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cheeseenjoyer , to aboringdystopia in i really hate telecommunications companies

I‘d let you wait even longer.

distantsounds OP , (edited )
pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Also, Kevin is likely being forced to chat with 3+ customers simultaneously, so that’s why it might take a minute to get back to you.

distantsounds OP ,

I am being forced to ‘chat’ with ‘Kevin’ because the limited options and ‘competitive’ choices in my area (which is a major market city)

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

It still isn’t Kevin’s fault.

distantsounds OP ,

Kevin isn’t real

imPastaSyndrome ,

You’re not real

distantsounds OP , (edited )
imPastaSyndrome ,

You’re not funny or clever or likable, not even in the liking the heel kind of way.

distantsounds OP ,

you’re sweet

brbposting ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d34b3137-ab9f-436f-8d0e-a825883939f1.jpeg

Office of the Secretary of AT&T Inc.
208 S. Akard Street
Suite 2954
Dallas, Texas 75202

halcyoncmdr ,
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

3 could be a minimum. And the issues won’t be similar, they’ll be just as random as anything else coming in. And their system to actually look up info and make changes will likely only work on one account at a time. It’s possible, but unlikely that the system could use tabs to switch between accounts for chats. That would have required AT&T to actually do something to make the agents job easier, and would cost money to develop.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Their CRM software is a steaming pile of shit, but they can pull up multiple accounts at once.

halcyoncmdr ,
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

Well, at least it can do the minimum. Not saying much still, but better than I expected from AT&T.

I wonder if that was actually from Cingular when they bought the old AT&T and decided to use the AT&T name instead going forwards.

PhobosAnomaly , to funny in What a waste of asphalt

I can smell the dying breaths of clutch mechanisms from here.

BearOfaTime ,

Just don’t use it! 😁

Speed shifting ftw!

something_random_tho ,

rip to your transmission

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I never use my clutch and I usually get 10,000 miles to the transmission.

PhobosAnomaly ,

Eurobeat intensifies

superkret ,

Put it in second and keep it there.

metostopholes , to funny in What a waste of asphalt
@metostopholes@lemmy.world avatar

Make it straight, and put a ramp on the bottom for epic jumps.

Blackout , to funny in What a waste of asphalt
@Blackout@fedia.io avatar

China also has an amazing switchback highway called the Pamir sky road with over 600 hairpin turns in under 36km

Fermion ,

🤢 That sounds amazingly nauseating.

gravitas_deficiency , to lemmyshitpost in The more you know

Blinker fluid is another one a lot of people forget to check

interdimensionalmeme ,

Also greasing the muffler bearings at every 100k

SnotFlickerman , (edited ) to aboringdystopia in i really hate telecommunications companies
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The person who will be helping you is not the person who made the rules and policies and chose how much to charge you per month.

The person helping you will have zero control over anything and have to stick to a script and the whole reason their job exists isn’t to actually help you but to help the people who run the company to never, ever have to hear a filthy plebeian complain about anything ever again.

If you really want to chew someone out, do some diligence and find the contact info of the highest person in the organization you can find. Even then, they’re just going to blame it on everyone but themselves anyway, and even if they fix your issue, someone’s gonna lose their ass over the company actually having to fix your issue. Because these systems don’t exist to help solve your problem, but to frustrate you until you give up and stop calling.

Companies are well beyond “How do we attract new customers” because there are no new customers to attract. They have access to the whole planet now, it’s a moot point. Now it’s bleeding percentage points of performance increase from smaller and smaller groups of customers while being okay with screwing over the “unprofitable” customers until they leave entirely.

LadyAutumn ,
@LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yep. Telecom corporations are essentially uncriticizable. Even media pushback doesn’t do anything. Everyone knows they’re pure evil and it doesn’t affect them in any way.

stoy ,

VIPs/C-suites, those that make these rules, most likely all have assistants, who will filter out emails like this, it is very probable that even if you find the direct email to ATT’s CEO and email, it will be filtered out and you’ll either get no reply or a template reply with zero substance.

RandomStickman , to funny in What a waste of asphalt
@RandomStickman@fedia.io avatar

Gotta unlock it with a stunt

RizzRustbolt , to lemmyshitpost in Those poor plants

Everything that is, is alive.

Blackout , to lemmyshitpost in Those poor plants
@Blackout@fedia.io avatar

Their fault for dressing so sexy

RizzRustbolt , to cat in Ginger Kitty Appreciation Day
SOB_Van_Owen , to aboringdystopia in i really hate telecommunications companies

AT&T are trash. Took us far too long to dump them. Glad we did. Found much better service at a quarter the cost.

Shirasho , to aboringdystopia in i really hate telecommunications companies

You aren’t wrong that telecom companies are trashy, but being a dick to a support agent isn’t the right way to go. Support staff are more willing to help and work with you if you aren’t yelling at them right out the gate and blaming them for something they have no control over.

Garbanzo ,

Most are just going to laugh at you and be as unhelpful as possible if you come at them like that. You’re just giving them an excuse to stick to the script and tell you to pound sand. If you let them know it’s not personal but you’re angry at the company and keep your approach professional they’re much more likely to think outside the box, bend the rules, or escalate your issue to get things taken care of.

criticon ,

I worked a while for phone customer service (don’t recommend even to my worst enemies) and we only gave nice stuff to angry people. Basically I couldn’t do anything on my level other than follow the script, but if they asked for a supervisor they usually they got their issues solved more quickly and with some free stuff included, so after that experience I always try to be polite at the beginning but if they are not being helpful I ask them to escalate my issue and play angry

corsicanguppy ,

I ask them to escalate my issue and play angry

Like, obviously play-angry, or is it convincing? The ‘crazy gaijin’ scene from Rising Sun (1993) or what?

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

It is typed text, not yelling or throwing slurs around.

Soulg ,

Doesn’t matter in the least, customer service reps will not give a single fuck about helping you if you treat them like that

distantsounds OP ,

Not sure how to tell you this, but they don’t give a fuck to being with.

brbposting ,

TIL repeated exposure to abuse is consequence free in the absence of audio or capslock

phoneymouse ,

Seems like it’s just a bot

Gullible ,

Yeah, find their executive offices and steal packages, piss on the doors, light a few fires, harvest some thumbs. Support agents in India can’t alter company structure, but fear and confusion can!

someguy3 , (edited ) to funny in What a waste of asphalt

No guardrail that I can see.

*Street view confirms no guardrail.

Video here maps.app.goo.gl/SERFBifCZs7Ztvif6

Impromptu2599 ,

So you can take the straight path if you choose!

edinbruh , to programmerhumor in Average GitHub PR

I’m about to do this to this kernel driver. Certainly broken before, possibly broken after, what’s the worst that could happen

rockerface , to funny in What a waste of asphalt

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