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dingus , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

Delete this

FrowingFostek , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.

ignotum ,

Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain

Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn

Schmoo ,

There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.

over_clox ,

Would be a pain? More like a pleasure…

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.

And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.

Ookami38 ,

There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.

z500 ,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

GluWu ,

So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.

CbtB ,

Making out would be amazing!

HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
OutlierBlue ,

Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.

HikingVet ,

Too lazy.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Depends on the delivery method.

  • In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.
  • In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are red.
  • In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.
  • In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.

At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷

bigkahuna1986 ,

I misread that first one as Connecticut and had to wonder what’s going on over there.

Viking_Hippie ,

Fun fact: Voyager is the official Lemmy client of Cape Canaveral. That was the final blow that killed Liftoff.

The official Lemmy client of Tampa Bay is Jerboa and, like most things that go on in Tampa, nobody knows why.

aeharding ,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

Downvotes are red in Voyager, consistent with lemmy-ui and Jerboa.

Viking_Hippie ,

So they are, gonna go ahead and correct that.

The red of Jerboa is still paler, though. I just did a side by side comparison. I’d show you, but image uploads don’t seem to be working in any client right now…

Laticauda ,

In sync you can choose to have either!

Viking_Hippie ,

Pretty sure you can customize it in most clients. I just listed the dark mode defaults in the clients I currently have installed to indicate how an orange updoot can easily be Lemmy-correct 😁

Sync’s the one that’s only for Apple devices, right?

VeganCheesecake ,
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nope, using it on Android right now. I think it’s pretty nifty.

Why so many clients? One per account?

Viking_Hippie ,

Ah ok, might check it out then 🙂

As for the many clients, I tend to try out any that I hear is good to find out which one I prefer and not uninstall the old ones 😁

Besides, sometimes it’s good to know whether an annoying bug or anti-feature is client-specific and sometimes it’s good to be able to switch when that’s the case even temporarily 😉

Whippygoatcream ,

Sync can sometimes be buggy upon new updates, but it is, by far, the best in terms of customization. AFAIK LJD is still a lone dev for the app, so understandably, there are some gaps before major updates if the app isn’t running well. He just rolled out a lot of major fixes, and I’m happier than ever. It’s definitely worth a try. There are a lot of settings to play with. Don’t just dismiss it overnight.

rickyrigatoni ,

I want upvotes to be yellow and downvotes to delete their entire instance.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Green gets no love.

Naz ,

That got a good laugh out of me, thank you

Enjoy your yellow arrow

Ironfacebuster ,

I just down voted your comment.

What does this mean?

  1. Your Lemmy instance will be permanently deleted
  2. You and your entire existence will be removed from the simulation.
  3. If you manage to bypass simulation removal then the mods will mute you for approximately 24 hours.

Can I stop this from happening?

No. Please use the following time to reflect upon yourself while your impending doom approaches.

Can you remove your downvote?

Unfortunately, once the wheels start turning, they can never stop.

I’m sorry

Too bad.

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.

Duranie ,

Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”

Son - “But I’m not hungry”

Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”

ickplant ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

I intensely dislike you right now.

Arcity ,
@Arcity@feddit.nl avatar

Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?

BeMoreCareful , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

This sounds like it would make a good nightmare.

abbadon420 , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

Would be great to loose wait. I’d never be able to eat a whole bag of crisps right after diner, ever again.

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar
li10 , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

Why the fuck would you say that

over_clox ,

Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth…

You’re welcome.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Ah, the ol dickteeth.

Zachariah , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar
Track_Shovel OP ,

Amazing

MudSkipperKisser , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

I don’t know how to recover from this

MudSkipperKisser , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

I don’t know how to recover from this

ickplant ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the thing, you don’t.

Cosmos7349 , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

That’s my secret…

I’m always hungry

Seasoned_Greetings , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls

Simplifying the most recent scroll bar feels like a huge step backwards to me. It really is the epitome of modern tech needlessly boiling down to its basic visual aspects to emulate a “clean” environment for the users.

Give me back my scroll bar texture damnit

Switorik ,

This. Holy shit is it frustrating to click a pixel wide scroll bar that is on the edge between two monitors. It’s even worse when they disappear.

aksdb ,

Not just scrollbars. Buttons, input fields, etc.

Dammit I sometimes have to search for elements I can interact with. Back in the day it was self explaining.

axsyse ,

I recently had a complaint with a website:

“Users are having trouble scrolling!”

My response:

“Are they using the scroll wheel/directly scrolling with the touchpad, or using the scroll bar?”

They were, of course, using the scroll bar. I am now somehow responsible for design choices made at the level of the browser, because browsers have decided that the scroll bar should be nigh impossible to use. Yippee.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

What really chuffs my spuds is when the application decides they want to provide their own UI rather than using the system default.

Eheran ,

UIs get worse all the time, very frustrating. Who needs contrast, right? I have good eyes and know exactly where to look. My mother? Holy shit no chance.

EyIchFragDochNur ,

Not necessarily for visibility but when i work I NEED FUCKING BORDERS FOR MY FUCKING BRAIN TO KEEP FUCKING STRUCTURE AND NOT EVERYTHING FADING OUT INTO …yeah thanks i lost the thread again

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Seriously fuck Wikipedia’s desktop redesign, I regret that I donated before the change

namingthingsiseasy ,

In case you weren’t aware, there are extensions that you can use to restore the older (better) UIs. Here are a couple:

There are probably some for other browsers as well. I don’t use them though. I instead wrote myself a tampermonkey script to change it:


<span style="color:#323232;">if (!window.location.search.contains('useskin')) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  var new_url = window.location.protocol
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      + "//" + window.location.hostname
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      + window.location.pathname;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  if (window.location.search == "") {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    new_url = new_url + "?useskin=monobook";
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  } else {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    new_url = new_url + window.location.search + "&useskin=monobook";
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  new_url = new_url + window.location.hash;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  window.location.replace(new_url);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

You can compare the available wikipedia styles on this page to see which one you like best: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Skin?useskin=mono…

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, and I do that, I just don’t think I should have to. I should be able to open the website on a fresh install and not get nauseous using it.

Theharpyeagle ,

At least on the bright side, people are becoming much more aware of accessibility. I’d argue that old sites were accessible mainly on accident due to most being restricted to fairly straightforward CSS and HTML. The advent of Javascript was a dark time…

SnipingNinja ,

I don’t think it was a pure accident as some non-accessible designs would still be possible with those limitations. IIRC scroll bars were taken from the OS back then, so if the OS didn’t have accessible design, it wouldn’t be a thing for the websites either.

namingthingsiseasy ,

It’s really depressing how often I have to turn off CSS entirely just to view a webpage. I could of course always go into the inspector and turn off the bad CSS, but Gecko-based browsers fortunately have “View -> Page Style -> No Style” which is must easier and faster.

And seriously, whoever invented the font-weight CSS property can burn in hell. Ditto for whoever decided that we should only be allowed to read light grey text on slightly lighter grey background.

kurwa ,

Browsers have an accessibility check for contrast for this reason. More devs / designers should use it.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Its the epitome of technology that as it improves some things become obsolete.

Pretty much every mouse has a scroll wheel on them now. I very seldom click on a scroll bar now. So the design has changed with that consideration in mind.

Seasoned_Greetings ,

It’s a design choice, not a question of obsolescence. If it were, we’d be talking about their decision on removing the scroll bar, not changing it.

At the very least the style change could have been optional.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

There is still a need to indicate progress when scrolling even with a mouse wheel. So scroll bars are designed with that in mind. And there is still occasion that you may want to use it to brag the bar to a specific part of a page. But this is fairly rare, because how do you know what part of a page you want to go to before you’ve seen it?

Currently on my Firefox there is indeed no scrollbar displayed. If I use my mouse wheel a thin version appears to indicate progress while scrolling. If I move my mouse to the edge of the screen a wider version appears which is easier to interface with on the rare occasion I want to do that. This is an optimal interface given the hardware I have available.

On a phone or table the scrollbar will not be interacted with my clicking on it. It only appears to indicate progress.

The old scrollbar design is obsolete. Doesn’t make any sense on touchscreens and is a waste of screen space on desktops since people have scroll wheels now.

Obsolete doesn’t mean it no longer works, a horse and carriage still functions after all. Obsolete simply means there’s more optimal options available because of improvements in technology. The scrollbar on Firefox right now is more optimal because of newer technology. The scrollbars pictured are obsolete no matter how much nostalgia you might feel for them.

Seasoned_Greetings , (edited )

My friend, obsolescence as a concept can apply to a functional necessity. Obsolescence doesn’t apply to a design choice like a texture on a window element.

If your entire point is that scroll bars aren’t necessary anymore, fine. If you’re going to type up a long winded response as to why scroll bars shouldn’t have the little lines on them anymore, you’re just being pedantic.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve explained to you the decision making process that’s used when changing UI elements. If you’re so dedicated to being a curmudgeon to learn about why technology changes, that’s your decision.

Seasoned_Greetings ,

What I’m telling you is that it’s literally a visual element. I already said, it could be optional. Professing it as some sort of inevitably of ui change is just as stubborn.

Frankly, you’re coming off quite hostile about what is literally a texture. Equating this whole line of reasoning to “this is why technology changes” feels like grandstanding to justify defending an obscure ui decision for no other reason than you just prefer it.

Which by itself is fine. You’re allowed to prefer modern design ui. It starts getting ridiculous when you decide to tell other people why their preferences are wrong.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Frankly, you’re coming off quite hostile about what is literally a texture.

So it’s acceptable for you to call me a pedant, but I’m crossing the line when I say you’re being a curmudgeon? Ok.

What I’m telling you is that it’s literally a visual element. I already said, it could be optional.

It could be, but maintaining multiple designs isn’t free. To keep them all involves additional QA and bugfixes for every release and designing an interface to allow a selecting different designs. There’s a cost to this, and why bother? As you say it’s literally a texture, not a big deal. What’s your justification for a development team to put time and effort to maintain some old designs that are no longer optimal?

And this is a microcosm of all interactions with technology. Some people simply don’t like change, even when there’s good reason for the changes. Every technological improvement no matter how big or small comes with reactions similar to yours. It’s best not to impede technological improvements to please curmudgeons, because there’s no pleasing them. You can decide to be angry over every minor improvement in technology, but that’s just deciding to be angry for petty reasons. It’s best to try to understand technological changes rather than always being angry over them.

I mean you’re still upset over a change in the look of scrollbar, even after the reasons for the changes were explained. There are much bigger changes in technology coming, not sure how you’re going to handle it if a scrollbar change bothers you.

Seasoned_Greetings ,

This conversation is really stupid. You win, the march of technology advances endlessly and changes will be made.

The beginning of this thread was a small vent that didn’t mean anything on a meme. Way to completely overblow your response there, captain verbose.

So it’s acceptable for you to call me a pedant

And lastly, yes.

Pedantic is an insulting word used to describe someone who annoys others by correcting small errors, caring too much about minor details, or emphasizing their own expertise especially in some narrow or boring subject matter.

You are being the literal dictionary definition of pedantic. If I had known you were going to write several paragraphs over how a visual preference is irrelevant because of technological advances, I wouldn’t have engaged you.

On that note, I’m done engaging you. You beat me, I’ll eventually shrivel and die preferring something you don’t agree with. I hope this incredibly unnecessary conversation gives you satisfaction, and thanks again for wasting my time to tell me that my preference doesn’t matter.

Later.

nom_nom , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls

2006 was the peak

Eheran ,

Combining 2006 and 2009 would be ideal. High contrast etc.

Hjalamanger ,
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

I actually prefer 1988, the haven’t managed to improve it at all

deegeese ,

It worked well in 1988, but in a world of dark mode UIs you can’t tell which is the highlighted area without contour shading.

Hobbes_Dent , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

This is what afflicts Boomhauer.

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