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HubertManne ,

if they are not us citizens shouldn't they be deported?

henfredemars ,

You can absolutely sue, but it will be for imaginary money in a pretend court too just like your fake laws.

metaStatic ,

Who the fuck insured this idiot? oh right, fucking no one.

There are ways to do this shit properly but you never hear about it because it's not as funny.

magnetosphere ,
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If someone steals your “vessel”, contact Starfleet immediately. If it has a cloaking device, though, you’re probably fucked.

verity_kindle ,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

Cops with their boat trailers, all ready to claim salvage on the USS Oldsrusty, it ain’t right, I tell ya.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

The store didn’t accept my monopoly money so I want to personally sue the cashier.

Ilovethebomb ,

It would be even funnier if they weren’t at fault, but still ended up getting their vehicle towed.

I don’t think they’re getting that car back.

FlyingSquid ,
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Steal your vessel? What was he, a pirate? Did he have an eyepatch and a pegleg?

T00l_shed ,

Yarr, he flew the jolly roger, he did.

Eheran ,

Poor boat captain :(

stoly ,

I guess you drive a car but travel in a vessel.

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder if cops can just hand them a card that says “Your made up rules carry no legal authority.”

some_guy ,

Probably not, but they could definitely say it.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

I funny think any of those guys would listen to a straight “You’re wrong.” Maybe it would be better explaining that they didn’t do their incantations quite right. Like “Oh, that license plate can’t be accepted because it’s black letters on a white background, which puts it in the domain of the department of commerce, who have no jurisdiction in automobile accidents.”

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Only if I can hand the same card back to the cops.

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Works more often than you’d think:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5645f7fe-d392-4e54-ad20-1603e38d4c45.jpeg

metaStatic ,

Lisa, I'd like to buy that rock

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

I rewired a police station once. Literally the only poster they had up about groups to watch for was about SovCits, exactly how their nonsense “worked”, and how to handle them. It was pretty amusing, as an anarchist who wasn’t keen on that particular job.

TachyonTele ,

There’s a judge that literally wrote the book on how to handle them. I wouldn’t be surprised if they got the info from that.

Ilovethebomb ,

Do you remember any of the tips?

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