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bluewing , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Not that you don’t deserve the time off - you do. But they ain’t wrong are they.

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Well don’t mind if I do…

Can’t argue with it. It’s scheduled on the calendar.

MxM111 ,

The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.

NocturnalEngineer ,

If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I’m certain you wouldn’t want to do any other days for a while.

MxM111 ,

Yes, I can see that sleep deprivation can be a problem.

nilloc ,

If it’s in the US, he’s got a long month ahead of him.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Make sure you use the company approved cumpod

m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PJovYgAFE

magnetosphere , to memes in My wife every two weeks:
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I’ve never understood this thought process. Sure, getting some stuff out of their way makes sense (like getting shoes off the floor so the cleaners can vacuum), but why clean?

Kobol ,

It's called an anxiety disorder. shame and guilt and embarrassment

They don't want others to think they're dirty/unclean/etc so they do this. It's the same reason some people won't call a handyman to fix a problem, or go to a doctor/dentist, they're afraid of someone knowing they couldn't fix or take care of themselves.

InputZero ,

More often than not I suspect that is the case, anecdotally though neighbors of mine have a different approach. They are very clean and only have a cleaner come in once every two months. They also have an immunocompromised child so slightly different situation.

One time we got to talking about it and they said it was to clean more thoroughly than they could. The cleaners come in with the expertise and more importantly the tools to make sure their house is clean enough for their child.

The really good cleaning equipment is really expensive to buy and once you’re renting it it’s not much more expensive to just pay someone to use it. They are far more well off than me, that’s for sure, but they’re not rich.

Patches ,

What really good cleaning equipment do you think your average cleaner has? A steam mop?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Ever brush your teeth just before going in for a routine dental cleaning?

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I just do that to be courteous to the dentist, so my breath isn’t gross. I know it’s still obvious that I don’t floss. I see what you’re getting at, but it isn’t quite the same.

lud ,

I just do that to be courteous to the cleaner, so my home isn’t gross.

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Instigate ,

Wait, do you go to the dentist literally just to get them to clean your teeth? As in they’re not checking for cavities or issues, they just brush and floss you and you’re on your way? That’s super weird.

I only go once a year for a checkup - they give me a clean as well, but that’s not the purpose of the visit. I’ve never met anyone who goes to the dentist just for a clean.

EurekaStockade ,

It’s more than just brushing and flossing, they grind off plaque etc. Preventative maintenance for teeth basically.

pixelscript ,

I believe your “checkup” and their “routine cleaning” are the same thing.

Lots of people (myself included) refer to it as a “cleaning” because, well, regardless of anything else, that’s what they actually do to you. I don’t know anyone who goes to a dentist just to have them look but they don’t touch. They clean you, too. That’s almost always the only physical takeaway effect of one of these visits.

Also, a dentist cleans your teeth in a way you almost certainly can’t. Their practiced hands know exactly what needs to be scraped away, and they can make informed decisions on what tool to do it with and how aggressively to not cause enamel damage. Not to mention they can, y’know, actually see what they’re doing in there. So a “simple cleaning” isn’t quite as pedestrian as it sounds. It’s not something you can fully replicate by scraping around blindly with a metal pick in your mouth.

flashgnash ,

I have never once been to a dentist and had them clean my teeth.

In the UK at least they have a look and a poke around, make sure you’ve not got any problems and send you on your way

Imgonnatrythis ,

Insert joke about British dentition here…

Patches ,

I am in the US and I’ve never had them clean either.

They bill you for that shit. It’s $50 for X-rays and poking around. If you want them to brush your teeth for you - it’s $200 and then they still want $50 for the X-rays and Poking Around Why would I pay that?

Cheesus ,

A few reasons I clean before they arrive:

  • They’re not paid great so I’d rather not inconvenience them too much and let them get into their next gig faster.
  • I don’t want them putting non dishwasher items in the dishwasher and potentially ruining them.
  • You will lose items because they’re organizing your place and will put stuff not where you expect it.
  • They tend to do a deeper clean when they’re not focusing on cleaning up the smaller stuff you can take care of yourself
magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Okay. These reasons make sense. Thanks!

MonkCanatella , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Sigh… unzips

SoggyBread , to memes in My wife every two weeks:

Imagine being rich enough to hire cleaners

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m definitely not rich.

I’m not living in a box down by the river and using a rat as a pillow either.

Both of us work, and with kids thrown into the mix, it gets chaotic around here. Cleaners are the one splurge we do, and it’s so we can spend time with our kids rather than doing chores.

brbposting ,

You should also feel bad you’re literate, ya cake eater

Track_Shovel OP ,

My rat taught me to read while I wasn’t using it as a pillow

Cataphract ,

That’s a shame, you could’ve selected the martial arts skill instead from the rat.

Bearlydave , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

…And the I put my day off in the calendar.

Asudox , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve heard it guys, time for us to jack off.

Godnroc , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Sent me to the dictionary on that one.

Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.

TseseJuer ,

what about diarrheas

db2 , to memes in My wife every two weeks:

“the cleaners are coming” said literally nobody I know. Can’t relate to this at all.

Track_Shovel OP ,

But what if you’re the cleaner, and your cumming?

BulbasaurBabu ,

Their cumming what?

kittenzrulz123 , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Seems like a sticky situation

JimVanDeventer , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

They’ve got you pegged.

gaiussabinus , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record

They absolutely knew what they were doing.

GrammatonCleric , to lemmyshitpost in I'll just be over here setting a new record
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

That capitalization choice 👨🏻‍🍳💋

Landless2029 , to memes in My wife every two weeks:

I don’t have cleaners. But the last time I saw this joke made a commenter opened OPs eyes with something along the lines of:

Imagine hiring cleaners gives you a +2 to your cleanliness level.

You start at 5. +Cleaners: 7

Clean first to get to 7 on your own? +Cleaners: 9

Also. Cleaners will start with the easy shit like dishes. If dishes are done they have to go deeper to clean harder shit. Get your money’s worth.

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