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Zachariah , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
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Track_Shovel OP ,

Amazing

li10 , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

Why the fuck would you say that

over_clox ,

Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth…

You’re welcome.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Ah, the ol dickteeth.

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
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abbadon420 , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

Would be great to loose wait. I’d never be able to eat a whole bag of crisps right after diner, ever again.

BeMoreCareful , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

This sounds like it would make a good nightmare.

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.

Duranie ,

Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”

Son - “But I’m not hungry”

Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”

ickplant ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

I intensely dislike you right now.

Arcity ,
@Arcity@feddit.nl avatar

Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?

HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
OutlierBlue ,

Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.

HikingVet ,

Too lazy.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Depends on the delivery method.

  • In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.
  • In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are red.
  • In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.
  • In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.

At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷

bigkahuna1986 ,

I misread that first one as Connecticut and had to wonder what’s going on over there.

Viking_Hippie ,

Fun fact: Voyager is the official Lemmy client of Cape Canaveral. That was the final blow that killed Liftoff.

The official Lemmy client of Tampa Bay is Jerboa and, like most things that go on in Tampa, nobody knows why.

aeharding ,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

Downvotes are red in Voyager, consistent with lemmy-ui and Jerboa.

Viking_Hippie ,

So they are, gonna go ahead and correct that.

The red of Jerboa is still paler, though. I just did a side by side comparison. I’d show you, but image uploads don’t seem to be working in any client right now…

Laticauda ,

In sync you can choose to have either!

Viking_Hippie ,

Pretty sure you can customize it in most clients. I just listed the dark mode defaults in the clients I currently have installed to indicate how an orange updoot can easily be Lemmy-correct 😁

Sync’s the one that’s only for Apple devices, right?

VeganCheesecake ,
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nope, using it on Android right now. I think it’s pretty nifty.

Why so many clients? One per account?

Viking_Hippie ,

Ah ok, might check it out then 🙂

As for the many clients, I tend to try out any that I hear is good to find out which one I prefer and not uninstall the old ones 😁

Besides, sometimes it’s good to know whether an annoying bug or anti-feature is client-specific and sometimes it’s good to be able to switch when that’s the case even temporarily 😉

Whippygoatcream ,

Sync can sometimes be buggy upon new updates, but it is, by far, the best in terms of customization. AFAIK LJD is still a lone dev for the app, so understandably, there are some gaps before major updates if the app isn’t running well. He just rolled out a lot of major fixes, and I’m happier than ever. It’s definitely worth a try. There are a lot of settings to play with. Don’t just dismiss it overnight.

rickyrigatoni ,

I want upvotes to be yellow and downvotes to delete their entire instance.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Green gets no love.

Naz ,

That got a good laugh out of me, thank you

Enjoy your yellow arrow

Ironfacebuster ,

I just down voted your comment.

What does this mean?

  1. Your Lemmy instance will be permanently deleted
  2. You and your entire existence will be removed from the simulation.
  3. If you manage to bypass simulation removal then the mods will mute you for approximately 24 hours.

Can I stop this from happening?

No. Please use the following time to reflect upon yourself while your impending doom approaches.

Can you remove your downvote?

Unfortunately, once the wheels start turning, they can never stop.

I’m sorry

Too bad.

FrowingFostek , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.

ignotum ,

Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain

Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn

Schmoo ,

There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.

over_clox ,

Would be a pain? More like a pleasure…

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.

And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.

Ookami38 ,

There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.

z500 ,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

GluWu ,

So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.

CbtB ,

Making out would be amazing!

dingus , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

Delete this

Donkter , to lemmyshitpost in Ides of March

IDK if this is how it works in 5e, but in Pathfinder, if you have a negative bonus to the main state of the weapon, you get -1/2 on your damage roll. Meaning in theory it could take any number of low level humans to kill someone if they rolled poorly.

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Yes this is basically how 5e D&D works. Wouldn’t know about pathfinder

Gakomi , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Ides of March

I think some people have too much time to waste

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I’d rather have this individual be doing whatever this is instead of trying to debunk the ISS or whatever

nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

how could you tell op was polish?

Gakomi ,

I didn’t my auto correct is in my native language and decided to do me dirty :))

Stern , to lemmyshitpost in Ides of March
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

No extra sneak attack damage?

cottonmon ,
@cottonmon@lemmy.world avatar

I guess the guy doesn’t consider roman senators to be rogues. Probably gave advantage for the surprise attack though.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

What the hell does he consider them then? Bards? They’re politicians at least one of them had to be a rogue.

Warl0k3 ,

They’d probably just take ranks in Noble or Politician, assuming 3.5 backgrounds.

bradorsomething , to memes in Well that sucks

Don’t sex with texas.

thatguydude ,

sextas

AFallingAnvil ,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Petition to refer to this event as Sexit

Safipok , to memes in Well that sucks

For people who says banning porn increases rape. That really feels like correlation not causation.

Armenia for example is 4th country in terms of least rape SourceYet they ban pornography. World population review. Another would be Turkmenistan.

Firipu ,
@Firipu@startrek.website avatar

Big difference between reported rape and actual rape.

That being said, I hope for Turkmenistan and Armenia these numbers are for actual rape, good on them if it’s low.

Safipok ,

Yes, I agree generalisation is bad. But, I wanted to raise a counterpoint to what everyone here was saying. The end goal for the betterment of all of us is still no rape (hopefully one day).

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Both countries have strong social constructs which imo will decrease the possibilities for potential rapists to act on their urges. It is imo not that the numbers of potential rapists is lower.

What I doubt much more is that banning porn will significantly reduce actual porn consumption.

Firipu ,
@Firipu@startrek.website avatar

Egypt is lowest on the rape list. There is a huge stigma to report a rape in Egypt. From what I gather, nobody trusts the Egyptian numbers.

My gut tells me the situation is similar in both Armenistan and Turkmenistan. Punishment for rape might be severe, but very likely the social pressure on the victims is also immense.

EmperorHenry , to memes in Well that sucks
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Maybe we should cool it with the ban-hammer on stuff and people alike, huh?

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

Ban this Texan!

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

Ban this Texan!

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe the Texan government shouldn’t pass stupid laws.

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