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CarbonIceDragon , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

Is it a bad thing to industrially farm the permit crabs?

explodicle , 4 months ago

Each industrially farmed crab counts as a separate bad thing, so they only excuse the next crab.

Betch , 4 months ago

There has to be some kind of loophole.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , 4 months ago

Farm them for love and not industry?

Betch , 4 months ago

That just might work!

stoicmaverick , 4 months ago

No, because then, using them off-label for bad things counts as the bad thing.

banichan , 4 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3c5753ac-97c6-40ac-9bee-2d3532f9ee38.webphttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3c19005a-c4cb-4749-845e-be294bea4d38.webp

brbposting , 4 months ago

Well, it doesn’t say facsimiles and reproductions prohibited!

wise_pancake , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

Oh great, now I’m going to spend the rest of the day thinking of all the possible bad things I could do with this permit, but ultimately fail to decide on one and let this opportunity go by…

BarrelAgedBoredom , 4 months ago

Just steal a candy bar from the corner store and immediately regret it like the rest of us

wise_pancake , 4 months ago

Wouldn’t gum or a lotto ticket be getter though? Actually they sell jerky too…

x4740N , 4 months ago

As long as you don’t live in a country that will throw you in jail for it

Blackmist , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Bottomgear

He’s not even a real hamster.

Kolanaki , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

🦀🦀🦀Anarchy!🦀🦀🦀

Tips over an empty cup

metaStatic , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

I hope this is retroactive and I can decide which thing it applies to

stoicmaverick , 4 months ago

Thank you for your interest in the proper and correct usage of the Permit Crab: It does not.

Agent641 , 4 months ago

The judge will be disappointed to hear this.

Roflmasterbigpimp , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Bottomgear

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/34678023-fe41-41af-970d-2cb292398baa.jpeg

Rai , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

BLOW IT IS

GuyFi , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in 🐰 👁️ 👄 👁️ 🐰

B e h o l d the divine might

Imgonnatrythis , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in 🐰 👁️ 👄 👁️ 🐰

Great, you’ve got me turned on now dammit.

RIP_Cheems , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

YOU TELL ME THIS NOW

FollyDolly , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in 🐰 👁️ 👄 👁️ 🐰

The longer I look at this, the worse it gets.

hperrin , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in 🐰 👁️ 👄 👁️ 🐰

Yo, dude, please mark this NSFW. I opened this in front of my coworker!

LEONHART OP , 4 months ago

I’ll be honest with you. I very nearly did. Sorry. That’s on me.

shukufuku , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

I did 1 bad thing: everything

ChicoSuave , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in 🐰 👁️ 👄 👁️ 🐰

Man, this better not awaken anything in me.

fossphi , 4 months ago

Too late

DragonTypeWyvern , 4 months ago to lemmyshitpost in APPROVED

If the bad thing you want to do has a requisite step that is also a bad thing, is that one bad thing or two?