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Cexcells , to memes in Well that sucks

Texas, yawn. Anyways.

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in Ides of March

You’d have to treat the senators as a mob (swarm of humanoids) in order for that to make sense, as humans don’t have things like Pack Tactics.

pooberbee , to lemmyshitpost in Ides of March

So he’s definitely dead?

Etterra ,

Well if not then he’ll probably turn up again in Rome on the Day of Prophecy - February 31st.

LainTrain , to lemmyshitpost in Ides of March

I wish I understood any of this DnD stuff haha like how is HP even calculated?

tubaruco ,

i only know about pathfinder so i coul be wrong (though they are very similar)

you get a

1- base hp from ur race,

2- then add a base hp from class + constitution modifier

then repeat 2 for every extra level you get

so he should probably have more than 60 hp, as im pretty sure fighters get more than 10 hp per level (considering he has decent constitution)

Neato ,
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You have 6 stats, Constitution is one of them. Your class dictates what size is die you use for HP on level up.

So a fighter uses a d10 so at level 1 he’d get the max of 10 plus constitution. Let’s say 3 since he’s thicc. So he starts with 13.

Then every time you level up you roll your hit die and add your constitution. So at level 2 the fighter rolls 1d10, let’s say he rolled a 7. Then add constitution of 3 for a total of 10. So at level 2 the fighter will have 23 hp.

DSkou7 ,

You start with base HP at level 1. Every time you level up, you roll a die (which die is determined by what class you are playing) and add your constitution modifier.

Maalus ,

Each class has a specific dice they throw to determine how much health is added each level up. Thus, a wizard gets less than a fighter or barbarian. There is also a stat called constitution that impacts HP in a positive or negative way.

So Caesar, as a 10th level fighter, would get a bunch of health from levelling up over and over from the experience gained fighting.

AC is armor class. It determines how hard someone is to hit / wound. Someone with plate armor has a higher armor class, than someone in a toga. Here, Caesar is frail and old, he lost dexterity, which is a stat that helps armor class. Making him easier to hit. 9 AC is really low, basically anyone can get a hit in. Imagine if he was wearing full plate though, those senators wouldn’t be able to do anything to him.

They each need to roll a 20 sided dice, which with bonuses, needs to be 9 or higher for them. The bonuses come from someones strength, dexterity, whether they know how to use a dagger, etc. A guy who stabs people all the time will have an easier time hitting Caesar, than a senator who was peer pressured into stabbing him.

1d4 means “one dice throw of a four sided dice”. Which is a “triangular” dice with numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 on it. It determines how many hit points are taken away if they hit and wound Caesar (along with any bonuses to damage they might have for being stronger, more dextreus etc.)

Each round, everyone gets to make a move, and a round represents around 6 seconds irl. So here, they calculated out the fact that Caesar has a lot of HP, so the geezers in the senate need to do a lot of damage in this first round, to instantly kill Caesar.

To put this damage into perspective, getting hit by lightning is 2d10 (two throws of a 10 sided die, maximum 10 each, maximum 20 overall). So the senate stabbed him so much, that it counts as a little over 3 lightning strikes hitting you at the same time, in the most devastating way possible. For more context, a random commoner is around 8 HP.

azulavoir ,

It depends on which lightning, to be fair. “Lightning Bolt” is 8d6 (it’s my current character’s favorite spell)

Maalus ,

Lightning bolt is a spell, I meant lightning as in regular lightning, which is 2d10

Kalkaline ,
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You can’t just spam lightning bolt

Revan343 ,

You can if there are 60 of you know know it

OsaErisXero ,

Each class has what's called a Hit Die which determines how much HP a character accrues per level. At level 1, the character gets (typically) their full Hit Die plus their Constituion (Con) modifier ((##-10)/2, so 8 is -1, 14 is 2, etc). From there, Hit Die can be rolled as the character levels up or you can take the average for the HD, and add Con to that. So in this case, they're suggesting that Caesar, a 10th level Fighter (d10 hit die) would have on average 60HP total, though this would require them to have 'rolled' their level 1 HP pool (average of 5, plus a Con modifier of 1)

EDIT: that'll teach me to not refresh before finishing the post lol

deegeese , to lemmyshitpost in Ides of March

I expect high INT and CHA for a general sizing political power, but for someone who didn’t do much personal fighting, why should CON and DEX be boosted?

MDKAOD , to memes in Well that sucks

This is dumb, Texas is the swinging capital of the US.

fhek , to memes in Well that sucks

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doom_and_gloom , (edited ) to memes in Well that sucks
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  • BigBananaDealer ,
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    last time a state tried to secede a civil war broke out

    w2tpmf ,

    People who say this shit don’t care about history. Or facts. Or consequences.

    There’s no higher purpose for them than being edgy on the Interne.

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  • KillingTimeItself ,

    “chill bro, project 2025 is just edgy humor, we aren’t trying to overthrow democracy. We’re just being satirical. It’s all ironic.”

    DAMunzy ,

    Y’allQaeda is not something to encourage

    Theharpyeagle ,

    Texas makes up nearly half of the US’s domestic oil production, no way in hell they’d ever let that go.

    RIP_Cheems , to lemmyshitpost in My Monday was rough
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    Cheers bruh, I’ll drink to that.

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Me too. Glad this fucking week is over

    nifty , to memes in Well that sucks
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    I don’t understand, why not just mandate that parents should implement parental controls or something instead of blocking it for everyone? I think this is more the religious right agenda in action. Edit: not what pornhub did, but what TX was trying to do

    captainlezbian ,

    Because they oppose porn for everyone

    acetanilide ,

    Except the gay porn, for themselves

    captainlezbian ,

    They oppose that too. Many are the Anthony Comstock type

    theangryseal ,

    What a knob.

    acetanilide ,

    The whole biography was yikes and somehow got worse with every line

    captainlezbian ,

    Yeah he’s a real son of a bitch. And his legacy still haunts us.

    lolcatnip ,

    That motherfucker singlehandedly proved that free speech in the US is a myth.

    Madison420 ,

    That’s likely what they wanted and pornhub said “no, were not spending money to implement your fascist bullshit, instead no porn for you. Good luck.”

    The murder and rape rate are about to skyrocket in Texas sadly enough.

    ohlaph ,

    I thought the same thing when I read that. I mean, there are other porn sites, but it’ll still drive up sexual assault.

    Madison420 ,

    Pornhub will lead the way, it’s extra cost and no business wants that shit.

    mostNONheinous ,

    They already had 26,000 rape related pregnancies, just 26,000 rape related pregnancies, NOT 26,000 total rapes.

    ohlaph ,

    Texas needs to control people because they believe in small government. How else do you display freedom and amall government other than restricting rights and punishing people? /s

    exocrinous ,

    Yes, this is part of their strategy to implement small government by controlling what hormones people can put in their bodies and whether they can have an abortion. The mandatory genital inspections for kids are also part of their small government initiative.

    Default_Defect ,
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    Remember when “penis inspection day” was just a dumb joke on the internet and not an imminent possibility?

    exocrinous ,

    I really like the penis inspection day joke, because it constructs a narrative of systemic rape culture that would have easily been normalised if it were real, and draws attention to the normalisation. It gets people thinking about rape culture without even noticing that they’re thinking. And thereby vaccinates people against normalisation of systemic rape. I believe the shitposters who laughed at penis inspection day memes are more likely to understand the absurdity of actual anti-trans legislation.

    Sauvandu60 , to memes in Well that sucks

    And nothing of value is lost.

    MonkderZweite , to memes in Well that sucks

    TIL El Dorado really exists.

    RIP_Cheems , to memes in Well that sucks
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    “You have failed the vibe check.”

    AFC1886VCC , to memes in Well that sucks

    I will crank one out on behalf of my Texan friends tonight. The ones who don’t know how to bypass this, that is

    ohlaph ,

    I will proxybate as well.

    INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

    We are all not from Texas on this here day

    aggelalex , to linuxmemes in For optimal learning experience, it's recommended to do this on a GNU/Linux system.

    If you still have open ports, you’re not working hard enough

    tsugu OP ,
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    See, this guy is a true hustler. There are indeed 65 636 ports, and an unused port is a useless port.

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