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basxto , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I actually like 1988.

ULS ,

It’s definitely the superior scroll bar.

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.

Duranie ,

Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”

Son - “But I’m not hungry”

Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”

ickplant ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

I intensely dislike you right now.

Arcity ,
@Arcity@feddit.nl avatar

Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?

BigDaddySlim , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
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Track_Shovel OP ,
pseudo , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls
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2001-2006 the golden age of scrollbars.

FrowingFostek , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.

ignotum ,

Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain

Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn

Schmoo ,

There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.

over_clox ,

Would be a pain? More like a pleasure…

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.

And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.

Ookami38 ,

There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.

z500 ,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

GluWu ,

So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.

CbtB ,

Making out would be amazing!

HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

There would definitely be sexual implications

ickplant ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dnn ,

Never blow someone while hungry!

hark , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

I like 1998 the most. Easy on the eyes and doesn’t distract from the content that would appear on the side, but has enough pop to indicate that it can be interacted with.

Psythik ,

For me it’s the XP scrollbars that do it for me, cause I was sick and tired of the BSoDs I got during the Win9x era (especially in WinMe). I couldn’t wait to get a PC with the newer OS as a teen. It was considerably more stable for me (especially after SP2).

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  • Demdaru ,

    I loved and I still do love Win 7. Only Windows edition I bought. But XP was solid as a rock, that’s true… … …I still miss Aero though. :(

    jerrythegenius , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
    @jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks I hate it

    mvirts , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

    The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.

    witty_username , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

    Spot the Brit?
    Not sure which other countries have 3y bachelor’s degrees and will let you do a PhD without a master’s degree and also have 3y doctorate degrees

    Korne127 ,
    @Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

    6 semester for a Bachelor’s degree is pretty common…

    witty_username ,

    Yes and that addresses only one of the three parts of my statement

    robotica ,

    Classic internet move

    Korne127 ,
    @Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes and that addresses only one of the three parts of my statement

    Yes I know… But why should I address the parts I agree with?

    neuropean ,

    Not usually for STEM in America, but we also don’t require a masters degree for PhD.

    Still for most people in my program, it was 4 years of undergrad, followed by 2-4 years in a lab, then 5-7 years for a PhD, then another 2-5 years for post-doc, then finally get hired.

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    Assuming you get hired after “only” your first postdoc:-). Some people do two or even three of those (though two longer ones can take more time overall than three shorter ones). And yet you hear of people that manage it even then, especially if there is even a temporary upswing somewhere e.g. a “cluster hire”.

    These days it seems difficult to speak of what is “standard” b/c the rules seem to have changed radically since the Tea Party rose to power, and rather than things returning to “normal” after the various recessions semi-recently, they instead seem to be shifting to an entirely different state altogether.

    It is so bad that a huge fraction of people getting PhDs won’t find jobs in the same specialty area - e.g. physics has been notorious for this for decades already, even though someone trained in that rigorous discipline often has little trouble moving to another area where they are often in high demand:-).

    DrBob ,

    The length/number of post-docs scales directly with your start up costs.

    Need a computer and a desk? You can go on the market right after your PhD or one post-doc. Need seven figures of equipment plus animal space? Don’t expect to get a job until you’re pushing forty.

    Committees want to see a strong funding track record before they make that kind of investment

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    Meh, would it not depend more on the saturation of the field? Like a physicist may literally only need a computer and desk (and a small salary, supported by teaching), while a biologist might need lets say contracting funds to do DNA sequencing, and yet even in that scenario the latter might still find a job more readily than the former? Though heavily influenced by factors such as willingness to move to elsewhere especially another country.

    Additionally which (sub-)field someone is in has implications for how readily available even small amounts of funds are, especially if the various committees are using the hiree to obtain funds from a known source?

    Canopyflyer ,

    Where do you need a Masters to attain a PhD? Honest question, I just never heard of it before.

    My wife attained her MD/PhD from the University of Chicago/Pritzker and does not have a Masters. She’s on the MD/PhD committee for her university and they do not require anything other than a BS in the field of study.

    With that said, it probably isn’t much of a stretch to just get a Masters in the way to a PhD.

    Me? I’m depriving some poor village of its idiot. I have a BS and that’s it.

    Please_Do_Not ,

    Definitely depends on the field. Most “humanities” studies require a masters first, although for that reason many PhD programs include the step of getting your masters so it can all be done as a single track. So still a standard ~6 year program but you get both, masters after the first 3 and then PhD after 3 more. I’ve only ever run with folks in humanities I’m realizing, so I didn’t even realize there were PhDs you could get without a masters

    DrBob ,

    But to his point the UK is the place I know that will take a three year undergrad for a PhD program.

    beerclue ,

    In the EU it’s usually like that. 3 years for a bachelor’s, 2 years for a master’s, only then you can start pursuing a phd.

    I graduated in 2005, and back then we had a different system, where I did a single 5 year program for a computer science degree (engineering), that today is the equivalent of a master’s (diplom engineer). I could have continued to go for a dedicated master’s, another 2 years, but I got lazy.

    Amaltheamannen ,

    This is true in Sweden. Though by the 5 year program you might be Swedish too. // Got a civilingenjörsexamen

    KISSmyOS ,

    In Germany you can officially start a phd program with a bachelor’s, and I assume it’s the same all over Europe, since the degrees are supposed to be compatible.
    No one does it without a master’s, and no prof will accept you into a phd program without one, but theoretically on paper it’s not needed.

    DrBob ,

    I came from a very large lab; 18 post-docs, and half a dozen grad students. The general observation about the PhD portion of the MD/PhD program is that it tends to be very programmatic research. Typically applying a known technique to a neglected but not novel area. The straight PhDs had much higher expectations for novelty and depth. The MD/PhDs were out in three and the PhDs were five to six.

    Canopyflyer ,

    Someone should have told my wife’s program that.

    But I can understand how that would happen.

    Today she’s looking to stress cells in a lab to promote a mis-folded protein response that mimics how it happens in the body. At least that’s how far my IT guy understanding goes. She’s found herself running a BSL 3 lab working with nasty micro organisms and that is not her field. It’s just the path her research lead he down.

    ninpnin ,

    All of continental europe?

    Canopyflyer ,

    I get that this is the Internet.

    But how about this one time, we all converse as adults.

    How does that sound?

    An adult response would have been:

    “Virtually all European universities require a Masters to attain a PhD.”

    This is Lemmy and not Reddit after all.

    ninpnin ,

    This is the most reddit response Ive ever gotten lmao

    Duxon ,

    The fuck did I just read?

    wandermind ,

    There are roughly speaking two kinds of systems. The kind of system where Bachelor is the default degree you get from university, and you can go on to get a Masters and/or a doctorate. And the other kind of system where the default university degree is a combined Bachelor and Masters, and you can study further to get a doctorate. The latter kind is in use in a lot of continental Europe, at least.

    Hawk ,

    Australia, New Zealand, Europe, Asia.

    I’ve never heard of Masters for PhD? Coursework is opposite direction?

    dutchkimble , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

    Put the request on github for the next release

    Jackcooper , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
    Track_Shovel OP ,

    https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/94a5603c-1b9e-436c-bd23-4103c3af64ed.webp

    Use this one it has more pixels.

    I have several variants

    Jackcooper ,

    Wtb version with pink shower cap

    Track_Shovel OP ,
    Jackcooper ,

    Idk how to respond to that but those vibes are positive

    JoShmoe , to lemmyshitpost in Tint

    And it only cost him tree fity

    pineapplelover ,

    DAMMIT I was gonna say that

    Meron35 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Ides of March

    Actually, a d4 only had an expected value of 2.5, so the expected damage output from the senate should be 2.5600.55 = 82.5.

    Sounds impressive, but more interesting is the actual chance of success of killing Caesar. Each senator has a 0.45 chance to miss and a 0.55/4 chance of doing 1-4 damage respectively, for an expected value of 1.375 and variance of ~2.23. Formally modelling the distribution of the sum of 60 of these variables requires a 60 fold convolution which is too difficult. Instead, we can approximate the sum of total damage as a normal variable with an expected value of 601.375 = 82.5 and variance 602.23 = 134.06.

    The probability that this is less than 60 is around ~0.43, so Brutus’ plan had a less than 60% chance of succeeding. That’s… rather terrible for an assassination plan. The addition of sneak attack rolls wouldn’t help much, given that the variance of dice rolls is just so high.

    EDIT: Forgot to take the square root of the variance in calcs. This takes Brutus’ chance of success to a much more respectable 97%. Truly a big brain conspirator.

    ItsAFake , to lemmyshitpost in WHOOO

    Best things about it is, it will never go out, just when you think it’s gonna go dim it throws itself back up into the sky, even years after you’ve been rescued and you’ve married and had 3 kids, it just won’t stop doing what it does best.

    anarchy79 ,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    What the fuck is going on in here?

    ItsAFake ,

    We’re talking about flair guns obviously, WOOOOOOOOOOO!

    anarchy79 ,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    Nail gunnn?

    I suppose flair gun then.

    Woo!

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