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NegativeLookBehind , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to sue the police.
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So he wants to use a court of law to sue somebody?

Hope he brings the right coupons!

magnetosphere , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to sue the police.
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If someone steals your “vessel”, contact Starfleet immediately. If it has a cloaking device, though, you’re probably fucked.

verity_kindle ,
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Cops with their boat trailers, all ready to claim salvage on the USS Oldsrusty, it ain’t right, I tell ya.

Lydia_K ,
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FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to sue the police.
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Steal your vessel? What was he, a pirate? Did he have an eyepatch and a pegleg?

T00l_shed ,

Yarr, he flew the jolly roger, he did.

Eheran ,

Poor boat captain :(

stoly ,

I guess you drive a car but travel in a vessel.

ZeroCool ,

These people love their magic words. Of course, they never actually work, but it’s not going to stop them from continuing to try.

stoly ,

These are the people who click on ads that say “the secret health fix your doctor doesn’t want you to know about”.

gothic_lemons ,

No he clearly means his body! A solid gold copy of his berth certificate signed at 450 degree angle sent to the general of the Duke United Merchant Bank, will quickly banishment this illegal tryannt to twatlight zone and return control of his body

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein , to lemmyshitpost in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

Oh, so right-wing men with the right genes are the chad and everyone else is the soyjak.

Truly an “interesting observation,” thanks Elon.

Diplomjodler3 ,

And by “right genes” they mean “my Daddy is rich” of course.

ChicoSuave ,

I think he’s also including racists and other misanthropes.

Blue_Morpho ,

It claims Chads and Autistics are the master race.

assassinatedbyCIA , to lemmyshitpost in Shrooms.

Ridiculous leg strength to hold that position

Kolanaki ,
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Ridiculous force of shitting to give lift.

MeDuViNoX , to lemmyshitpost in jhair
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octopus_ink ,

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Slovene ,

Oh, so that’s what the J. stands for.

theangryseal ,

I think this is his child. You know how, like, how his running mate has a thing for his own daughter? Ol’ JD has a thing for his uncomfortable chair youngin.

EleventhHour ,
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Just Did

SubArcticTundra ,
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SubArcticTundra ,
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If you look into the middle, there already seems to be something there.

0ops ,

“text me”

amio , to insanepeoplefacebook in Technically, this is InsanePeopleSendingMail.

“We will be GLAD to return when Christians & Those who fear God and HATE evil! Thank ------ You,”

… yeah, that seems about right.

ArcaneSlime , to lemmyshitpost in Close call

She stole his scarf?!

Kaiserschmarrn ,
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When you get older, you will also quickly realize that Hoodies aren’t safe either…

ArcaneSlime ,

I’m very familliar. Nor are sunglasses, hats, boxer briefs, band shirts, ad nauseum.

problematicPanther ,
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I wear boxer-briefs, they’re comfortable.

lud ,

Well I guess they better be considering how expensive they usually are compared to panties.

SkaveRat , to linuxmemes in Yes, yes we can

Linux at home:

BSD Logo

Aurenkin ,

I was thinking Linux at home would be Windows Subsystem for Linux.

ImplyingImplications ,

Windows, Mac, or Linux?

There is another…

JackbyDev ,
PhobosAnomaly , to cat in Be kind to the old fellows

Man I’d love to be able to do that and give cats a good run-in for their twilight years but I don’t think I could - partly because one of the household is allergic to cats; but mainly I don’t think I could deal with the repeated emotional devastation of having to let them go at a much higher rate than a “normal” pet owner.

Fair play to those that do. Pretty ballsy.

PugJesus OP ,

Yeah, I could never do it, but mad respect to those who do.

Snowcano ,

As an old cat adopter I want to add one thing to this. Yes, it hurts to lose them when their time comes, but something I didn’t expect is that after the mourning I’ve always started to feel a sense of urgency to find the next old timer to rescue. I’ll remember the time and love I had from the ones before and I curse how much time was wasted while they waited in a shelter for someone to come for them. Why couldn’t I have found them sooner? They deserved so much more love and comfort, where the hell was I? Then we go out and find our new friends that have been waiting for us for so long and our family gets better again.

It’s always tough knowing that our time with them is short, but that’s true of any animal relationship. In the end we’re left with the love for them which in my experience never diminishes. We may say more tearful goodbyes when connecting with the old ones, but over time the wonderful memories and love in our lives just accumulates more and more.

I agree the responsibility (and occasional expense) of caring for older animals is not always in everyone’s capabilities, but I implore you not to avoid considering welcoming one (or more) into your life solely because of aversion to the pain that comes from losing them. The love they give outweighs it a thousandfold.

Elaine ,

I thought the same thing till I met a beloved old cat-daddy neighbor. Before he passed away he had asked if I could help find homes for his kitties. I took his two oldest cats without knowing what I was getting into (mostly) in a good way. I found out old cats howl and even though they are so rickety they move like an At-At from Star Wars they’ll scamper like a fool given the right stimulation. Totally worth it! Seven years later I still have one of them who is now 21 years old. She sleeps a lot but loves a good scritch and pet session. I wish I could make all of my cats infinite cats. Having lost pets just means I cherish them all even more.

old cat tax

selokichtli ,

Lovely photo.

4lan ,

giving them a good last couple years is totally worth any pain you will feel. You will know they died happy and loved instead of scared in a cage alone.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit can't find someone who doesn't do those things.
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Have you considered paying someone $2500 for a pamphlet on the subject?

Pulptastic , to lemmyshitpost in Ah sweet!

Incoming: nonconsensual meat grown from samples illicitly taken against someone’s will.

curiousaur ,

Imagine the network of Taylor Swift DNA trading.

And you know someone is going to fuck it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What are the ethics of fucking a steak made from a non-consenting Taylor Swift’s tissue sample?

Jax ,

Unethical??

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’d agree that taking the sample is unethical, but if you’re growing the steak from a sample someone else got or fucking it the ethical lines get really blurry.

Jax ,

Idk, I don’t think they’re that blurry if we compare them to similar “conundrums” in other unethical circumstances.

Like, would you think the same of someone owning child porn? They don’t distribute it, they don’t film the children themselves, they just own the recordings. The law says they’re a criminal, but it seems like a similar ethical conundrum - no? (To be clear, I think eating meat sourced from someone who did not consent is wrong. I hope that says enough about how I feel about CP.)

How about owning the schematics for a ghost gun? You haven’t printed it, you haven’t distributed the schematic - you just own the schematic (and, for the purpose of the example, a 3d printer capable of printing the parts needed).

Seems like the answer is “it’s unethical”. Gonna need a third party to weigh in.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

The closest thing to this exact situation would be the HeLa immortal cell line and that situation is fuzzy as fuck.

devAlot ,

HeLa immortal cell line

TIL, thanks!

terry_jerry ,

So I think it’s more like if u got a papermache piñata from some one that just so happened to be made of child porn and then u fucked that… Yeah seems unethical to me

absGeekNZ ,
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You aren’t seeing the big picture here…hear me out:

TRUMP STEAKS, but the real deal this time!!!

Kit ,

Wasn’t there a short story about this?

Pulptastic ,

I remember a magic school bus episode about kid flavored ice cream

nilloc ,

But how else will we know which neighbor tastes the best?

Emerald ,

nonconsensual meat grown from samples illicitly taken against someone’s will.

Meat is already produced without consent and much more violently then taking samples.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Unvaxed [sic] unicorn hunters seek bang maid.

No one who dresses like that should be taken seriously about anything.

Ilovethebomb ,

Yup. Jeans, vest, dress shirt and tie?

Soup ,

Could be at least ok if any of it actually fit.

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

That’s what the bang maid is for, double duty as a tailor

subtext ,

For real, it can look like a nice summer outdoor getup if you wear it right.

Smiling man wearing jeans, boots, dress shirt, and tie

ceenote ,

That guy is handsome in spite of his outfit, not because of it.

Ilovethebomb ,

Yeah, the vest and tie make the outfit worse, not better.

Chozo ,

It's called "business cowboy".

Gerudo ,

You don’t live in the south do you. This is every church going man in rural areas.

Ilovethebomb ,

Fortunately, I neither live in the south, nor go to church.

lolrightythen ,

I’m about as far from having any kind of taste in fashion as can be, but I’d say those shoes should be black, no?

Ilovethebomb ,

Those look more like work boots than anything else.

NegativeInf ,

Especially when the picture is in front of a fucking Walmart.

mean_bean279 ,

This is basically the Hispanic dress code for every guy in the Cali Central Valley to Texas.

DragonTypeWyvern , to meanwhileongrad in Found in the wild, on a lemmy.world post

This was, unironically, a CCP talking point.

In 1995.

chuckleslord ,

Basing your entire viewpoint as an opposition to a group will always make you look dumb. Your thoughts should be based on the most correct data you have available.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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In fairness, weather models and climate patterns have come a long way since the mid-90s. Meanwhile, folks who did have access to advanced climate data worked very hard to cover it up.

Thankfully, the world’s largest population does appear to be taking climate change much more seriously in the 2020s than they did in the 1990s. Would that more countries took the threat of the Holocene extinction more seriously.

veniasilente , to cat in Olympic silver medalist Yusuf Dikec of Turkiye with his cat
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Even the cat looks like he could olympically casually shoot at you.

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