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SomeGuy69 , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls

2024, scrollbars? What scrollbars? We decided that you don’t need them. Sorry but your adblocker and script blocking, broke our own shitty implementation of scrolling. Please enable all scripts for our large ad family to feast on your data.

Waffelson ,

I really hate sites that change scrolling It always looks weird and uncomfortable. Who thinks this is a good idea?

KISSmyOS ,

Search engine optimizers.
If you spend more time on a site, it looks higher value, so they do everything to increase the time you need to find the info you came for.

Cfrolich ,

How can the search engine tell how long you spend on a site?

Telodzrum ,

Bouncebacks. They measure the clock and then the same user’s return to the search page.

KISSmyOS ,

Because most sites have Google trackers installed.

DakRalter , (edited ) to ukcasual in Update: Start Giving Flyers, it was a scam (shocked pikachu face) Full discussion with ex-"boss"
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

you read well SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS, whaaaat is this guy taking

Social IDs sounds like social media usernames, we don’t do “social security” numbers here, we call it national insurance numbers. They probably want contact details to spam with advertising. Edit: looking at the rest of the messages, that is exactly what they were asking for.

I saw your other post, if you’re gonna take a cash in hand job, then expect it to be dodgy.

cley_faye , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls

I miss visible, usable scroll bars. Now they’re replaced with… nothing, because we want everything to be invisible while keeping a lot of empty space in modern designs, it seems.

UFODivebomb ,

My favorite is that you can’t see if content is actually off screen sometimes. No scrolbar to indicate and often those clean lines just look like the end of the content. Horrible

rambling_lunatic , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

Counterpoint: I can bite my tongue even when I am full.

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls

Where’s the 1984 text only version?

xia , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls

I seem to recall Apple going through a phase when they put both arrows on both sides of the scrollbar.

fin , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls

laughs in Thinkpad

jenny_ball , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

2024… one pixel wide

joe_cool ,

And disappears and reappears without rhyme or reason like it’s possessed.

BilboBargains , to lemmyshitpost in Tint

I had a wooden car. It had wooden wheels, wooden chassis and wooden engine. The only problem, it wooden go.

HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
OutlierBlue ,

Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.

HikingVet ,

Too lazy.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Depends on the delivery method.

  • In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.
  • In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are red.
  • In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.
  • In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.

At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷

bigkahuna1986 ,

I misread that first one as Connecticut and had to wonder what’s going on over there.

Viking_Hippie ,

Fun fact: Voyager is the official Lemmy client of Cape Canaveral. That was the final blow that killed Liftoff.

The official Lemmy client of Tampa Bay is Jerboa and, like most things that go on in Tampa, nobody knows why.

aeharding ,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

Downvotes are red in Voyager, consistent with lemmy-ui and Jerboa.

Viking_Hippie ,

So they are, gonna go ahead and correct that.

The red of Jerboa is still paler, though. I just did a side by side comparison. I’d show you, but image uploads don’t seem to be working in any client right now…

Laticauda ,

In sync you can choose to have either!

Viking_Hippie ,

Pretty sure you can customize it in most clients. I just listed the dark mode defaults in the clients I currently have installed to indicate how an orange updoot can easily be Lemmy-correct 😁

Sync’s the one that’s only for Apple devices, right?

VeganCheesecake ,
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nope, using it on Android right now. I think it’s pretty nifty.

Why so many clients? One per account?

Viking_Hippie ,

Ah ok, might check it out then 🙂

As for the many clients, I tend to try out any that I hear is good to find out which one I prefer and not uninstall the old ones 😁

Besides, sometimes it’s good to know whether an annoying bug or anti-feature is client-specific and sometimes it’s good to be able to switch when that’s the case even temporarily 😉

Whippygoatcream ,

Sync can sometimes be buggy upon new updates, but it is, by far, the best in terms of customization. AFAIK LJD is still a lone dev for the app, so understandably, there are some gaps before major updates if the app isn’t running well. He just rolled out a lot of major fixes, and I’m happier than ever. It’s definitely worth a try. There are a lot of settings to play with. Don’t just dismiss it overnight.

rickyrigatoni ,

I want upvotes to be yellow and downvotes to delete their entire instance.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Green gets no love.

Naz ,

That got a good laugh out of me, thank you

Enjoy your yellow arrow

Ironfacebuster ,

I just down voted your comment.

What does this mean?

  1. Your Lemmy instance will be permanently deleted
  2. You and your entire existence will be removed from the simulation.
  3. If you manage to bypass simulation removal then the mods will mute you for approximately 24 hours.

Can I stop this from happening?

No. Please use the following time to reflect upon yourself while your impending doom approaches.

Can you remove your downvote?

Unfortunately, once the wheels start turning, they can never stop.

I’m sorry

Too bad.

baatliwala , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

Imagine the oral fetishes that would come out of this

wesker , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I yearn to return to 1998.

superduperenigma ,

It’s easily the best option on this image. Nothing else even comes close in terms of visual clarity and simple aesthetics.

vampire ,

Just install linux and change your gtk/qt theme. It’s that easy.

NaoPb ,

It does suck that Linux copies the same terrible themes from Windows and that the older more accessible themes are becoming incompatible with modern Linux distros.

I just want a Linux that looks like a computer from 1998. Be it Windows, Mac OS X or native Linux.

wesker , (edited )
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Changing my theme won’t take me back to 1998, Vlad.

:(

jenny_ball , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

excellent work

PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger

Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks

Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.

Corkyskog ,

My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don’t tell people what they can’t do.

FilterItOut ,

Wouldn’t appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?

PhlubbaDubba ,

The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people’s teeth hard for the entree.

It’d be like a gustatory strip tease

FilterItOut ,

Ya’ll must have some strange eating habits. I’m usually hungry before I eat…

ohlaph ,

It’s just foreplay.

Hackerman_uwu ,

Fucking millennials.

wetferret , to lemmyshitpost in Hunger
@wetferret@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe that’s my secret … I’m always hungry.

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