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Seraph , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.
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Don't disrespect the shareholders brother!

MrJukes , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.
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Snap into a slim jim?

fluke ,
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Just jim into a snap slim brother aw hell yeah

Spuddaccino ,
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Ducking autocorrect

fluke ,
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It looks like tonight you are going to work with what you have brother gimme a hell yeah

Track_Shovel OP ,

Fixed it. One thing I love about Lemmy is that it’s forgiving of fuck ups

fluke ,
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😭

Granixo , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.
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someguy3 , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

The brass came in loud.

VikingHippie ,

And Loud has requested a brief recesses to recover.

Mr_Fish , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Everyone needs to stop harping on about this

rockerface , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Everyone is just getting strung along

Omega_Haxors , to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...

A racist a transphobe and an antisemite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “aren’t you that girl who wrote harry potter??”

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lmfaooo

dill , to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...
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Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Tell me you’re not a catholic boy without saying it.

DancingIsForbidden ,
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I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.

spauldo , to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...

It’s just one letter away from “wang”…

_cnt0 ,

It’s a classic: archive.ph/dRsjY

“Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

SolarNialamide ,

Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Lmfao

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Blackmist , to memes in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

Apparently he wasn’t actually drunk during those out-takes.

He’d been filming something else the day before, it overran and they filmed until almost dawn. So he had some sleeping pills so he’d be refreshed before filming the adverts.

Unfortunately, and probably not unrelated to the sheer size of the man, they kicked in just as he was scheduled to start filming.

So that’s what you see. A man fucked up on barbiturates.

Banana , to memes in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

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  • Saganastic ,

    The joke is that the shrimp fried the rice, rather than the shrimp being in the fried rice. Because the dish is called "shrimp fried rice".

    TragicNotCute ,
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    I love it more each time I watch.

    AHHHhhhhhh

    rotopenguin ,
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    It’s the third man.

    rsl12 ,

    Shrimp fried rice–subject verb object

    gianmarco , to memes in oof

    Couldn’t you just get it back to the store and get a refund?

    ComradeChairmanKGB , to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...
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    Dumbledore = catholic Gandalf

    SuckMyWang , to memes in Poverty never smelled so good

    It’s just a fun way of telling you you’re viewed as human garbage. They’re basically admitting that there are laws needed to stop them from paying you even less. Fucking disgusting.

    YourFavouriteNPC , to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...
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    “The schlong choses the wizard”

    Tagger ,

    I mean traditionally, the word to swap on was wang.

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