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HootinNHollerin , to memes in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately
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Well I can’t eat conch again

Jerb322 , to memes in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately
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Miguel looks about right

hrimfaxi_work , to memes in *sigh* *clack-a-clack-a-clack-a-clack*
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I noticed on paragraph 3 of this policy-mandated letter that literally no one but me will ever read–and it’s mind-boggling that even I read it–that you referred to “December 2022.”

As it is December 2023, and December 2023 is referred to multiple times elsewhere in the aforementioned letter, can you please clarify to which month this document refers?

Thank you in advance.

hungryphrog , to memes in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately

Quilbert

TragicNotCute , to memes in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately
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Solid Quilbert vibes today.

IndiBrony ,
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I think I’m Quilbert most days.

kewwwi , to memes in *sigh* *clack-a-clack-a-clack-a-clack*

did ChatGPT make this?

PerogiBoi ,
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No just someone with experience in office work.

Mothra , to memes in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately
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Miguel.

Yes I’ve found my spirit animal

Th4tGuyII , to memes in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately
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Wish it was Gonald, but today's definitely a Miguel day

itsgroundhogdayagain , to memes in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately

Pass the Bongus

CodexArcanum ,

A-bong-us a-mong-us

EmergMemeHologram , to memes in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately

Schmegelvin

Gorusnor , to memes in spicy in spicy out

Who knew a large poop stopper would hurt 😕

Dyskolos ,

Do you really think “large” is the adequate adjective for this titanic anal-intruder-5000-xxxl-plusplus? I don’t…

wafflez , to memes in spicy in spicy out

nsfw

dlpkl ,

I mean, if you practice enough…

bruhduh , to memes in chill dude
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jawa21 ,

The least compressed Pikachu in existence, everyone.

theangryseal ,

AI probably fixed it up.

lolcatnip ,

Upvote for Crispikschu.

lseif , to memes in chill dude

they’re just confused why you’re worried about ammo in a lasertag game.

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Town where I grew up had an awesome laser tag - you started off with a basic blaster but could unlock a shotgun (more damage, but fired slower and had limited ammo) and a rocket launcher (single shot insta kill) by doing different things in game

theangryseal ,

I only experienced laser tag once. Where I’m from the kids can go skating and rent the same old moldy leather skates from the 70s with metal bits tearing into their feet OR they can smoke meth with Skooter, Pooter, and Mooch down by the creek.

The last update the skating rink seen was when Britney Spears sold Pepsi. Even then they only updated the posters.

So, yeah, meth it is!

taanegl , to memes in Remember, if Fascism wins it is YOUR FAULT.

Biden sucks… but vote for him. I mean the two party system sucks, first passed the post sucks, gerrymandering sucks… but the republican party sucks even more. I’d rather have a dottering old liberal than an outright fascist, and at the same time the system won’t be reformed because of an election cycle. People need to organise, get off their lazy butts. But since you ain’t doing that, there’s only one thing to do.

Vote Biden. Don’t be dumb. It’s like the only sane alternative, no matter how insane that sounds.

yogthos ,
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People of Gaza are so lucky that it’s the lesser of the two evils facilitating their genocide.

ChairmanMeow ,
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Yes, I honestly dread to think what Trump would have done.

Lessor of two evils sucks balls, but you can still minimise the damage at least.

yogthos ,
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Trump would’ve done the exact same thing. You’re not minimizing any damage your regime is facilitating a literal genocide. The fact that you’re keep trying to minimize this fact because it’s your fascist in office shows how utterly morally bankrupt you are.

OpenPassageways ,

The immediate response to the war would probably have been the same, but another 4 years of Trump would have meant more time to inflame tensions in the region even worse with actions such as:

  1. Moving the US embassy to Jerusalem
  2. Withdrawal from the Iran deal
  3. Assassination of Iranian generals

Etc

yogthos ,
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Biden has continued all the same policies and has also dragged the world into a proxy war against Russia while continuing to escalate tensions with China. Biden is a lunatic whose actions continue to bring the world closer to a world war.

SylviaTheDragon ,

Pretty sure it was literally Russia who started that war.

Edit: Sorry, meant to say ‘special operation’. This is how states operate now. It fucking sucks. It all fucking sucks. Everyone fucking suck. Throwing shit at each other is no way it’s going to stop. People need to pull their heads out of their ass as point fingers at the people who actually put this shit together. The entire world economy is tired to oil and guns. As long as oil and guns reign supreme, so will war.

yogthos ,
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Even Ukrainians are now saying that it was the west that stopped negotiations last March aaronmate.net/…/ukraines-top-negotiator-confirms

Meanwhile, Stoltenberg finally admitted that the reason the war started was because of NATO expansion www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/opinions_218172.htm#:~…

Meanwhile, people who put this all together are the ones running the empire, and as long as Americans keep voting for the lesser evil nothing’s going to change.

ChairmanMeow ,
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Meanwhile, Stoltenberg finally admitted that the reason the war started was because of NATO expansion

Your link does not support that. It literally states that Putin wanted to completely veto NATO expansion, which he has no right to do. In retaliation for not caving to his absurd demands, he declared war on Ukraine. All of this are actions by Putin and could only have been prevented by Putin. He started the war, nobody else.

yogthos ,
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Stopping NATO expansion would be an absurd demand if Russia did not have the power to stop do so by force which is what it’s now doing. Russia gave NATO a choice of either stopping expansion to its borders, or resolving the situation by force. NATO chose to resolve the situation by force. The whole narrative that Putin started the war and nobody else is beyond infantile because it just ignores all the history and geopolitical context pretending as if this was some random event that happened out of the blue and for no logical reason.

NATO has maintained a policy of might makes right since the fall of USSR, it has invaded and razed numerous countries over the past few decades, and now it’s run into a country that will no longer tolerate an aggressive military alliance on its borders.

ChairmanMeow ,
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NATO chose to resolve the situation by force.

NATO did not fire a single shot during this war. Russia was the one who started all the shooting. Not to mention that Ukraine is a sovereign nation that gets to choose if it wishes to associate with NATO. Russia decided to use force to prevent Ukraine from doing that.

There is no history or geopolitical context here that justifies Putins invasion of Ukraine. To claim anything else is an endorsement of Putins flavour of fascism, where he is literally saying that Russian might makes right. It’s insane how deluded you are to literally draw the opposite conclusion from facts that do not support your arguments at all.

yogthos ,
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The whole point of a proxy war is that you use somebody else to do the fighting for you. Meanwhile, Ukraine lost its sovereignty back in 2014 when a democratically elected government was overthrown in a western backed coup. Painting this as Ukraine freely choosing to associate with NATO is the height of intellectual dishonesty.

Meanwhile, bleating about justifications is just a distraction from the reality of why the war happened. Pretty hilarious of you to run around calling others deluded while spewing utter nonsense. One thing that’s abundantly clear here is that you don’t care one bit about the actual facts. You’re an ideologue regurgitating propaganda you’ve memorized.

ChairmanMeow ,
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Meanwhile, Ukraine lost its sovereignty back in 2014 when a democratically elected government was overthrown in a western backed coup. Painting this as Ukraine freely choosing to associate with NATO is the height of intellectual dishonesty.

You are ignorant of the facts. The democratically elected Ukrainian parliament adopted a treaty for closer association with the EU, which Yanukovich tried to block. After sending snipers to fire at protestors against his deeply unpopular decision, the Ukrainian parliament voted by a large majority to remove Yanukovich from his post. There is no evidence of Western involvement here, and the only nation that spoke of a “coup” was Russia, as Putin lost his ally in Yanukovich. All of this happened through democratic votes, by a democratically elected governing body.

And one of the first things the interim government did? Hold new elections. How did Putin respond? By sending in troops and illegally occupying Crimea. And in Donetsk and Luhansk the pro-Russian separatists tried everything to disrupt the elections and deprive the Ukrainians there of their democratic right to vote.

Had Yanukovich decided not to send in snipers, the protests would have happened without bloodshed. Had Putin decided not to send in troops, there would not have been bloodshed. Every single time the decision to use violence was taken by Putin or one of his allies.

You’re an ideologue regurgitating propaganda you’ve memorized

Rich coming from someone who only regurgitates Russian talking points verbatim.

yogthos ,
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No, I’m not ignorant of any facts. And this has been extensively documented in western media. archive.ph/BAxYc

The regime that got in power started doing these kinds of things to people of Donbas, as was openly reported by CNN at the time.

Now, let’s take a look at a few slides from this lecture that Mearsheimer gave back in 2015 to get a bit of background on the subject. Mearsheimer is certainly not pro Russian in any sense, and a proponent of US global hegemony. First, here’s the demographic breakdown of Ukraine:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/9881f4d9-5023-4c4a-8379-779cc4776e1e.png

here’s how the election in 2004 went:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f081fe2a-a9fe-473b-99bc-162d4c405ae4.png

this is the 2010 election:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/1471241b-e5ee-4eec-8465-10708deb1726.png

As we can clearly see from the voting patterns in both elections, the country is divided exactly across the current line of conflict. Furthermore, a survey conducted in 2015 further shows that there is a sharp division between people of eastern and western Ukraine on which economic bloc they would rather belong to:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/0dc6494d-a490-44a5-9038-c6c6e1e22709.png

Turns out that the civil war started exactly where the current line of contact is, and it started precisely because the nationalist regime the west installed started doing ethnic cleansing.

Rich coming from someone who only regurgitates Russian talking points verbatim.

Ah yes, Russian talking points as reported by western media. You’re an utter clown.

Juno ,

You know, when Biden took office the capitol building had literally just been attacked by a violent mob who smeared shit on the walls. And we were still in covid-lockdowns, and gas was $4 a gallon, and Ukraine had just started getting attacked.

Idk why Biden gets so much shit, but given where he started, I think we are doing a damn fine job and our inflation numbers are much better than most of the rest of the world.

explodicle ,

If inflation is our metric, then Democrats have been in agreement with Republicans ever since the Nixon Shock.

brain_in_a_box ,

Idk why Biden gets so much shit

The genocide is a big part of it.

HikingVet ,

What genocide is he responsible for?

brain_in_a_box ,

Not been watching any news recently?

TrismegistusMx OP ,

Do you think that’s any comfort to the Palestinians Biden is helping to genocide?

taanegl ,

What’s that? Somebody thinks that a different president is going to stop the drones and bombings!? Like they’re not tied up in deals?! Like if a third party candidate won the process would just magically stop?!?!

Bush made the bombs drop, Obama made the bombs drop, Trump made the bombs drop, Biden made the bombs drop… wtf do you think the next president will do? The CIA tells them what’s what and that’s it.

Vote Biden, or get a republican president. Your call.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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The faster USA collapses, the faster a possibility would be created for tearing down the 2 party Deep State terrorist system, rebuilding America, and ushering in socialism without leftover crusty poisonous bread crumbs like Bernie Sanders.

It is better for a Republican to accelerate the process that Democrats will eventually lead to, regardless of the quality of copium Americans smoke.

DeLift ,

Vote Trump, for a brighter, socialist future!

Also, blood for the Blood God!

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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Comrade Trump… MAGA Communism was true all along… albeit in an unexpected way.

TrismegistusMx OP ,

This meme is about you.

taanegl ,

I know. This was clapback to all those who think the notion of voting third party does anything else but taking away votes from the democrats. It’s naive, it’s dumb, it’s quite frankly ignorant. Change in power dynamics happens from the ground up, not the top down.

Just calling a spade a spade.

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