The ignorant like you should go to whatever streaming service has it in their region or whatever store sells the DVD or Blu-Ray and watch it right now because you are missing out on comedy greatness and you are definitely risking your health by not laughing enough.
Re-carved anyway, although I’d like to know what happened to all the original stone. You’d think we’d be able to find it. It’s a lot of stone based on that drawing.
At the age they were building pyramids and would have supposedly recarved the Sphinx, they were mostly using very large stone blocks. They only switched to smaller stone blocks in the Amarna period when Akhenaten had them do it to speed up construction. But that was centuries later.
I’m pretty sure that big ole nose would require modern reinforced materials. maybe they tried and failed to make the anubis, but i doubt it would’ve worked very well.
I’m totally with you on this one. I can see the current head being a later replacement.
Although: Anubis had the body of a man, not a lion, so that theory is fucked. If there was a different original head, it was probably something else: a lion, or an eagle, or something; the ancients loved to mix up animal parts in their mythos, so roll a dodecahedron for what it could have been. Not one of the main Egyptian gods, though: those were all human-body, animal-head. Putting one of those on the Sphinx body makes absolutely no sense, and OP^OP^ is a garden-variety moron.
P.S. that silhouette also just looks like a Doberman, which is twice as dumb.
It does have an interesting history and Bushmiller was an interesting person. If it appeals to you, Zippy the Pinhead creator Bill Griffith did a graphic novel biography of Bushmiller last year. I liked it.
It’s from a person named Demetri to the pope informing him that he has returned to earth, which I presume is crazy person speak for ‘I was born’
He kinda says that because he is created by God and part of God that the pope works for him kinda.
He requires a signature on a document, I think basically saying the pope agrees he was born and is now a person? The birth certificate covers the stated consequences of the popes’ decision to sign or not within the given 40-day window. I thought for a moment it said if the pope refuses ‘I taze’ but alas he said ‘take’ so no idea what was planned.
He wants to use this signed document from the pope in official situations, especially to ‘prove’ he isn’t a normal citizen that has to pay taxes and license his car but is instead his own personal country that can do whatever he wants and gets free money for.no reason.
They said Jesus was crazy, too, and look at all the shit it led to for thousands of years. Can we just learn our lesson and give “Dimitriou” whatever he came back for to avoid the drama?
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