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myster0n , to memes in YARRR

Well, Ubisoft, you should be comfortable not owning my money then. Lead by example.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Smooth
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.

“Hey, ladies, ever see a guy with two sets of testicles?”

goldenbough ,

He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.

goldenbough ,

He’s coming

He’s coming

He’s coming

Caffeine ,

Did I mention his four nuts? Well, he also has four dicks.

Aremel ,

That motherfucker had like…30 god damn dicks.

Daqu ,

Wanna see my sixpack?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Imagine the clean up. Christ.

ZILtoid1991 ,

I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.

gamermanh ,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

[Let me lay it on the line

He had 2 on the vine

I mean, 2 sets of testicles

so divine

](youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48)

harry315 , to lemmyshitpost in Smooth

I’ve got questions I’m too afraid of knowing the answer

Zikeji ,
@Zikeji@programming.dev avatar

You don’t?

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Trout populations
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Are you kidding? We have to think of the economy first. This will really affect trading tomorrow morning.

mihnt ,

trout are the economy

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

This is "I already got my trout, screw everyone with no trout" mentality

Colonel_Panic_ ,

Won’t SOMEBODY think of the CEOs and shareholders!!!

Track_Shovel OP ,

Someone please think of the shareholders

BoxerDevil , to lemmyshitpost in Trout populations

Yeah, the trout would be the least of our worries.

RmDebArc_5 , to memes in YARRR
@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works avatar

But that shouldn’t be a problem as you have to be okay with not owning your games, so you shouldn’t even care if I pirate them

MewtwoLikesMemes , to memes in YARRR
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

WEIGH THE ANCHOR, RAISE THE SAILS

drunkosaurus ,

I believe the official literature says "hoist".

downpunxx , to lemmyshitpost in I want to speak to the meat manager

Please don't call him that

TheObviousSolution , to memes in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...
@TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee avatar

Replace ISP with VPN, if you use them.

EmperorHenry , to memes in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Use Mullvad, iVPN or Proton and they really won’t see what you’re doing

with Mullvad and iVPN, be sure to use the quantum encryption. And to help obscure your traffic with proton, be sure to use a proxy that has around 50% to 60% usage. That way anyone who tries to use a quantum computer to break the encryption on a proton VPN proxy is going to see everyone else’s traffic using that proxy as well as you. There would be a lot of shit to go through even if they use a quantum computer.

p1mrx ,

So your threat model assumes an actor with a quantum computer capable of breaking RSA, but not a regular computer capable of filtering by IP address?

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

filtering by IP address how?

the IP address of your modem? Well your ISP will easily be able to tell whether or not you’re using a VPN. And I guess at that level if someone used a quantum computer on your modem’s connection from the modem to the proxy, then yeah, they’d probably be able to evesdrop as long as they have access to the lines from your house to the hub of your local ISP and the VPN you’re using doesn’t have quantum-safe encryption.

If you’re in a position where you’d need to worry about a corporation or government using a quantum computer to get into your shit you’ve got bigger problems.

From what I understand, it requires a fuck-ton of electricity to run a quantum PC and they’d need to use even more electricity on top of that to keep it cool in a refrigerated room at sub-zero temperatures.

But that’s only what all the tech-companies making them are currently saying. There’s probably more advanced stuff that they’re keeping secret. We’ll never know until another whistleblower sacrifices their entire life to tell the world about it.

p1mrx ,

A VPN encrypts traffic between your device and the VPN server, and any packet on that path includes your IP address. So anyone attempting to decrypt your VPN traffic can trivially distinguish your packets from other users of the VPN server.

neutronst4r ,

Absolutely no one is using quantum computers to brute force encryption, stop the fear mongering.

You999 ,

A VPN is only a single end point just like your ISP meaning you are only shifting the problem to your VPN provider who admittedly is more trustworthy than your ISP but you are still putting an immense amount of trust into a single point of failure.

If you truly want to hide from your ISP or really anyone, your only options are to use TOR or I2P where your traffic is encrypted and tumbled through multiple servers.

nytrixus , to memes in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...

incognito browsing has been proven to not be as private as it seems.

Humorless4483 , to memes in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...

As someone who hosts my own dns server I can confirm that I can see everything that is accessed but the not the whole url, I can see the base url like if you access YouTube, I’ll see that you pinged YouTube.com, what you received exactly I don’t know but I can tell that you went on YouTube.

protput ,

Try hosting a firewall.

Humorless4483 ,

You mean something like opnsense ?

peteypete420 , to memes in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...

I always thought private browsing was just so all the porn content doesn’t stay in search history’s and the address bar doesn’t auto fill fatasshonkeybabes.com if my grandmother sits down to look at her Facebooks.

phorq ,

Why are you hogging all the hot singles in your area to yourself? Sharing is caring!

protput ,

That is exactly what it is.

Rediphile ,

And it was always clearly stated as such. It’s absurd that anyone was upset by this. I have yet to find a single user on here who did not properly understand what it was for, or at least none willing admit to being that dumb.

Patches , (edited )

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  • EmpathicVagrant ,

    I’ve never used Linux and don’t even understand it so that last part’s not quite true anymore.

    ReakDuck ,

    I saw a lot of normal people who just didnt want reddit anymore. So here are a lot of non tech savy people too without even knowinng Linux.

    ReakDuck ,

    I saw a lot of normal people who just didnt want reddit anymore. So here are a lot of non tech savy people too without even knowinng Linux.

    sgtskully ,

    Very non tech savvy person here, that is just a normie reddit refugee. I know what Linux is, but have never really worked with it. Don’t have an opinion about it. I recently installed a pi hole in my home network by following step by step instructions. That’s the most techy stuff I ever did in my life and I would have never dared to try it, if I hadn’t read a comment on lemmy that linked an easy introduction into working with raspberry pis.

    szczuroarturo ,

    Have you tried because of lemmy? Or was it something you flirted with before. Because your post do scream im secretly a technical person

    sgtskully ,

    I did know of pi hole before, but had no idea how to even start to set it up. Without the instructions I wouldn’t have tried it.

    MrBusiness ,

    Can a fellow non tech savvy person get that link please?

    sgtskully ,

    I did not save the site and it was in my native language, so probably not even useful to you. Sorry

    Try searching yourself or ask around on lemmy. I assure you, it is worth it.

    LemmyKnowsBest ,

    Everybody knows the deal. We just like to keep joking about it, as we see above in the OP meme.

    TankovayaDiviziya , (edited )

    Private browsing in Google Chrome will not store your browsing data locally into your computer; but Google will still keep that data in their own records.

    cyberpunk007 , to memes in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...

    At a minimum this meme maker has no idea how TLS, browsers, cookies, or DNS work.

    SapphironZA ,

    Um, if you use their DNS they do. Some ISPs force that in fact.

    TexMexBazooka ,

    No, a lot will default to that, but they can’t force you to use any particular dns server. I mean they can, buts a fcc violation at that point I believe

    SapphironZA ,

    It became legal when the Trump administration got rid of net neutrality legislation.

    This is why it is so important to get it back, but the current administration is dragging their feet.

    TexMexBazooka , (edited )

    …no, it didn’t. ISPs can’t just block access to specific dns servers Willy nilly. They can slow down specific dns servers of their choice but there’s literally no incentive to do so. Your individual dns traffic isn’t that important I promise.

    SapphironZA ,

    They do worse than block it, the redirect it to their own servers.

    And the data is worth it at volume. They have hundreds of thousands of users, along with the region they are in, as well as data on what websites they visit.

    Advertisers have and continue to pay for that data.

    TexMexBazooka , (edited )

    They don’t have any reason to redirect it. They can see your dns queries either way,

    cyberpunk007 ,

    Never had an ISP firewall my DNS. Not sure what country you live in, but it sounds like China at that rate.

    SapphironZA ,

    It’s usually ISP specific.

    Some ISPs in the USA and Germany have been doing it. This is why DNS over HTTPs exists to bypass those blocks.

    cyberpunk007 ,

    I always thought they exist because privacy. Regular old DNS requests are not encrypted so even if you send a request to 9.9.9.9 your ISP can still see it.

    Username ,

    How can the ISP force their dns? They can’t know where you got the destination ip from.

    cyberpunk007 ,

    They could technically just drop and traffic over port 53 that is not destined to their own DNS servers. But that’s china level shit. I’ve never seen an ISP control this in North America.

    Aganim ,

    That is where DNS over TLS and DNS over HTTPS come in. 🙂

    cyberpunk007 ,

    Yes of course.

    SapphironZA ,

    They can also redirect that traffic to their own DNS servers, so you think you are using 3rd party DNS, when you are actually still using theirs. This became legal when the Trump administration got rid of net neutrality legislation.

    OpenDNS has an article on how to test if your ISP is doing it. …opendns.com/…/227988727-How-can-I-tell-if-my-ISP…

    hatedbad ,

    TLS doesn’t encrypt the host name of the urls you are visiting and DNS traffic is insanely easy to sniff even if you aren’t using your ISPs service.

    cyberpunk007 ,

    Yeah, my point exactly.

    Zerush , (edited ) to memes in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

    Only in Chrome? In every browser using private mode, private mode only delete the local storage (wbSQL, Serviceworkers, cookies, cache, etc), no other things, it hide nothing, for webpages which log you (or the search engine you use, AI and some other extensions which you use in "private"mode) it’s irrelevant if you use private or normal mode. It’s a very frecuent missconcept to believe that the private mode is the same as anonym browsing, simple extensions, like Cookie Autodelete or SiteBleacher do exactly the same as browsing in private mode, but with the feature that you can partial or full whitelist the pages where private mode isn’t needed.

    More or less Private only if you use VPN, SPN, MPR, Snowflake or at least a proxie.

    Sunny OP ,

    I only mentioned chrome due to the recent shenanigans with their “incognito mode”.

    Zerush ,
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

    Well, all browser have incognito or private mode, it’s nothing special. Vivaldi in this moment has released in the last snapshot an inbuild MPR in test, this will be a real private incognito mode.

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