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DrBob , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?

I regret to inform that you too will get old someday and want to go out in public. I’m sorry you had to find out his way.

Vigilante ,

Yeah too many people doesn’t think like that .

GregorGizeh , (edited )

This woman isn’t old old I’m pretty sure. Just someone who has spent way too much time in the sun over the years with no adequate skin protection. 50s I’d guess

dingus ,

Most old people don’t look like this. This woman has had some sort of chronic addiction to tanning. I’ve only seen someone once that looked like this in my nearly 30 years on this planet. I’ve seen plenty of old people. They don’t generally look like this.

DrBob ,

Old people with a deep tan look like this.

But even so, why are people so quick to jump on her for what is clearly a choice? I don’t like nose rings or ear plugs so I don’t have them. So her aesthetic is not what you would choose. Fine. Don’t do it.

chalupapocalypse , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?
Track_Shovel OP ,

Wait, this is actually real? I saw the image a while back and thought it was a shitpost

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I mean, it is. It’s just a shitpost made by 7-11 itself in the form of a real beverage.

dingus ,

Looks like an April fools thing, but I would definitely be curious enough to try it once if it were real lol

Mr_Fish , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

Bro was about to shit himself to space

captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think we’ve all had that one where you needed to push with your calves, triceps and eyelids.

GBU_28 ,

Push? Naw. But I’ve had food poisoning and you feel like you need to hold on to something nailed down.

Then, as a fun side quest, you start vomiting too. Forward lean, trashcan ahead, Jesus take the wheel

the_third ,

You, sir, have a way with words.

brbposting ,
Rusty ,

I never had anything like this, you people need to eat more vegetables.

Kusimulkku ,

This is the same as the people who always suggest you drink more water without actually knowing anything about the situation.

Veritrax , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?

Some alligators in Florida prefer salt water.

bobs_monkey , to lemmyshitpost in Spring has sprung

It means you’re one turn away from real problems

Shady_Shiroe , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

My skin hurts now

GlitchyDigiBun ,
@GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You know that shit’s gonna peel like a boiled egg

veroxii , to memes in Racoon

4 out of 5 ain’t bad.

scarilog , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

Gold title right there

citrusface , to lemmyshitpost in Ouuu

I can’t stop giggling at this.

GBU_28 ,

I’ve loved this meme for years. Always a winner

brbposting ,

Is your favorite version one of these or the overcropped OP?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/26c3c8b9-14ff-4743-8966-9d3c9c529678.jpeg

GBU_28 ,

Hell yeah brother

siipale ,

I like the Impact font one the best. Makes it more old school. Someone should make a motivational poster of this because we clearly don’t have enough of this meme.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I wanna know more about what that guy is doing with his thumb to make that woman happy like that

MossyFeathers , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?

Jesus Christ someone save her.

PopcornPrincess ,

Too late. Save the kid from her influence.

watersnipje ,

This picture is decades old, this woman is long dead.

MossyFeathers ,

Yeah, it was sad to hear about her demise. At least she brought some happiness to hotdog enjoyers around the globe.

Sabre363 , to memes in Racoon

I am neither small nor chubby

HoustonHenry , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

I don’t see anything to clench teeth on…rookie mistake!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

A roll of tp

Vigilante , to memes in Racoon

Heh i was there when it was made

robocall , to memes in Racoon
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I am not small, and I will not fight. I am a coward.

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