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Sam_Bass , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

There are things you can do to stop the whispers, schizzy

Asudox ,
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“I swear I am not schizophrenic! The knife really whispers into my ears at night!!! It’s all because we live in a simulation set by the government to regulate our bodies and take away our freedom🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲! Do you understand, peasant!?”

jubilationtcornpone ,

Have you tried wrapping your knives in tin foil? Should help keep the 5G away from them.

InputZero ,

The anecdotal odds are that you are living in a simulation though. I mean the simple math says that your odds are 1 over one whole value in infinity that you’re not. It’s just likely that whole value = 1.

ScruffyDucky , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

I have a mumble rap version and they are annoying af

Rai ,

youtu.be/Khsvj36r8hg

(RIP also)

IkarusHagen2 , to lemmyshitpost in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats made me crazy.

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.

ByteOnBikes ,

Or just do what I do and shout, “Knife in my hands knife in my hands knife in my hands” so people step away from you until you’re finished knifing.

optissima ,

This makes it much harder to knife them tho

ryannathans ,

I’m gonna start swinging and if you get in the way it’s your own fault!

uservoid1 , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

Feed your knives regularly and they’ll stop whispering, just saying

HEXN3T , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡
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This is in reference to a specific post, isn’t it? Was it on Tumblr? I can’t remember.

Fizz , to lemmyshitpost in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔
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You cant hold that againt me, I’m a changed man (I changed 1s after being called out)

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔

Nice pussy.

CatZoomies ,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks! I just had it fluffed.

swab148 , to memes in would you eat him
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Double it

Marduk73 , to memes in would you eat him
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All up

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/05d3c4b8-5985-405c-94d6-4973d62b553f.jpeg

yngmnwntr , to memes in would you eat him

Would 😏

MattWalsh OP , to memes in would you eat him
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loafpilled and ricemaxxing

temeleh , to memes in the data does not lie

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin’ now Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks Everybody, everybody, everybody livin’ now Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks

  • System Of A Down
Lifebandit666 ,

It’s a none stop disco Bet ya it’s Nabisco Bet ya didn’t know woohoo

FooBarrington ,

Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody is fucking in a UFO

  • Rob Zombie
Cyanity , to memes in the data does not lie

if i’m reading this right, he fucked everything and sucked everybody

AVincentInSpace , to memes in the data does not lie

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