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Xtallll , to lemmyshitpost in How
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ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I’ll get one and report back

Eric_Pollock ,

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

LinyosT ,

YUH

RIP_Cheems , to funny in "Little Smiles"
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brisk ,

Why is this one so funny

gedaliyah , to fediverse in Fediverse spammer group's executive Amex got arrested
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Can someone explain to me what any of those words mean? And maybe even that combination of them together?

ripcord ,
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I guess Amex was the name of the spammer group’s “executive”, and he was arrested for…something.

AreaKode , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in This should be fun

What is your favorite Hispanic race?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
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That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much

Glifted , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in This should be fun

What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
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“Excuse me, Miss, but I think you’ve stolen something: My heart ❤️”

DaemonSlayer , to programmer_humor in I code with fear
Deebster ,
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We’re soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

SkyeHarith ,

Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in at least half of you need to double check this switch
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posts literal pictures of shit

PakledBrain OP ,
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we can go lower

OpenStars ,
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Two pictures of shit?

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

programs literal shit to be mailed to physical address of each user that views post

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Agenda and political posting?

OpenStars ,
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H-hey now, let’s not go that low!? :-P

VaultBoyNewVegas ,
Decoy321 ,

Mod note: Please don’t post literal pictures of shit.

SinningStromgald , to technology in Skyrocketing bluesky engagement since opening to the public

Yeah, no thanks. I’m good with Lemmy and Mastodon.

NoRodent ,
@NoRodent@lemmy.world avatar

Goodbye Bluesky

doctortofu ,
@doctortofu@reddthat.com avatar

Same - I was mildly curious to be honest, but not nearly enough to give them my phone number.

doctorcrimson ,

I had never even heard of bluesky before and also not really interested. Looks like another Twitter replacement, but I never really got into twitter to start with.

I saw the title and I was like “1987 blue sky studios is open to the public? The hell does that mean?”

unconfirmedsourcesDOTgov ,

Bluesky is supposed to be Twitter 2.0 - Jack Dorsey, who co-founded Twitter, is on the board for Bluesky and was supposedly very involved in building the platform. So in theory it could be a lot of things that Twitter wished it could, or it could just be bad like most other socials.

Either way if you have an interest in the tech world it’s probably worth keeping an eye on.

doctorcrimson ,

Is it weird that I’m enamored by technological improvements but mostly disgusted by the “tech world” ?

unconfirmedsourcesDOTgov ,

Nah I don’t think so.

lazynooblet , to mildlyinteresting in Hopping along like a little bouncing ball
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zaphod ,

Mathematicians and physicists like this.

echodot ,

Nah, too much air

zaphod ,

That can be neglected.

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Chorb

Imgonnatrythis , to funny in Worth it

Shadows are gone 10/10. Would hire again. You don’t want shadows s ruining your memories do you?

Lemminary ,

c/shadowsruiningmemories

DigitalTraveler42 , to lemmyshitpost in A round of applause for Mike Drucker.

Taylor Swift dressed as Hulk Hogan: “listen up all my Swifty-maniacs, I want you to smash the Fash and punch Nazis, oh and PS: fuck MAGA to death!”

linearchaos ,
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That’s a whole new Era for her next tour… :P

NielsBohron ,
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I didn’t know that I need this, but I need this so much.

Dkarma ,

Oooohhh yeaaahhhhhh. Flexes In steroids

hex_m_hell , to lemmyshitpost in All workers, your attention please. Your attempt to have a decent work/life balance and be treated with dignity in this facility is going to fail. You have eight minutes to get back to the office.

“Return to the office.”

Uh… There aren’t actually enough facilities here at the office because you downsized after the pandemic.

“Return to the office now.”

Ok, can I get a dedicated seat so I don’t have to adjust my monitor for 10 minutes every time I come in?

“No, there aren’t enough seats for everyone to have one.”

Oh…ok…

PerogiBoi ,
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My work literally has people in the cafeteria and food courts with their laptops because we don’t have enough seats for everyone.

hex_m_hell ,

That’s where the innovation happens, didn’t you read the memo?

Beldarofremulak ,

Business Innovation™

snek OP ,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

That will help foster a sense of community and teamwork. Thank you for your attention. Please return to your cafeteria seat.

Sincerely,

Your Manager

PerogiBoi ,
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It’s funny because I know you don’t work at my company but those are word for word the messages we get constantly as we continue to lose IT people and specialists

zalgotext ,

PS. We’ve been receiving noise complaints from employees with offices near the cafeteria, outside of lunch hours. Please keep the noise in that area to a minimum out of respect for your peers.

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

We are getting ready to have to RTO next week. Buy every single person on my team was hired after the company went fully remote and only 4 of us out of 14 are near an office to return to. So, we get to drive in rush hour traffic there and back, not have enough seats/monitors and may not get to be near our team members that ARE there. And, regardless, till have to be on Teams calls all day because the majority of our team is is spread out across the country and internationally.

They won’t even have the cafeteria operational yet, no immediate plans to do so either, nor is it big enough to seat everyone. They will have one coffee shop that they have assured us “serves lunch items”, but we’ll have ~1000 people in the building trying to get lunch and i’ve never seen a coffee shop serve more than one or two sandwiches a minute. So… for the ~120 of you that get fed, congrats.

Also, the nice thing is that they pulled back the original 4 day in office requirement to only 2 days. However, the only reason for that is because they realized they literally cannot get everyone in the building at once and it’s not even close. So, I’m not filled with confidence on the logistics of this.

Asafum ,

The executive: “yeah yeah, I made 1000 peoples lives more miserable, but at least I get to keep my job.”

Fucking useless…

PerogiBoi ,
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At my workplace, executives get bonuses for how well they implement RTO. It’s written in their performance agreements. Guess who has all the RTO exemptions?

PerogiBoi ,
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Our cafeteria is just a big room with chairs. The food court that was next to it has since gone bankrupt during COVID and all the storefronts are empty. It’s a giant Teams call zoo.

funkless_eck ,

10 minutes is rookie numbers. You gotta unpack the standing desk, under desk treadmill, pink gaming chair, kneeling chair, second and third monitors, clamps, cables, coffee warmer, family photos, keyboard, mouse, tarot cards, incense, bobblehead, giant water jug. Ideally, by the time you finish, it’s about time to start packing it up again.

hex_m_hell ,

Damn, I just rotate one vertical and then sort through the USBC until I find the one that actually works.

/me takes notes

Maggoty ,

You’re right, it’s five minutes now. You can request another 5 minutes from HR for a full tea ceremony.

EnderMB ,

But there are lots of roles in this office, can I please move to a team in this location, or at least work from this location instead?

“No, return to your assigned office”

key , to mildlyinfuriating in The color blurple

That’s why css names should be semantic. I’m sure it started actually purple until UX said “can we make this primary text more blue so it doesn’t look like a clicked link?” Replacing all references to “purple” wasn’t an option because of unrelated usage of that word elsewhere and they weren’t using an IDE capable of contextual rename of a css class. So they just changed the color code and called it a day.

eager_eagle ,
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sed -i ‘s/.purple/.not-purple/g’ *.css

done, boss

gregorum ,

This just gave me a panic attack

activ8r ,

It’s fine as long as you have proper source control. Run it and check the diff before committing.

lars ,

But I set my .git directories to have .css filename extensions!!?! It shouldn’t be my job to educate you.

FoxBJK ,
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Gotta do it on the HTML files and JS files too. Then you gotta re-test every page that uses those files.

Then the boss looks over your code and asks why you didn’t just change the actual color because that’s easier to QC.

HollandJim ,

Yeah, but if you just used css variables, this would’ve been a doddle. One and done.

I’m sorry but the solution to every argument is not just to throw of the word “semantic” in the sentence. Context is everything.

victorz ,

I’m sorry but the solution to every argument is not just to throw of the word “semantic” in the sentence.

I’m sorry but who is saying that? Nobody is. If you are paying attention to the context, you will notice they are talking about CSS class names. That’s the context, and it’s a valid point within that context.

Rocketpoweredgorilla , to lemmyshitpost in Blue Fluid !!!
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I accidentally added blue fluid to pink fluid when I refilled my car, now every time I change lanes my car goes into a gender reveal party mode.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Cant play monster hunter
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Is that a thumb or a turkey drumstick?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Turkey thumbstick?

Thumb drum?

Turkey stick?

GratefullyGodless ,
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Dumb thumb drum?

tacofox ,

Turthumbdumbdrum?

Resol ,
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It’s a thumb that sticks drums to turkeys.

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