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Lemmchen , to lemmyshitpost in GMod admins when you noclip
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That domain name is disturbing

Banichan , to lemmyshitpost in GMod admins when you noclip
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When a player sees a gmod admin no clip by

rotkehle , to lemmyshitpost in 🍆💦🦑
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homie needs some hydration.

ProIsh , to lemmyshitpost in 🍆💦🦑

Why you gottta disrespect my boy like this

TheFriendlyDickhead , to memes in stay hydrated

Drink your water kids

EtherWhack , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡
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bjoern_tantau , to lemmyshitpost in 🍆💦🦑
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Sir, this is a shitpost community, not pisspost.

MattWalsh OP , to memes in stay hydrated
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MFW

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CouncilOfFriends , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

For a fun science experiment, you can ask friends and family whether the knives whisper to them as well. If you are rigurous in your methods you may learn whether the source is the knife, or your brain, or according to that one relative, Illuminati broadcasts from the COVID microchip.

I_Has_A_Hat , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

When are they finally going to make a knife that doesn’t cackle with the laughter of those who’ve wronged me when I use it?

Sam_Bass , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

There are things you can do to stop the whispers, schizzy

Asudox ,

“I swear I am not schizophrenic! The knife really whispers into my ears at night!!! It’s all because we live in a simulation set by the government to regulate our bodies and take away our freedom🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲! Do you understand, peasant!?”

jubilationtcornpone ,

Have you tried wrapping your knives in tin foil? Should help keep the 5G away from them.

InputZero ,

The anecdotal odds are that you are living in a simulation though. I mean the simple math says that your odds are 1 over one whole value in infinity that you’re not. It’s just likely that whole value = 1.

thefrankring , to lemmyshitpost in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔
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I feel so much better now that you are sane.

Wanna go scalp some bald people?

thefrankring , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡
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I heard there are also chainsaws.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔

Nice pussy.

CatZoomies ,
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Thanks! I just had it fluffed.

MonkderVierte , to memes in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

I think that’s on you, not on the knife.

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