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FeetinMashedPotatoes , to memes in Glizzy gobbler

Omg that’s me

Speculater , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord
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Christians fucking hate grammar. He has risen or He is rising. Why this monstrosity?!

BiaThemis ,

I don’t think it is necessarily bad grammer, maybe it is obsolete? Keep in mind I am not a native speaker.

“Risen” in this case is not a verb but acts more like an adjective, “the one who has risen”. I always interpret sentences like this as “He is the one who has risen.”

Speculater ,
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I think the simple explanation is they suck at grammar and write “He’s risen” not recognizing the 's with the auxiliary verb means has.

MJKee9 ,

I actually think they are using “risen” as an adjective… Descriptive of a person who has risen from the dead. See, “He is fucked”

If that is the case, the grammar is fine.

Speculater ,
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They’re quoting the KJV of the Bible, it’s incorrect in modern language, but I found this:

“It’s an archaic use of English which conjugates verbs of motion with be in present perfect, in much the same way as French still does. The statement is the equivalent of “Christ has risen” and is stating a present-perfect fact.”

…stackexchange.com/…/is-he-is-risen-correct

Cheez , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

My card’s PIN is just the date when the bank reset it for me… 20 years ago.

I changed banks and I set my new card to the same PIN.

It’s sentimental at this point.

The_v ,

College e-mail password was a 6 digit non-changeable pin number on windows 95.

Guess what my phone lock screen pin is today.

moosetwin , to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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the people in the comments really do be just giving their bank passwords away

Track_Shovel OP ,

Joke’s on you. We have no money in there anyway

Szwajcer , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Present in very many cultures as well. Be it called yari, ji, iklwa or sarissa they are all long pokey sticks.

Jumi ,

Sharpening a stick regardless of length is probably one of the easiest ways to get a weapon

tdawg , to memes in Different definitions of success

All for the low low price of 1,000 USD

SternburgExport ,

All for the price of downloading mods

balderdash9 , to memes in same great taste!

My local groceries go on “sale” while still being more expensive and less quantity than a few years back

PuddingFeeling907 , to cat in Lula looking reluctant
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Hey now being the president of Brazil is hard work

charlytune , to memes in Day. Ruined.
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I trod on a slug recently while wearing socks. The slime didn’t come out in the wash. Bleeuuurrgghhhh.

lost_in_the_bewilderness ,

Gross. I’ve sat my naked butt on one… at night, on the edge of a hot tub. Worst experience ever haha.

Reverendender , to memes in Another sacrifice in the name of science

That rascally Florida Man. Up to his usual hijinks.

TheGreatePickle , to memes in Ball mill them first, for best results

Based

Hadriscus , to memes in "I simply wish to compose a completely ordinary sentence."

it composes sentences in a nonstick pan ?

Kittenstix ,

That looks like cast iron, i have never been able to get my cast completely nonstick, and I have 2 100 year old pans that are smooth as glass. I’ve tried reseasoning them 3 or 4 times, each time doing it in ways r/castiron said I was supposed to, but I do love those pans, glad they work with induction.

Hadriscus ,

wow, 100 yo pans. They must look cool

jackie_jormp_jomp ,

I bet they look like pans

PNW_Doug , to ukcasual in First Day in the UK, tested the most casual thing I could think about. Your English Breakfast is awesome!
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The differences between the classic American and English breakfasts are one of those things that make travel between the two countries so pleasing, at least for me.

Different enough from one another to feel mildly exotic, yet similar enough to make you feel (mostly) at home.

Did wonder while I was over there ages ago why no one had shown them you can fry green tomatoes too for a bit of variety. Searing a ripe one just kinda makes a mess, lol.

nandeEbisu ,

Fried green tomatoes are fairly common in the south, there’s even a movie called “Fried Green Tomatoes”

JoBo ,

We don’t really have green tomatoes here. I don’t know why.

TWeaK , to ukcasual in First Day in the UK, tested the most casual thing I could think about. Your English Breakfast is awesome!

As a connoisseur of hotel breakfasts, I can say that’s one of the best examples. Maybe a bit light on the beans, but that toast looks awesome and the bacon is cooked very well. One little sausage is a bit stingy, but then I’d have traded that in for more bacon anyway. The proof is obviously in the tasting, but I’m jealous just by looking at it!

I do prefer a Scottish breakfast, though. Perfect so long as it still includes beans (purists don’t), but the potato scone is far superior to the hash brown. I’d leave the haggis usually anyway, just like you left the black pudding here.

Kyoyeou OP ,

The Toast was so good! And the Bacon was per-fect, I love bacon like that, way more than the way I found it in the US dry as a crisp and super salty, here it had juice! it had taste!

TWeaK , (edited )

Yeah, the UK does back bacon, while the US and Canada seem to love streaky bacon. They’re both the same area IIRC, but the back bacon just includes a chunk of meat along with the streaky fat part. This can be challenging when cooking, as the fat and the meat cook at different rates. When you fry it you have to render the fat at a very low heat, then raise the heat gently to cook the meat. If you do it just right you can get crispy fat and tender, chewy meat on the same piece. Typically in commercial kitchens they just oven cook it, which is easier to achieve a more consistent result, but I love doting over them in a frying pan.

You do need to be a little careful what you buy. Most bacon is cheap and injected with brine by an automated production process, whereas Dry Cured bacon is done by hand. It’s a little more expensive, but generally much better quality. The gold standard is that one little old butcher’s shop that has an old hand crank machine to slice you fresh, thick cuts of bacon - if you find a place like this, try their pork pies, especially when they’re fresh.

rbesfe , to ukcasual in First Day in the UK, tested the most casual thing I could think about. Your English Breakfast is awesome!

Beans belong on the plate 😡

vext01 ,
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Tip them out.

erusuoyera ,

You are incorrect in more than one way.

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