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Excrubulent , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
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In case anyone’s unclear about how someone gets to the point that they’re blasting their gun into an empty street because an acorn fell on their car, you should learn about How Cops Are Trained to Shoot You in Your Home.

TL;DW: watch it, this is important. But also they are basically traumatised into being jumpy trigger happy motherfuckers by their sociopathic training.

user224 , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
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So, acorn fell on a car, police officer thought it was a gunshot, started firing on the car with handcuffed suspect inside, then another police officer joined the shooting.

Bodycam footage:
youtu.be/MI7YNOhAfzM
piped.video/MI7YNOhAfzM

Son_of_dad ,

“I’m hit!” Said the clown as he started dark souls rolling to evade the imaginary gunfire.

llii ,

What the fuck, you can’t even hear anything. How could there be a shot from the car without a lout sound?

Balex ,

In his partners body cam video you can hear a sound before he starts shooting. Still don’t know how you would mistake that for a gunshot, but there was at least a sound 🤷

Riven ,
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Iirc the main dude is a vet with ptsd. If my partner told me he’s hit and started shooting in a direction i would at the very least also take cover and try and figure out the situation. They had a suspect in the car so they both freaked and thought the suspect was shooting at them. Not to excuse them, and fuck whoever allowed a ptsd vet to have a job that uses a gun. He should have had more resources to help him with his ptsd and to find alternative jobs that maybe don’t trigger it like that. Cops are trained to always be on edge over here because they never know who might have a gun, it’s stupid he was allowed in.

Crikeste ,

And people use his PTSD as an excuse. Dumb fuck veteran who is scared of being killed the way he killed others opens fire in a community and is lucky he didn’t murder an innocent person.

Piece of shit veteran dumb fucks. Take your PTSD to the psych ward, murderer.

Corkyskog ,

Military PTSD should disqualify you from being an armed cop. Go get a job that’s not life and death.

TIMMAY , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

this meme brought to you by ifunny.co

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
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I really think we need to investigate Ikea. Do you hear what they do with acorns? Or at least what acorns can become?

You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

MelodiousFunk ,
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You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

No… but you probably just aroused a few dozen ammosexuals.

BackOnMyBS ,
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You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

Yeah, from 15 yards away, but I missed, so I went to the hospital and insisted that I was shot.

surewhynotlem , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

What we need is an American flag with a big acorn in the middle to counteract all those thin blue line flags.

Track_Shovel OP ,
surewhynotlem ,

That’s fantastic!

PanoptiDon , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
Zink ,

Whoo I’m really scared! No, don’t, don’t! There’s a…a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!!!

How did I not already think of the connection? Here’s hoping for a lot more memes featuring Val Kilmer.

xx3rawr , to lemmyshitpost in Musical Genius

Ok but will he catboy though?

ikidd , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
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Screw giving guns to teachers; they should have a pocketful of acorns to toss. Next gunman won’t have a chance.

Aceticon , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Now is not a good time to be a squirrel in America…

yamapikariya , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
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Ew, ifunny

uis , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

At least they didn’t find paper cup.

Hailstorm8440 , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

Can somebody explain the joke

weax ,

A cop recently mistook an acorn hitting his car for the sound of a gun firing at him from the handcuffed, searched, man inside the car. Officer then proceeded to do a double combat roll, scream “IM HIT”, and unload two magazines into the car with the handcuffed man inside.

Hailstorm8440 ,

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match , to memes in who is gonna save you from Deez nutz
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acornposting is an excellent meme, weird to think I’ve only seen it on lemmy

flambonkscious , to memes in who is gonna save you from Deez nutz

This is excellent!

ricecooker , to lemmyshitpost in intent

I hope Nintendon’t

Remember that tagline from the 90s? “She’s does what Nintendon’t”?!

I can’t remember what they were doing, maybe allowing blood in Street Fighter 2 and Kortal Kombat but by MK2 Nintendo changed their mind

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