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Alteon , to lemmyshitpost in GMod admins when you noclip

Leftist admins when you say anything remotely supportive of Democracy instead of circlejerking the leftist next to you.

BlackLaZoR ,
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Democracy

Tell them something supportive of capitalism, and they'll lose their minds.

Alteon ,

I get what you’re saying, it’s capitalism vs socialism, not Democracy vs socialism, however my issue is that they don’t even like our Democracy. I got banned for even supporting it.

They were slamming how terrible our liberal politicians were, so I made a few comments about it and I got banned for defending them. It’s frustrating…but whatever…

BlackLaZoR ,
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I got banned for saying they should blame energy sector for the pollution instead of AI companies that use electricity

Alteon ,

Just realized the lemmy.ml is entirely leftist. ML apparent stands for Marxist-Lenonist.

Time to block a second entire instance. fml.

umbrella ,
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choosing between two old people you hate (and will work against your interests) isn’t necessarily Democracy.

rotkehle , to lemmyshitpost in 🍆💦🦑

homie needs some hydration.

ProIsh , to lemmyshitpost in 🍆💦🦑

Why you gottta disrespect my boy like this

TheFriendlyDickhead , to memes in stay hydrated

Drink your water kids

EtherWhack , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/42887ddf-963a-4446-9341-b2be30096e7d.jpeg

bjoern_tantau , to lemmyshitpost in 🍆💦🦑
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Sir, this is a shitpost community, not pisspost.

MattWalsh OP , to memes in stay hydrated
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MFW

https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/images-profile-flow/400/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/monk-with-a-wine-eduard-von-grutzner.jpg

CouncilOfFriends , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

For a fun science experiment, you can ask friends and family whether the knives whisper to them as well. If you are rigurous in your methods you may learn whether the source is the knife, or your brain, or according to that one relative, Illuminati broadcasts from the COVID microchip.

I_Has_A_Hat , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

When are they finally going to make a knife that doesn’t cackle with the laughter of those who’ve wronged me when I use it?

thefrankring , to lemmyshitpost in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔
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I feel so much better now that you are sane.

Wanna go scalp some bald people?

thefrankring , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡
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I heard there are also chainsaws.

MonkderVierte , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

I think that’s on you, not on the knife.

Grumpy , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

If you get a fancy expensive knife with super pointy tip, this temptation only increases.

BudgetBandit , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

About 150. That’s the amount people you need to forge a knife out of the blood of your enemies. This knife won’t whisper to you, because it is whisper.

doingthestuff , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

I feel like this is a joke I’m not British enough to understand.

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