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mosiacmango , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

“Car salesman lies to customers make a commission.”

omega_x3 ,

Not going to get much of a commission when this “private citizen” sends a coupon in for his first few payments and they have to repo it.

TheFriar ,

Still got the down payment. And they get to do it all over again when they repo it.

Aermis , to lemmyshitpost in Boy meat

We have this bologna in our fridge at all times. It’s the best. Fry it with some eggs. Kids love it. Never even thought about how odd the packaging looks lol

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?
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Beakerpilar

VinesNFluff , to memes in hallelujah
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I imagine that’s a horny thing

Shame

There are a billion straight up shitposts in YouTube that sent my sides to the orbit of Proxima Centauro, but which I couldn’t ever find again in my life because yeah titles and SEO keywords aren’t a thing

foggy ,

Even though YouTubes search is fucked it still works incredibly well for Simpsons clips.

Search “premium dude”. Bam.

Search “prawns galaxy”. Bam

Search “undivided attention”. Bam.

It’s crazy. For whatever reason, if you’re looking for Simpsons content, the algorithm still feels like it’s 2017.

VinesNFluff ,
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I feel this says more about the Simpsons and its place in pop culture than it does about the quality or otherwise of Google’s algorithm

MadBob ,

I still can’t find the bit where he goes, “let’s go SHOPPING.”

Edit: Never mind, found it.

ILikeBoobies ,

Use google’s site search and filter by date to get YouTube results

VinesNFluff ,
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Not a terrible idea for a lot of things, but one of the shit posts living rent free in my head was literally just called “bunny”

scytale , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Thank You!

I have a mouse pad with this exact text.

blarth , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Snakeskin cowboy

StaySquared , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..

By printing more money out of thin air.

sovcit

I have no idea what this is… I’m going to assume, a soviet citizen?

maniclucky ,

Sovereign citizen. People who think the law is magic, and also not at all what it is as printed. They think if they string enough legal references together, they don’t have to pay taxes, have a magic clone of themselves that accrues debt for them and other equally insane bullshit.

StaySquared ,

Thank you!

phoenixz ,

Close enough, but no cigar… its Sovereign citizen

The Soviet Union ceased to exist long ago though

kshade ,
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The “sovereign citizen” in Russia seem to believe that they are citizens of the Soviet Union, funnily enough:

A Russian movement of conspiracy theorists, known among other names as the Union of Slavic Forces of Russia (Soyuz slavyanskikh sil Rusi), or more informally as “Soviet Citizens”, holds that the Soviet Union still exists de jure and that the current Russian government and legislation are thus illegitimate. One of its beliefs is that the government of the Russian Federation is an offshore company through which the United States illegally controls the country.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_citizen_movement#…

Every country seems to have their share of those crackpots. In Germany they think pretty much the same, except it’s the Reich (the WW1 one) that’s still totally real.

malfisya , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

Glorious community added context

Klear , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?

Here’s the thing…

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!
ikidd , to cat in Cat
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Our shop cat has to sleep on or in every vehicle or piece of equipment that comes in the shop. He has an hot engine addiction and I’m pretty sure he can see in infrared because he’s always on the warmest spot. Luckily he knows better than to climb into the engine compartments.

Sabata11792 , to aboringdystopia in no seating nearby

A senator waiting for the bus.

SomeGuy69 , to memes in The likes the upvotes
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Old meme

samus12345 ,
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Can’t be that old, Lemmy was even more minuscule until about a year ago.

AdrianTheFrog , (edited )
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there’s someone who uploaded this same meme before the reddit thing but instead of 2000 it said 20

edit: I was linked to the post a few months ago maybe but I can’t find it now

samus12345 ,
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Then it’s an update of a meme rather than a straight repost.

Armand1 , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?

Yo! It’s a The Thing (1982) reference!

PixeIOrange , to lemmyshitpost in Thank You!
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Oh no!

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