April 20th!

US stoners on 4/20: “What if we changed the date format to one that makes sense? Nah that wouldn’t work I’m just high”

hOrni ,

I always find it funny, that their favourite holiday is 4th of July, not July 4th.

foggy ,

Its our way of mocking the Brits.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

That’s actually the theory of the origin of the split, believe it or not, formal vs casual tone in writing and speech.

British papers would print the current date as Fifth of September or whatever, American papers would print it as December 18th. There’s exceptions in the record for both, obviously, but that’s the leading theory last I heard.

There’s also a bit about the British papers being more readily available so more people read it daily and the day was more important, versus American papers having a more rural audience where the month was more important and daily events not so much but I’m not sure I buy that one.

iiGxC ,

Iso8601 😍😍

swag_money ,
foggy , to memes in Happy April 20th!

It’s probably not on twitters archive anymore. Back in like, idk, 2011? 2013? Kenny Powers (@KFUCKINGP) tweeted the most beautiful tweet to this sentiment.

“I smoke weed when I smoke weed, bitch. Not on some fuckin day in April.”

And since it’s likely been lost to time and poor management, I wanted to share it with you all from memory.

IsThisAnAI , to lemmyshitpost in HOAs suck

Meh. There are plenty of good HOAs that make sure your neighbors aren’t assholes as well as tank property value dying stupid shit.

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

And they also pay to maintain shared services, like utilities and stormwater management. It’s not black and white.

mojo_raisin ,

There’s no need for a micro-state to accomplish these goals.

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

There has to be some entity. I won’t disagree that they get out of control, but at the foundation they serve a very specific purpose. Once again, people are the problem. Perhaps AI will take over and robots will live in the houses.

mojo_raisin ,

There has to be some entity.

Community

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

Sewer main leaks. Need to replace a 6 foot section of 8 inch line right in the middle of the road. Also need to replace the connection to the city main because the mess of baby wipes clogging it damaged it and the city says it’s unusable now. Effluent also damaged a gas line and the gas company says that needs to be replaced but they can work within the water company’s schedule. Gonna cost like 800 grand. Tell me about the community? Because that’s probably the insurance that the HOA procured who will cover the costs.

JasonDJ ,

Sewer pipes and water mains are usually owned by the city around here. Gas mains owned by the utility. I don’t understand why an HOA would come into play. Maybe if you’re talking about a triple-decker style condo and the section of pipe between the street and the property, but no way in hell is that costing 800 grand.

Dozzi92 ,
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I’m talking about subdivisions of single-family homes that requested greater density and as a giveback to the municipality remain private rights-of-way and utilities in exchange for greater density. You want to build 100 homes on 1-acre lots but the municipality has 2-acre zoning. It’s a farm so there are no utilities and you’re building it all from scratch. Municipalities will say sure you can do greater density, but you’ll create an HOA for the maintenance of utilities and for the stormwater management BMPs you have on the property, and you’ll create an operations and maintenance manual for those BMPs, and you’ll bond with the municipality in the event you fail to maintain them. That’s what HOAs are literally for, not for deciding on housing color and if you can fly a flag.

mojo_raisin ,

A functional community would not let infrastructure degrade to that point because it’s not in the interest of the community. This event you’re describing comes from greedy powerful people pushing off needed maintenance to buy a new Mercedes. The community would have systems in place to manage the infrastructure, infrastructure that could not be managed would not be built.

You’re basically asking “how would anarcho-communists deal with this huge mess made by authoritarian capitalists?”

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

Who’s paying for the maintenance? What happens in the event of an “act of God”? What is “the community” you speak of? I don’t know what this has to do with greed. Things cost money. You need to have a structure for how costs are levied amongst homeowners. I don’t get what is so difficult to understand. Would you prefer there just be a bunch of lawsuits when any little thing goes wrong?

mojo_raisin ,

If you’re in a city, these things should be taken care of by the city and state. There is no need for an additional micro-state.

hactar42 ,

As someone who lived in a neighborhood without an HOA, I completely agree with this. I had so many bad experiences with the neighborhood without the HOA. Aside from people not taking care of their yards or houses, including one person who replaced their grass with laminate tiles, there were much worse things.

There were constantly cars parked up and down the streets blocking your view and making it impossible for two cars to pass. We had two neighbors feuding over parking in front of each other’s houses. One of them decided to line the curb with cones. And the other would just leave their trash can out 24/7 blocking the curb.

I had a neighbor start a computer refurb business out of their garage. Which caught on fire at least 3 times. One time it caught on fire and there were so many cars parked on the street the firetrucks couldn’t make it to their house.

The neighborhood I live in now has the perfect balance. The HOA is run by a 3rd party who does not live in the neighborhood. And all rule changes require a meeting and at least half of the residents need to be in attendance before it can be taken to a vote. This keeps one neighbor from taking things over and turning into one of those nightmare HOAs you always hear about.

dogsoahC , to lemmyshitpost in B R E A T H E

And if you’re still experiencing stress by the end of the day… YOU’RE FIRED!

tacosanonymous ,

Mr Denholm!

ignotum ,

When the police came, and questions about discrepancies in the pension plan, did he get stressed?
No! He got up, straightened his tie, and dealt with the problem!

TimeSquirrel , to memes in Happy April 20th!
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Literally waking and baking reading this without realizing today was the day.

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