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son_named_bort , to memes in Different definitions of success

I’m a failure at GTA. Am I a success in real life? Alas, no.

Tb0n3 , to memes in Perspective

I don’t hate it because it’s stupid. I hate it because it’s monetized to death and scams kids and their parents out of lots of money.

gibmiser ,
DoucheBagMcSwag ,

Plus the price of V bucks is…INCREASING!

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

I hate it because the company that makes it is trash and duplicitous. Their business practices (including those in Fortnite) are what make them terrible.

devils_advocate ,

What business practices in particular?

kbotc ,
techguy86 , to memes in same great taste!
@techguy86@lemmy.world avatar

Went to the grocery store earlier today, can confirm!

thanks_shakey_snake , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Sleep is sooo important you guys. And science says exercise is actually really good for you. Make sure to get lots of natural sunlight. Take time for you. Have you considered journaling?

Anyway here’s my website and a link to a book that I wrote (digital only). Thanks for the $8000 and have a blessed day!

drolex ,

Money is not everything in life, my good friend! Subscribe to my LinkedIn webinar for only $80/month to discover why!

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

“All my life I had been told money doesn’t buy happiness. Then I realized the people who were saying that were the ones with all the money. So, I figured they were trying to hide a good thing.” -Tony Curtis, Operation Petticoat

Skaryon ,

We literally had a coach type woman give a webinar where she spouted all of that crap and a healthy dose of “have you tried not being depressed”?

Luckily we’re not in the US and workers dare speak up and raised hell until the company leadership apologized (not that we believe it but hey)

tdawg , to memes in same great taste!

This is probably a bit circle jerky, but I remember when my mom would buy groceries for an entire month and was devastated that it cost $100 (for a family of 4). We lived in a small town in the middle of nowhere but it’s still crazy to imagine getting that much out of that little these days

bernieecclestoned , to memes in same great taste!

look at mr fat cat with running water

MxM111 ,

CLEAN running water.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Money bags with their colander … Show off!

Vej ,

Y’all can afford sinks?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Is that a STAINLESS STEEL SINK!?

LEDZeppelin , to memes in Mandatory, and booked over a lunch hour

Better yet… invite a cheesy motivational speaker who part times as a used car salesman and a crypto bro

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I legit had a “motivational speaker” come in and tell us how the metaverse was literally changing society for the better and how we should all be fully invested in crypto. No shit, deadpan told us that, when Bitcoin was at 60k.

That was the largest waste of time and company money I have ever seen. So so so many back channel chats about how stupid it was.

Knusper ,

Our upper management paid for consulting a while ago and that consultant was similarly peddling bullshit numbers how much interest there is for the metaverse. Of course, from a survey conducted by that consulting company, so you couldn’t even check their methodology etc…

Well, and upper management felt this was so insightful that they made a company-wide announcement with those numbers.

Thing is, we’re an IT company. It felt like a quarter of all employees commented under that announcement, that this did not match up with their own observations at all.
Basically, management got scammed and fell for it wholesale, when they could have just talked to their employees.

balderdash9 , to memes in same great taste!

My local groceries go on “sale” while still being more expensive and less quantity than a few years back

General_P29 , to memes in Different definitions of success

Weak numbers

populustree , to memes in Perspective

rock band slander will not be tolerated

z3n0x ,
@z3n0x@feddit.de avatar

Motion seconded. This post has been reported to the Venerable Council of Rock.

BlemboTheThird , to memes in Perspective

is fortnite really still the thing these days? that game is a full 6 years old. i know games have a longer shelf life now (same vein as minecraft and roblox) but surely there’s a newer game we grumpy old geezers should be shaking our canes at the kids about. sus amogus anyone??

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

You sound like an imposter

scottywh ,

The one and only time I actually played Fortnite was over 7 years ago.

norgur , to memes in Perspective
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

TELL ME WHY

WarmSoda ,

Ain’t nothin but a heaaartache

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

TEEEEEEEEEELLL ME WHY

ThirdWorldOrder , to memes in Perspective

Rock Band/guitar hero was the greatest

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

DJ Hero was legit, too

Quill7513 ,

Career mode in rockband where you all got to customize your avatars was so satisfying

gramie ,

Tracing the career of The Beatles in Beatles Rock Rand was absolutely amazing.

PraiseTheSoup ,

Except the part where you had to play Beatles music

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

I cry every time I watch the Get Back sessions

Gradually_Adjusting , to memes in same great taste!
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Having a green grocer in town is saving my life.

Those fools sold me twelve perfect little avocados for £2. Froze most of them as guac.

They even called me when my son lost his Pikachu wallet there.

I fucking love green grocers.

Granixo , to memes in Perspective
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

Doing that is still 100 times better than playing Fortnite. 🧠🎸🔥

Edit: I didn’t even realized that they were playing Rockband, now that’s a 1.000.000 times better than playing Fortnite.🧠🧠🎮🎸🔥

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