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fossphi , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound

What the frick is happening in this image?

perishthethought ,

AI generated, I assume

Lenny ,

This is definitely photoshop. That’s Simon Cowell on the phone.

kbotc ,

“Saint Javelin”

One of the original Ukraine fundraisers back when the war started.

Siegfried ,

When russia still had tanks to javelinize… now is cheaper to just drop a deone and go home.

Anyway, each javeline apparently cost as much as a regular sized apartment in my city

smuuthbrane , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why, is he on the payroll of Big Doctor??

hperrin , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3

One fish, two fish. Three fish: poo fish.

Track_Shovel OP ,

/thread

BoxerDevil , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound

But it probably wasn’t an apple. More likely to be a pomegranate

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound
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Gork , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound

Nobody suspects the Pope. This is what makes him so dangerous.

PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in No pets

We should really have a spelunking agency go around closing off these “no room to turn around” passageways because as fun as these caver types are personally, they’re also the kind of morons who see a very obviously dangerous hole off the recommended path and think “LEZZDOIIIIIIIIT!” Basically most of the cast of “As Above So Below”, “What’s that, this supposed passageway to hell is shifting in ways to reveal passages that are unknown even to this expert catacomb guide despite his tag being on the walls? LET’S KEEP GOING!”

Track_Shovel OP ,

Abandoned mine explores too. Hey! Arsenic water and 100 year old dynamite! Geotechnical hazards! LETS GOOOOOO

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Like the guy in Cerro Gordo?

Agent641 ,

YOOOO whats up dingleberries its ya boy Ser Sploresalot, and today we’re dry-panning for gemstones in Wittenoom gorge!

Blackmist ,

I like to imagine the horror of going down an “unexplored” hole, being unable to turn around or back out, and crawling face first into the previous explorer’s boots.

LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in No pets

okay but what if I’m only going to stay there 24 hours and then die? Do I still have to pay for a whole month?

Matty_r ,
@Matty_r@programming.dev avatar

Please arrange a professional clean prior to vacating or we will arrange our own and the cost will be forwarded to you. Thanks.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

But I’m not vacating my cozy nook after I die. Do you still require tenants to pay rent when dead?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Plus security deposit. We’re going to need to hire security for the crowd that will gather outside when we pull out your corpse.

Wogi ,

Ummm…

They never pulled him out. He’s still in there buried in concrete.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Believe it or not, he also never paid rent.

Wogi ,

Upset your landlord with this one neat trick!!

ihavenopeopleskills , to noncredibledefense in Target locked. Smite inbound.
@ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social avatar

/m/whoosh

Reference?

Wirrvogel , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in No pets

The story about a man stuck in a cave that gave me nightmares forever, after watching the video, this new story can’t hurt me anymore:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnI_oZKxzl0
Watch it, the way the story is told is great, a classic! 10/10 nightmares, will watch again!

Edit: I was made aware that the video plagiarised heavily an article by someone else, so I leave the link to the original work here too: mentalfloss.com/…/1925-cave-rescue-that-captivate…

Mago ,

Just FYI, that whole video is plagiarised from an article written by someone else.

Wirrvogel ,

The video credits an article in its description and its author: mentalfloss.com/…/1925-cave-rescue-that-captivate… Is it this one?

SuperApples ,
@SuperApples@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but the video has been deleted and reuploaded several times after been called out.

Wirrvogel ,

I edited my comment and added the original article. Again, thanks for pointing out the problem, really appreachiate it!

SuperApples ,
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For any cave dweller who haven’t seen it, here’s Hbomberguy talking about the history of this video and it’s plagiarism, as @Mago alluded to. piped.video/watch?v=yDp3cB5fHXQ&t=5071 (if the timecode doesn’t work, it’s arond the 1:24~25 mark.

MECHAGIC , to lemmyshitpost in No pets
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Is this hussein?

Wogi ,

No that guy is a med student. For what it’s worth he really really really wants to get out of there.

spirinolas ,

Actually, he seems to be at peace with it now.

Jesus christ, I’m horrible.

I’ll see myself out…unlike others.

Holy mother of God…

SpiderShoeCult ,

my good fellow, you just won 2 internets! congratulations!

Cort ,

2 internets? Are they on floppies or CD-ROMs?

SpiderShoeCult ,

5-inch floppies!

spirinolas ,

That’s what happens when all the blood flows to your head.

  • cringe *
spirinolas ,

I wasn’t even trying. Just trying to keep my head down.

Aaw fuck…

Fades ,

search ‘nutty putty cave’

remotedev ,

No, I don’t think I will

Vilian , to books in Bookmark

that’s actually smart

books , to lemmyshitpost in No pets

Just seeing this image gives me anxiety at a whole different level

Rayuza ,

This happened. Look up nutty putty cave incident. Very sad story

banazir , to books in Bookmark
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Libraries love this one little trick.

Jake_Farm , to lemmyshitpost in Edge of Tomorrow
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Do you think the Ground Hog was also reliving the same day, over and over?

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